{"topics":[{"id":"533091e26368725179050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330858463687246717d0100#post_5330858463687246717d0100\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533083f16368724654e10000#post_533083f16368724654e10000\r\n\r\nhack a satellite.[/bq]\r\nBut where would you get a axe that big?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533094eb6368722dbb180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533091e26368725179050000#post_533091e26368725179050000\r\n\r\n!http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-lumberjack-big-axe.jpg! \r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"533095d06368722dbb550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533094eb6368722dbb180000#post_533094eb6368722dbb180000\r\nI never wanted to be a satellite technician; I wanted to be... a lumberjack!\r\n\r\nLeaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.  The giant redwood.  The larch.  The fir!  The mighty scots pine!*...*\r\nWith my best buddy by my side, we'd sing!  Sing! Sing!\r\nI'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.\r\nI sleep all night and I work all day.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533095d86368722a62540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533094eb6368722dbb180000#post_533094eb6368722dbb180000\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533091e26368725179050000#post_533091e26368725179050000\r\nLet me axe you a question.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5330965c6368726968060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533095d06368722dbb550000#post_533095d06368722dbb550000\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m58f5aBLmp1r88nuk.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"533096da6368722dbb7f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533095d06368722dbb550000#post_533095d06368722dbb550000\r\nThat was beautiful! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5330974a6368720bd4a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330965c6368726968060000#post_5330965c6368726968060000\r\n\r\n\"JEW MUST BE LENAARRRRD\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"533097816368726a27400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330974a6368720bd4a10000#post_5330974a6368720bd4a10000\r\n*\"SURVIVAL OF TEH FITTEST, LENAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDDD\"*\r\n[spoiler]Christopher Lyod knew exactly what movie he was in with his lines, ironically eating the scenery.[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53309bc46368725d7c3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was on /v/ all night. I am filled with eldritch voice and will","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53309cd16368725ed59a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53309bc46368725d7c3c0000#post_53309bc46368725d7c3c0000\r\nAre the voices telling you the summoning ritual for cthulu?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5330a0586368725ee5730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53309cd16368725ed59a0000#post_53309cd16368725ed59a0000\r\nNo. They're telling me Bioshock Infinite sucks, DS2 is disappointing and that Dead Money is a divisive dlc","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5330a1826368721520820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330a0586368725ee5730000#post_5330a0586368725ee5730000\r\n/v/ loves a good bitch and moan more than any other board.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5330a2f763687263fa270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330a1826368721520820000#post_5330a1826368721520820000\r\n\r\ni feel /mlp/ moans as much as /v/ does.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5330a3956368721078030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330a2f763687263fa270000#post_5330a2f763687263fa270000\r\n_That goes without saying._","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5330a431636872077d170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330a3956368721078030100#post_5330a3956368721078030100\r\n\r\n\r\nsometimes i feel /v/ and /mlp/ arent to different from each other.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5330aa3e636872530d190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well russia just got kicked out of the big boy's golf club.  Their membership in the G8 is suspended.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5330ab67636872041fa30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"That awkward moment when you go to buy coffee but have a few cents short on cash.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5330abb06368726a10ca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330ab67636872041fa30000#post_5330ab67636872041fa30000\r\nMy two cents say you should have had two cents to bring more change.\r\n*rimshot","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5330abcb63687273b1250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Remember this?\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/7/16/45752__safe_king+sombra_spoiler-colon-s03_spoiler-colon-s03e01_the+crystal+empire_crystal+empire_season+3+villain_curved+horn.png!\r\nGood times...\r\nWasted potentials.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5330ac5163687272ff240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"R.I.P 50 cent\r\n\r\nbtw, everyone should follow this guy\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/722/438/134.png! \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330abcb63687273b1250000#post_5330abcb63687273b1250000\r\n\r\ncare to explain?\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5330acf56368720277ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330ac5163687272ff240000#post_5330ac5163687272ff240000\r\nMonths before the airing of season 3. There were tons of speculations and high expectations from the fandom on who, what, or how this then mystery villain, \"Crystallion\", would be.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5330ad5263687249d9020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330acf56368720277ec0000#post_5330acf56368720277ec0000\r\n\r\noh good, i cant wait to see more about that villain in season 3.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5330ad6d6368724949170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330acf56368720277ec0000#post_5330acf56368720277ec0000\r\nMajority expected that Sombra is evil (obviously).\r\nBut there was the small tint that said \"He's probably nice, just with an evil face.\"\r\nReally wished they went with that idea.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5330add2636872064ab80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330acf56368720277ec0000#post_5330acf56368720277ec0000\r\nThe fact that they managed to make a character with less of a personality than Kristen Stewart is a accomplishment.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5330ae5363687204ac040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330add2636872064ab80100#post_5330add2636872064ab80100\r\nMany accused Hasbro of using General Zoi's Pony Creator to create him.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}