{"topics":[{"id":"53ec3ea16368726a19cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3e79636872411d6f0000#post_53ec3e79636872411d6f0000\r\nnope\r\ndid break a finger in a door","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec3ec06368726ac21d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"move it or you are next\":http://pittsburghfc.tumblr.com/post/94683932965/move-or-you-are-next","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ec3ec563687249da710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Ha ha!\":http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/anti-gay-marriage-leaders-ex-wife-left-him-another-woman","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ec3edc6368722507b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3e79636872411d6f0000#post_53ec3e79636872411d6f0000\r\n\r\na hose full of screws fell on my arm.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ec3f7e636872757f300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/6a19fd77c16ae1b89fed5efc75976c82/tumblr_na670mCZCW1r0ix14o1_500.jpg!\r\n\r\nye thats robin williams","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ec4009636872510f830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3e79636872411d6f0000#post_53ec3e79636872411d6f0000\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]Anyone here got any memorable scars?[/bq]\r\nI have a scar on my chest.\r\nI was five years old and I was playing tag with my cousins. I tripped on a rock and fell on one of these things.\r\n!https://www.agriculturesolutions.com/images/stories/virtuemart/product/Dewitt_Hard_Plas_4f45130068594.jpg!\r\nIt punched right through my chest and ended up two centimeters away from my heart. I don't remember much. I'm assuming I passed out from either blood loss or pain, but the next thing I remember was waking up in a hospital with a doctor dripping water in my chest. Unfortunately the scar tissue is now covered with chest hair...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec403563687229832c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec4009636872510f830000#post_53ec4009636872510f830000\r\nthank god you're alive","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec40646368727d1dfb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec4009636872510f830000#post_53ec4009636872510f830000\r\n\r\ndamn...","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ec40786368726a6f220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec403563687229832c0100#post_53ec403563687229832c0100\r\nOh yeah.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec40e26368721140710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec4009636872510f830000#post_53ec4009636872510f830000\r\nI'd take a stab at that.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ec4105636872346abe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec40e26368721140710100#post_53ec40e26368721140710100\r\nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec411963687201726a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's actually one of the things I'm proud of.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec41586368724e82100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec4009636872510f830000#post_53ec4009636872510f830000\r\nHoly fucking shit","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec41c8636872770b700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And you wimps thought a dick piercing was intense.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec41f96368720b606d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec41c8636872770b700000#post_53ec41c8636872770b700000\r\nwell i just assume it's extremely painful","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec423163687247d4ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec41f96368720b606d0000#post_53ec41f96368720b606d0000\r\nA little.\r\n\r\nAlso, Randy! Expert use of the Laughing Cadence meme. Gold star!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec44666368722ef3060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A couple on the right side of my face and a dog bite on my left leg. I'm assuming you fellas know the story behind the former.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec4009636872510f830000#post_53ec4009636872510f830000\r\nGod must have plans for you then. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec3edc6368722507b30000#post_53ec3edc6368722507b30000\r\nA hose full of screws?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec44b76368721480840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'd love to buy some fossil matrix from the Permian and Cretaceous to search through in the future, but I'm not sure if that would be legal to import.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ec45ad6368721480990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec44666368722ef3060000#post_53ec44666368722ef3060000\r\nI have some scars, but the stories behind them aren't really all that great.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53ec464c636872770b300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've never broken a bone in my life.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ec46a06368720210ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec45ad6368721480990100#post_53ec45ad6368721480990100\r\nWhen you stand before judgement, God looks not for medals but scars. Wear them proudly.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec472b6368721ddd240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec46a06368720210ba0000#post_53ec46a06368720210ba0000\r\nYeah well, once was from something I don't even remember, and the other two are from me being idiot. It's a little bit hard to be proud of something you don't remember.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53ec4739636872014a690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec464c636872770b300100#post_53ec464c636872770b300100\r\nSame. I did rip a hole in my knee as a kid though. The scar looks like a little earthworm. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec47dd6368723366160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Too_Offensive\r\nwho is the character in your avatar and where is he from?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec480d636872510fbe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I haven't had any real terrible injuries in my life.\r\n\r\n!http://www.dramafever.com/st/news/images/ultraseven1.jpg!\r\nUltra Seven is the Hero we deserve.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}