{"topics":[{"id":"545e8cc163687205fff90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e8c186368722d80170200#post_545e8c186368722d80170200\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e8c306368721dde000000#post_545e8c306368721dde000000\r\nMaybe...Maybe Twisty is an alien!\r\nAAAAAHHHHH call the MIB!\r\n\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"545e8cf26368723934340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princessâ™ Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e8c396368727f6f3e0200#post_545e8c396368727f6f3e0200\r\nWe Canadians are quite normal, eh.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545e8e186368724129270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e8cf26368723934340100#post_545e8cf26368723934340100\r\n\r\nAren't you asian?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e8cc163687205fff90100#post_545e8cc163687205fff90100\r\n\r\nWe're all aliens according to South Park","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545e8e6c6368725a3b760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Remember:\r\n\r\nREALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"545e8ea863687256124a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e8cf26368723934340100#post_545e8cf26368723934340100\r\nI thought you were asian","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"545e8ee56368722868030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e8e6c6368725a3b760000#post_545e8e6c6368725a3b760000\r\nBYYYYYYYE\r\n\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140919010451/clubpenguinpookie/images/1/1e/Tumblr_static_light_vanish.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545e8f5b6368724f74240200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/L5ZSKBv.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545e8ffc6368724f58cb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/4b8fc46e2ad921f5298d5b99c88ec2bf/tumblr_neq2vfPE1p1qinqemo2_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545e8fff63687262256b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e8f5b6368724f74240200#post_545e8f5b6368724f74240200\r\nBest character ever","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"545e90356368720f36300200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/734fcc7e03b5295af1e59eee9fc399b9/tumblr_n38xv7kTLN1s4u1mvo2_250.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545e90ef6368726225820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e8cc163687205fff90100#post_545e8cc163687205fff90100\r\nThe mib don't hunt aliens. That's just what they propagandize to hide the truth. 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Confirmed in the 2nd movie.\r\n\r\nTeam Rocket apparently just accepts anyone.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545e9b4a63687269bd1d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/NUuCUz2.gif![/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545e9b5e6368725a3bc30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e98d763687222d3110200#post_545e98d763687222d3110200\r\n15 and already a life of crime.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545e9bd363687223d3e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princessâ™ Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545e9ab16368725b2c7d0000#post_545e9ab16368725b2c7d0000\r\nWat","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"545e9c196368725db4510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/FyJbR6l.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545ea16863687273b8500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Tumblr simulator\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDlzc0hL_aY","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}