{"topics":[{"id":"5539dff563687261ba872500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Damn, The side of my Tongue is s sore as hell.\r\n\r\nEvery time I try to talk or open my mouth it brushes against my teeth and it hurts. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539dffd636872626b7b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"post fart","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539e04a63687276cc2d0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Moms are just the best","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5539e057636872626be41100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539dff563687261ba872500#post_5539dff563687261ba872500\r\nYou probably bit it sometime before.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539e06663687276463a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Tiny robot ate dragon radar","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5539e07d6368726980fe3200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539def36368726976083400#post_5539def36368726976083400\r\nnah, I'll just like those. \r\n\r\nalso, I feel like that \"joseph joestar finds facebook\" set of pictures. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539dce66368726976e12f00#post_5539dce66368726976e12f00\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539df1b636872626b4c1000#post_5539df1b636872626b4c1000\r\nI don't know what my mom would do in that situation. She's awesome and she would make it up to me but besides that my mom is a two armed slot machine when it comes to emotions. . ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5539e07f6368726976443700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e04a63687276cc2d0e00#post_5539e04a63687276cc2d0e00\r\nAs Wolf Children has shown everyone.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539e0bc6368726976c13700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e07d6368726980fe3200#post_5539e07d6368726980fe3200\r\nOh man now I cant stop thinking about that! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539e0c263687276ccaf0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e07f6368726976443700#post_5539e07f6368726976443700\r\n!http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8bd588f865a299efa73d8028d401523/tumblr_mvykloOjMk1rl3mnpo1_400.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5539e11563687279515c0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e0bc6368726976c13700#post_5539e0bc6368726976c13700\r\nnow every time you see me post something, imagine it's old joseph making the post and everything will be fine. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5539e13263687261bab62700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e0c263687276ccaf0e00#post_5539e0c263687276ccaf0e00\r\nI'm REALLY looking forward to The Boy ad The Beast.\r\nI wanna see Hosoda's take on \"Bros.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539e13663687269806e3400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good night guys.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5539e1396368726980723400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e06663687276463a0300#post_5539e06663687276463a0300\r\nSounds about right to me.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5539e142636872626b3b1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e13663687269806e3400#post_5539e13663687269806e3400\r\n\r\nNight asian guy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5539e16663687276cc4d0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e13663687269806e3400#post_5539e13663687269806e3400\r\nNight","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5539e1a463687276cca50f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e142636872626b3b1300#post_5539e142636872626b3b1300\r\nGood night to you Hispanic guy.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5539e1ab63687261ba6d2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e13663687269806e3400#post_5539e13663687269806e3400\r\nG NIGHT G NIGHT.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5539e1cb63687276ccd20f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This motherfucker just caught a giant spinning spike with his bare hand. Not HANDS. HAND. Singular.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539e1db6368726976113a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e11563687279515c0b00#post_5539e11563687279515c0b00\r\nOffensive's Bizarre Adventure?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e13263687261bab62700#post_5539e13263687261bab62700\r\nSAME! I cant wait to see this movie!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e13663687269806e3400#post_5539e13663687269806e3400\r\nNight Night my dudebro! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539e21b63687261ba262900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Iron Dragon Hunter vs Fire Dragon Hunter. That's the current episode I'm on.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]ERZA DID IT[/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5539e21b63687276cc471000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539de8e6368727646890200#post_5539de8e6368727646890200\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539ddc56368727951cd0800#post_5539ddc56368727951cd0800\r\nDon't get it.[/bq]\r\nIf the post number ends with the last 2 digits being the same, it's called a double (or \"dubs\")\r\n\r\nIf the last 3 digits are identical, they're triples (\"trips\")\r\n\r\nAnd etc.\r\n\r\nAnd ArcticEight posted a thing about having his posts number being \"777\"","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5539e2286368722ee4010800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e1cb63687276ccd20f00#post_5539e1cb63687276ccd20f00\r\nWhat are you watching again? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539e23c636872626b831400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my god, the /v/ thread on the paid mods is heartwrenchingly hilarious. \r\nI almost vomited from laughter","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5539e24263687261ba552900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e1cb63687276ccd20f00#post_5539e1cb63687276ccd20f00\r\n\r\nStill 5D's?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5539e2546368726976f53a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e13263687261bab62700#post_5539e13263687261bab62700\r\nIT BETTER NOT MAKE ME CRY \r\n\r\nI CAN'T\r\n\r\nI CAN NOT\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539e1db6368726976113a00#post_5539e1db6368726976113a00\r\nMore like \"offensive feels like an old fart\" ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}