{"topics":[{"id":"5557626663687255e13e1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #2826\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55575f4263687240af081400#post_55575f4263687240af081400\r\n Youre about as pointless as a circle","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"555763cf6368725e21950300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"<3 u offensive","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"555764b463687221aad70c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557626663687255e13e1400#post_5557626663687255e13e1400\r\nHa \r\n","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"555765986368721467da0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555763cf6368725e21950300#post_555763cf6368725e21950300\r\n@-3-@","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555765fc6368725e213b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\n\r\nLol\r\n\r\n\r\nCanadian Astronaut !http://i.imgur.com/YInrX8l.jpg!\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555765986368721467da0300#post_555765986368721467da0300\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555763cf6368725e21950300#post_555763cf6368725e21950300\r\n@-3-@[/bq]\r\n:3","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5557670663687255e10a1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555750336368722cd7401300#post_555750336368722cd7401300\r\ni like that idea better","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"555767466368722a23900400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557670663687255e10a1b00#post_5557670663687255e10a1b00\r\n[bq=\"MoogSourceVermona\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555750336368722cd7401300#post_555750336368722cd7401300\r\ni like that idea better[/bq]\r\nWut idea","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5557678c63687214670b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557670663687255e10a1b00#post_5557670663687255e10a1b00\r\nNow I have to wonder if it would be profitable to make a maid cafe where YOU are the maid and you get to serve a bunch of sexy people ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555767de6368725e21850800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557678c63687214670b0600#post_5557678c63687214670b0600\r\nYes","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5557683d6368720a7fdd2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555765fc6368725e213b0600#post_555765fc6368725e213b0600\r\n[bq=\"Kaz\"]\r\n\r\nLol\r\n\r\n\r\nCanadian Astronaut !http://i.imgur.com/YInrX8l.jpg!\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555765986368721467da0300#post_555765986368721467da0300\r\n[/bq]\r\nTo Russian cosmonaut, \"I'm not your comrade, friend!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5557684d63687255e1111d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ill serve you","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"555768f163687221aa791300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Morning","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5557690f63687255e1501e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557678c63687214670b0600#post_5557678c63687214670b0600\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557670663687255e10a1b00#post_5557670663687255e10a1b00\r\nNow I have to wonder if it would be profitable to make a maid cafe where YOU are the maid and you get to serve a bunch of sexy people [/bq]\r\nOi!  Speaking of made cafes the usa got it's first maid cafe this year.\r\n\"And in New York none the less\":http://www.metro.us/entertainment/new-york-s-first-maid-cafe-offers-more-than-just-coffee/tmWmkf---36OiiFMAhVNg/\r\nThat would be awesome if maid cafes catch on in the usa.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55576ac16368725a860d1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When is it inappropriate to break up with someone","author":null},{"id":"55576ae563687255e1f32000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557690f63687255e1501e00#post_5557690f63687255e1501e00\r\nAre the maids wearing those cute maid dresses we see in anime?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55576cc06368720a7f792a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557690f63687255e1501e00#post_5557690f63687255e1501e00\r\nI want a gender inversed version. Where all the waiters dress in sexy butler uniforms and monocles.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55576ddd63687229572f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*_[POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE INTENSIFIES]_*","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55576e086368725e21ec1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55576cc06368720a7f792a00#post_55576cc06368720a7f792a00\r\nOr all the waiters still dress as maids","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55576e1e63687221aa921a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55576ddd63687229572f0600#post_55576ddd63687229572f0600\r\n*YEEEEEEAAAAAAH!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55576fda6368722957f20800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55576e086368725e21ec1000#post_55576e086368725e21ec1000\r\nBut the monocles...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5557706263687219aaa90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"*YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*\":http://bato.to/read/_/321415/shiori-experience-jimi-na-watashi-to-hen-na-oji-san_v1_ch3_by_cat\r\nNEW CHAPTER OF SHIORI EXPERIENCE!!!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5557758e6368722957521100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Boom chacka boom chacka boom chacka boom...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555775c26368724829d20700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, guys. What's the most embarrassing thing to have ever happened to you?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"555775d663687221aa472500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img3.bato.to/comics/2015/05/15/s/read55566c60a81dd/img000034.png!\r\nFFFFFUUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSSSS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5557761e6368725945f40f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555775c26368724829d20700#post_555775c26368724829d20700\r\n[spoiler]My sister caught me having sex in my parents bed.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}