{"topics":[{"id":"559101e063687269340002a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IT'S ALL GOD ASSLICKING DAMN TUMBLRITE POSTS\r\n\r\nONLY TUMBLRITES WOULD FIND THE SHIT FUNNY","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559101f06368727d440009be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"sweet get bro","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559101fe6368723252001d34","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559101e063687269340002a5#post_559101e063687269340002a5\r\nI mean the \"Think of the children\" posts.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559102046368727f710007b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yeah i'm pretty proud of it, thanks though","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5591022c63687236b7001930","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559101fe6368723252001d34#post_559101fe6368723252001d34\r\ni'm well aware, the whole ordeal just upsets me for no specific reason","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55910430636872686c0005b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't know why. But shitposting just kills me.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5591047d636872686c0005fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Afternoon","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559104846368727d44000d2e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"then why the fuck are you scruitinizing shitpost central","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559105296368727f71000aff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559104846368727d44000d2e#post_559104846368727d44000d2e\r\nI meant kill me with laughter.\r\n\r\n*Makes the Vulcan gesture*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55910577636872392b000082","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"your moms a vulcan gesture","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559107096368727d44001123","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559107a663687236b700236d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/4869c1f28254ac22e9b927c24de4f3d4/tumblr_nqp57aY1Dc1qgaloxo1_1280.png!\r\nThis is what I live for.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559107f06368723252002926","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559107096368727d44001123#post_559107096368727d44001123\r\nle spilt milk","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559109f963687236b70027e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/264/5/e/5e6773aad81887853548fdb9c6ada09f-d5fhbof.jpg!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55910c7c6368727d44001a70","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There are two possible outcomes for the Neopocalypse, Either the site is going to pretty much die. Or Literally everyone is going to get the Banhammer.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55910dae636872696800070b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55910c7c6368727d44001a70#post_55910c7c6368727d44001a70\r\nI think the last ones as likely as half life 3 coming out.\r\n\r\n-molestia","author":null},{"id":"55910ec263687208a60001d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"read the bible, please","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55910ffa63687235dc000207","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #E4FF\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55910dae636872696800070b#post_55910dae636872696800070b\r\nYou're probably right.\r\n\r\nOnce a forum has been graced with Shrekposting, There's no going back.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559110236368726934000eaa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright I have no idea what the heck is going on, but hey, I just wanted to ask, does anyone know of any good RTS games coming out? I mean I'm looking forward to a few games, though I can't remember if they're meant to be RTS or something close to a RTS RPG, I have to go recheck they aren't entirely new ones though. But still, if you guys know of anything good coming out on either PC or Xbox, could you tell me? ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"5591105e636872686c00150d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55910ec263687208a60001d6#post_55910ec263687208a60001d6\r\nno","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559111b063687208a600055e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fuck yes\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/cKfgn0Q.png![/spoiler]","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5591122863687269340012ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright, I'm just going to leave this thread since there's clearly no one really bothered to talk about games which I really would like to hear about. And also I'm assuming everyone's asleep right? Or is it just really early or late in the US right now?","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"559112b2636872686c001a4f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/866d06cfbc61689f32e7447550c99a0d/tumblr_nqp9k010xC1sa6p5po1_1280.png!\r\nIt's over.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559112c763687208a60006a8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591122863687269340012ac#post_5591122863687269340012ac\r\nlol it's almost 6 am in est\r\n\r\ni would reply but i dont know shit for games","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5591142663687208a600085c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559112b2636872686c001a4f#post_559112b2636872686c001a4f\r\nI like the last part.\r\n_\"Or um... go outside. :o\"_","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}