{"topics":[{"id":"53c5d9396368724d1b310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5d8916368721d70b90000#post_53c5d8916368721d70b90000\r\nWhat state do you live in, GMA?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5d95763687232f1870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/794/097/305.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c5d9646368724d6c410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5d9396368724d1b310000#post_53c5d9396368724d1b310000\r\nWhy do you want to know...?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5d9a963687246f6410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5d9396368724d1b310000#post_53c5d9396368724d1b310000\r\nSouthern California.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5d9bd6368724d304c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5d9a963687246f6410000#post_53c5d9a963687246f6410000\r\nNorcal is better","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53c5da4c6368720c6c8e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5d9a963687246f6410000#post_53c5d9a963687246f6410000\r\nYou should move to Antarctica then.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5da5a6368726c14f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5d9bd6368724d304c0000#post_53c5d9bd6368724d304c0000\r\n_le shrug_ If you say so. Personally I like the desert.\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5da4c6368720c6c8e0100#post_53c5da4c6368720c6c8e0100\r\nWhy?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5da886368726c14010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5da5a6368726c14f50100#post_53c5da5a6368726c14f50100\r\n\r\n>Le\r\n\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/404/608/434.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c5dac863687246f6ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5da5a6368726c14f50100#post_53c5da5a6368726c14f50100\r\n>desert \r\nThis aint New Vegas boy, BOY!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53c5db02636872473be80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5da5a6368726c14f50100#post_53c5da5a6368726c14f50100\r\nIt's the biggest desert in the world, there are no spiders, and you get to masturbate without the risk of anyone catching you.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5db366368724d6c9a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5db02636872473be80000#post_53c5db02636872473be80000\r\nBut then sand gets in your junk...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5db5d6368727ca92b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5db366368724d6c9a0000#post_53c5db366368724d6c9a0000\r\nNo sand. Just snow.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5db886368722d235f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5db5d6368727ca92b0000#post_53c5db5d6368727ca92b0000\r\nHave you ever tried getting it up in the cold?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5db936368725913b90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Don't. There are literally clouds of mosquitos in Antarctica","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c5dbc06368720c6cf00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5db936368725913b90000#post_53c5db936368725913b90000\r\nYou must be talking about the Arctic. There is only one species of flightless insect in Antarctica.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5dbe86368727c5e620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5db936368725913b90000#post_53c5db936368725913b90000\r\nYou got to use the fruit juices to get them off of ya mon. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5dce5636872473b6b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5db02636872473be80000#post_53c5db02636872473be80000\r\nIt ain't the Mojave or Painted Desert though, those are the ones I love. Both are absolutely full of natural beauty, life and small towns with a sort of mad, fevered character.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5dda56368727c4b7a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently, a fossil collector in Thailand was looking at another collector's collection when the other collector's pet tiger suddenly walked into the living room with him. The collector was so freaked out that he ran into the bathroom while the tiger's owner was pissing himself laughing. 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Most mainstream anime protags have overly simplistic goals like Become Hokage or I Fight For My Friends. Ed has his own goal (foxing his brother after human transmuting his mother), bevoming a good alchemist and helping others out ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53c5e06a636872473b5f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090728/hitler_03.gif!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5e7b96368727845250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know i just remembered.\r\n\r\ni have 20 bucks in wepay.\r\n\r\nbut since im not in the US that money is rotting in there.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c5e7bb63687277081c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!i79.servimg.com/u/f79/12/49/62/01/f7ff6d10.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}