{"topics":[{"id":"54179f9f636872313a050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54179f466368724decfa0000#post_54179f466368724decfa0000\r\nThat red nose is gonna go deep. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54179fa56368727c71140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"4chan´s first order as a god will be the extermination of the jews...\r\n\r\nthen there will be mass chaos.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54179fde6368727923740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@G.S.\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54179f9c6368727ef0dc0000#post_54179f9c6368727ef0dc0000\r\n[bq=\"G.S.\"]I once had a gay friend named Josh, and a lesbian friend named Kathy, and then they hooked up and said it wasn't straight because they were both gay.\r\n\r\n!http://i62.tinypic.com/2gt7lgl.jpg!\r\n\r\nThey eventually got married. But they consider it gay marriage to this day.[/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nflawless logic.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54179fe6636872313a0c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@G.S.\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54179f9c6368727ef0dc0000#post_54179f9c6368727ef0dc0000\r\n[bq=\"G.S.\"]I once had a gay friend named Josh, and a lesbian friend named Kathy, and then they hooked up and said it wasn't straight because they were both gay.\r\n\r\n!http://i62.tinypic.com/2gt7lgl.jpg!\r\n\r\nThey eventually got married. But they consider it gay marriage to this day.[/bq]\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8gs1D6RL1qd2g3i.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a0436368727c71260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54179cac63687251c67c0000#post_54179cac63687251c67c0000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"I steal pets from the popular people.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucmsunDs3jE [/bq]\r\n\r\nthat would actually be a nice punishment","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5417a059636872681a020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My grandma just called.\r\nWe just had an argument about lace.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a0946368723807ab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a059636872681a020200#post_5417a059636872681a020200\r\nI guess you could say she really.\r\n\r\nPulled your strings.\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/83ea69316ec91c4ca8612b0032afc635/tumblr_nbvd1juCrb1tlip4ko1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a0b06368722a40d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54179fe6636872313a0c0100#post_54179fe6636872313a0c0100\r\n...are they still married?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5417a0c06368725b86770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a0946368723807ab0100#post_5417a0946368723807ab0100\r\nI think having an argument about lace curtains is the gayest thing I've done all day.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a11163687203b5380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a0c06368725b86770000#post_5417a0c06368725b86770000\r\nAnd that's saying something.\r\n\r\n_*Level Up*_\r\n\r\n\"You have reached level 59 Gay\"\r\n\r\nWho said that!?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a1416368727944fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"north north is the side where my family stays","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5417a15b636872681a280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a0c06368725b86770000#post_5417a0c06368725b86770000\r\nI think that's the first stereotypical gay thing you've mentioned here. You know, aside from the gay sex.\r\n\r\nIts possible I'm just not up on my stereotypes.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5417a16463687258c8ba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a11163687203b5380000#post_5417a11163687203b5380000\r\nMy grandmother LOVES lace and I keep trying to tell her that there IS such a thing as too much lace.\r\nI spent two years in a fashion class after all.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a1c26368727155aa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"we are still on a photoshop war\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/sRZZ8r9.png!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/830/827/cdc.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/vGTiTaA.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/lQfwFMI.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/831/015/789.png!\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5417a2076368722a400f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a16463687258c8ba0100#post_5417a16463687258c8ba0100\r\nWait you did? Oh! \r\n\r\nWhat did you learn there?\r\n\r\nAlso, my mom would probably agree with you, she used to make these cool purses. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a2546368726102760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a1c26368727155aa0100#post_5417a1c26368727155aa0100\r\nHuh, so that's how rap album covers are made? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a2d76368727ef0430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a2076368722a400f0100#post_5417a2076368722a400f0100\r\nI didn't do very good.\r\nI just learned stitching, sewing, and basic color theory.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a2e2636872589d870100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a2546368726102760000#post_5417a2546368726102760000\r\n\r\nits 2deep4u.\r\n\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/8e3f963a92d191b24c5750d9a8c1e787/tumblr_nb3dt9Fp4d1scay3ho1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5417a3126368724ee6ef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a2e2636872589d870100#post_5417a2e2636872589d870100\r\nI know that cat from something.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a3766368724efdee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a2d76368727ef0430100#post_5417a2d76368727ef0430100\r\nHey, at least you can say if you wanted to you could make something.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a2e2636872589d870100#post_5417a2e2636872589d870100\r\nDeeper4U Looser5me. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a3c2636872247e860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a3126368724ee6ef0000#post_5417a3126368724ee6ef0000\r\n\r\nanimal crossing\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/afeRvHC.png!\r\n!https://i.imgur.com/iLkZDO8.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/qAdjQ6B.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/C3AiXgm.png!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/33ccb97c5f72be42bcc8afd1f41365c4/tumblr_nb5qbsZByO1scay3ho1_1280.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/HTC2L1y.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/qUXXTQr.jpg!\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5417a4126368727c719e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So here's a blast from the past.\r\nApparently Coca-Cola company is planning on bringing back \"Surge Soda\":www.cnet.com/news/coca-cola-revives-surge-soda-thanks-to-facebook-movement/","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a458636872247e990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a4126368727c719e0000#post_5417a4126368727c719e0000\r\nIt reminds me of that drink from Futurama?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5417a4b46368725533ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5417a458636872247e990000#post_5417a458636872247e990000\r\nIt was a soda from the Nineties that didn't last long.\r\nHey maybe now Pepsi company will consider reviving Crystal Pepsi.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5417a4c663687206e1850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/14233d8573ee4d212a37ce8b2927834a/tumblr_n0hyg5z1ZP1qjz5q1o1_400.gif!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eblVD0RiFgg\r\nLOOK AT EM GO!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}