{"topics":[{"id":"542a268d636872252e980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a25826368724613720000#post_542a25826368724613720000\r\nOh yeah. I've known how to change a diaper, make a baby's bottle, and burp a baby since I was eight years old. I'm very good at childcare and all the kids I've babysit ADORE me. But when tryIng to get hired by a day-care center, \"you're a man so we can't hire you.\"\r\n*FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU.*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542a284663687201673e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a268d636872252e980100#post_542a268d636872252e980100\r\nWhen I here shit like this It pisses me off so bad.\r\n\r\nLike dude, come on. :/\r\n\r\nIf that's the case, how are people gonna get good parenting skills. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542a28b863687201b0980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a284663687201673e0100#post_542a284663687201673e0100\r\nI don't get it either man.\r\nBut in some happier news \"I found another  thing\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeo6tJgmiX0.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542a294e63687267af0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/man_curling.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"542a29d063687245fa140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a268d636872252e980100#post_542a268d636872252e980100\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a284663687201673e0100#post_542a284663687201673e0100\r\nThe magical world of double standards, everybody.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"542a2a2d636872012f830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://data.archive.moe/board/m/image/1411/86/1411861797275.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"542a2a896368727c24170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a28b863687201b0980100#post_542a28b863687201b0980100\r\nHELL YEAH BOTANSAGE!\r\n\r\nHe just uploaded this today! I didn't even know.\r\n\r\nI follow his tumblr.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a29d063687245fa140100#post_542a29d063687245fa140100\r\nWhat a magical place.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a28b863687201b0980100#post_542a28b863687201b0980100\r\nAlso did you see the new Pat And Woolie Dark Souls video today? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542a2aef63687201509e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a2a2d636872012f830100#post_542a2a2d636872012f830100\r\nPretty much the truth. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542a2b186368725cd4680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a2a896368727c24170000#post_542a2a896368727c24170000\r\nI haven't. Been meaning to though. I'm just feeling super lazy today.\r\nI blame the weather.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542a2b256368726d42340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://data.archive.moe/board/m/image/1411/87/1411876233673.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://data.archive.moe/board/m/image/1412/04/1412049296945.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"542a2bc86368727c923f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a2b186368725cd4680000#post_542a2b186368725cd4680000\r\nDO IT! WATCH IT!\r\n\r\n*FUKKEN SPOILERS*\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]They get invaded by a certain someone[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542a2c116368726dc4650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a2b256368726d42340000#post_542a2b256368726d42340000\r\n[spoiler]Friendship is magic![/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542a2c3f6368727aef7a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://data.archive.moe/board/m/image/1412/04/1412049768605.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"542a2cb96368727e60680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a2c3f6368727aef7a0000#post_542a2c3f6368727aef7a0000\r\nHow'd you get this picture of me!?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542a2f4663687268e0270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a2cb96368727e60680100#post_542a2cb96368727e60680100\r\nVegeta wears pink all the time.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"542a2f67636872676b010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/internet_guy.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"542a30466368725cc2430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a2f4663687268e0270000#post_542a2f4663687268e0270000\r\nDamn straight. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a2f67636872676b010100#post_542a2f67636872676b010100\r\nTotally radical!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542a30906368726cfb300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a30466368725cc2430100#post_542a30466368725cc2430100\r\nTalk about Net Surfing man!\r\n\r\n!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/pizzalahetit.jpg!\r\nServe and protect.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"542a30d36368726e34310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a30466368725cc2430100#post_542a30466368725cc2430100\r\n!http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/094/1/c/nappa_pose_1___dragon_ball_online___by_majingoku77-d60ey2o.png!\r\n\r\n\"Hey Vegeta!Hey Vegeta!Hey Vegeta!Hey Vegeta!\"","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"542a31496368726d77410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a30906368726cfb300100#post_542a30906368726cfb300100\r\nCops get a bad rep man.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542a3160636872087b100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a30906368726cfb300100#post_542a30906368726cfb300100\r\n\r\nAnother fine example of how cops SHOULD be.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542a319d6368726d9f5a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a30906368726cfb300100#post_542a30906368726cfb300100\r\nThis was very nice of the Cops.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"542a348f6368726d19830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a30d36368726e34310100#post_542a30d36368726e34310100\r\n*WHAT!?*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a30906368726cfb300100#post_542a30906368726cfb300100\r\n\r\n\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a3160636872087b100100#post_542a3160636872087b100100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a31496368726d77410100#post_542a31496368726d77410100\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a319d6368726d9f5a0100#post_542a319d6368726d9f5a0100\r\nWe so need more good cops like this.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542a35a36368722a40ce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542a348f6368726d19830100#post_542a348f6368726d19830100\r\nAgreed.\r\nIt's not always the cops who are the problem. It's the systems.\r\n\r\n!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/enjoying_a_beautiful_day.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"542a35c56368726952350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130417033153/kamenrider/images/2/2e/Madan_Senki_Ryukendo_4_Mode.jpg!\r\n\r\nRyukendo! _*Raijin!!*_","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"}]}