{"topics":[{"id":"5499056763687249e9860800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549904b76368721c91460c00#post_549904b76368721c91460c00\r\nI knew that. I'm just saying that It's a fight between DIO and one of his sons.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5499057c636872768ac40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499055a6368721723d20b00#post_5499055a6368721723d20b00\r\n\r\nI even remember your OC's marihuana style mane ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"549905a0636872587e620600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499053f6368721eed7c0300#post_5499053f6368721eed7c0300\r\nMy mom has been super sketchy and secretive about Christmas this year.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549905d5636872768acd0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499057c636872768ac40300#post_5499057c636872768ac40300\r\n\r\ni think i even made a picture of her high LOL","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549906056368721615e10b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549905d5636872768acd0300#post_549905d5636872768acd0300\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/9/3/418187/thumb.png!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5499062263687249b0a40700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499037f63687205ad460800#post_5499037f63687205ad460800\r\n[bq=\"DiegoB\"]Hello people.\r\n\r\nDid you know that water makes things wet?[/bq]\r\nNO\r\n\r\nIT CAN'T BE\r\n\r\nTHE END TIMES ARE UPON US\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/4/10/293618__safe_twilight+sparkle_animated_winter+wrap+up_panic_ice+skates_shuffle.gif!\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/9/5/90728__safe_animated_scootaloo_sweetie+belle_apple+bloom_artist-colon-jan_shaking_panic.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5499062d6368721e33c70b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499055a6368721723d20b00#post_5499055a6368721723d20b00\r\n\r\nunfortunely i cant\r\n\r\nbut then agian i lose memory easily","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54990687636872587e810600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499043263687249e9670800#post_5499043263687249e9670800\r\nI guess it's not the better time to say that day and night are caused by the movement of the Earth, not by the actions of Celestia and Luna","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"549906f06368722749000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54990687636872587e810600#post_54990687636872587e810600\r\n\r\n\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/kPMwTWvKadCG4/giphy.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5499072963687215f14f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499062263687249b0a40700#post_5499062263687249b0a40700\r\nYou should have let in those Jehova's witnesses.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"5499072a63687246cb4a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54990687636872587e810600#post_54990687636872587e810600\r\nHA! Next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Tooth Fairy, and Morgan Freeman don't exist.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549907406368721d193f0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549906056368721615e10b00#post_549906056368721615e10b00\r\n\r\n-*>looks back at old art*-\r\n\r\n-wow im so much better now-\r\n\r\n_FEEL THE HIGH._","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5499076163687226acb30800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499072a63687246cb4a0100#post_5499072a63687246cb4a0100\r\ni can guarantee the existence of one of those","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549907926368721eeda40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499072a63687246cb4a0100#post_5499072a63687246cb4a0100\r\n\r\nI don't know the other two, but Santa definetely is real","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"549907a46368721e20840b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499076163687226acb30800#post_5499076163687226acb30800\r\nWell yeah.\r\nI mean Santa always eats the cookies.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549907c0636872400ad60800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"One of the best Jojo protagonists is Josuke Higashikata. (The Hero of Diamond is unbreakable)\r\n\r\nThere was this one bit where he found out that the user of the Stand Highway star (That was just attacking the heroes) was bed ridden. So Josuke heals him with Crazy diamond, And After the guy celebrates for a bit, He's like \"The way I see it, If I heal you, *Then* Beat you up, Then I won't be \"bullying the weak\", *Now will I?*\"","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"549907cd6368721615160c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499072a63687246cb4a0100#post_5499072a63687246cb4a0100\r\nWell, sorry, no, they're fictional, just like pirates, ninjas, and eskimos.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"549908156368721e10760300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549907c0636872400ad60800#post_549907c0636872400ad60800\r\nYou're just now figuring this out?\r\nJosuke is fucking great. Followed VERY closely by Jolyne.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499082163687279d6560600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549907cd6368721615160c00#post_549907cd6368721615160c00\r\n\r\nEkimos are real\r\n\r\n!http://comohacereskimos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/receta-eskimos1.jpg!\r\n\r\nThey even come in other flavors","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"549908736368720153160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499082163687279d6560600#post_5499082163687279d6560600\r\n\r\nno\r\n\r\nthe thirst is real","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5499087e6368721e209d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499082163687279d6560600#post_5499082163687279d6560600\r\nThat pic is photoshopped. You don't can to fool the me.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"549908d163687207c3f20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549908736368720153160100#post_549908736368720153160100\r\n\r\n\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499087e6368721e209d0b00#post_5499087e6368721e209d0b00\r\n\r\nThey're pretty real I assure you.\r\n\r\nI have the evidence in video!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"549908f86368721e330f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499082163687279d6560600#post_5499082163687279d6560600\r\n\r\nI SHALL BRING SHAME UPON YOUR FALSE PROPHET\r\n\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fqcfRcmL1qdhr0lo1_500.jpg!\r\n\r\n_vIVA LA THIRST_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5499092b63687216042f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ITS A FESTIVUS MIRACLE","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549909426368721b47cf0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549908f86368721e330f0c00#post_549908f86368721e330f0c00\r\n\r\nThat man is the thirstiest of all thirst","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}