{"topics":[{"id":"54fe6f9963687236449f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6ec063687224b8250600#post_54fe6ec063687224b8250600\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6e7a63687208c1f41200#post_54fe6e7a63687208c1f41200\r\nThat's what happens when you get drunk.[/bq]\r\nIt's fucking annoying is what it is.\r\n\r\n\"Okay walk a straight line\"\r\n*does it*\r\n\"Put your finger to your nose\"\r\n*does it*\r\n\"And your other\"\r\n*does it*\r\n\"Now turn four times left, 3 times right, 5 times left and then walk 19 steps then turn then walk 13 steps\"\r\n*does it*\r\n\"dohohoho look at how funny he is being able to handle their alcohol well\"\r\n\r\n\r\nI like getting drunk cause I like getting drunk, but it's annoying whenever someone has the frat boy mentality constantly watching you with their cellphone.  It's like these sorts of people get drunk to have a excuse to act like a idiot rather than actually enjoy it :\\","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54fe707d636872630efc0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to try and get drunk once.\r\nThat shall be on my bucket list.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe70cc6368723644ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe707d636872630efc0900#post_54fe707d636872630efc0900\r\nI personally feel like alcohol isn't worth it at all","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54fe70f76368721c17131d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe707d636872630efc0900#post_54fe707d636872630efc0900\r\nSame.\r\n\r\nI hate drinking but I just want to see what happens to me. Like what kind of stupid drunk I am? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe712d63687208c1be1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"when i get drunk i text particle at 1 am asking her if pizza is illega in new zealand apparently","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54fe715163687276d29b0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't know what kind of drunk I'd be. \r\nGod knows what I might end up saying\r\n\r\n_or doing_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54fe72266368721841bf1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just ended up shaky and blurry, when my brother and sister got me to go drinking on my 19th\r\n\r\nDon't plan to drink again\r\nDon't get anything from it","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fe725963687271ef480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe70f76368721c17131d00#post_54fe70f76368721c17131d00\r\nThe experience is likely to be disappointing. When I get drunk I write or shoot the shit pretty much like normal but slightly more loopy than usual.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54fe735c6368726bb8fe3000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've always wondered why people stereotypically act stupid when drunk and after tonight I've learned that a lot of people use alcohol as a excuse to act stupid and people prode them on to do stupid stuff for their entertainment.\r\n\r\n\r\nReason why I'm getting annoyed in a nutshell:\r\n\"This alcohol tastes pretty good actually\"\r\n\"Ermagod you're drunk?!  Quick do something stupid!\"\r\n\"No; I'm eating dinner\"\r\n\"Do something stupid!\"\r\n\"No\"\r\n\"Come on!  Do it for the vine!\"\r\n\"No\"\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54fe73e363687236fb894000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe735c6368726bb8fe3000#post_54fe735c6368726bb8fe3000\r\n\"Alcohol is the magic fuel that disconnects people from this world.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90eiIN9VAEo","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54fe73f66368725b8bc50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe735c6368726bb8fe3000#post_54fe735c6368726bb8fe3000\r\nAll booze does is bring out what's already there. Stupid people act stupid, aggressive people act aggressive and so on.\r\n\r\nNow, I will say that the actual sensation of being drunk is actually really enjoyable, at least for me. Hell, not even a full on drunk. A good buzz is pretty fantastic itself.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54fe743d6368726e4c720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/927/695/c87.resizedimage!\r\nhow i feel in all this hype","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54fe74466368727009561100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe735c6368726bb8fe3000#post_54fe735c6368726bb8fe3000\r\nThat should really happen in a video.\r\n\r\nMaybe when I'm in college, I'll do an experiment by taking shots of alcohol and testing my sanity with each shot. I'll do the same with other people.\r\n\r\nIt'll be good for social sciences.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe7459636872754d441200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe73f66368725b8bc50100#post_54fe73f66368725b8bc50100\r\n[bq]Stupid people act stupid[/bq]\r\n_that's exactly what I'm afraid of_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54fe7522636872611e350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe73f66368725b8bc50100#post_54fe73f66368725b8bc50100\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe735c6368726bb8fe3000#post_54fe735c6368726bb8fe3000\r\nAll booze does is bring out what's already there. Stupid people act stupid, aggressive people act aggressive and so on.\r\n\r\nNow, I will say that the actual sensation of being drunk is actually really enjoyable, at least for me. Hell, not even a full on drunk. A good buzz is pretty fantastic itself.[/bq]\r\nIs that why I get horny when I drink?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe7581636872426be42900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe7522636872611e350000#post_54fe7522636872611e350000\r\n[bq]Is that why I get horny when I drink?[/bq]\r\n_I'm also afraid of that_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54fe75836368725c4e931b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel nothing when I get drunk.\r\nHarsh but honest","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54fe758c6368727a10f93d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Probably. Honestly I get into a perverse state of mind as well. I never feel like writing really, really filthy smut more than when I'm drinking.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54fe75d56368722ebfab1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe758c6368727a10f93d00#post_54fe758c6368727a10f93d00\r\nI think I need to get you drunk.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe77776368725a69c70b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I decided to revive the Gundam thread.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54fe77c0636872356c6f1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Got a sore throat.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54fe780a636872526be30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've never been drunk ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54fe7830636872611e1c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe780a636872526be30000#post_54fe780a636872526be30000\r\nGet drunk","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54fe783063687275ff231400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Beware of my secret...\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I USED TO THINK THAT I WAS MEANT TO BE A GIRL WHEN I WAS A KID BUT NOW IM GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY THAT IM NOT A GIRL BUT IM A GUY WHO UNDERSTANDS WOMEN[/spoiler]","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe78326368727a4ee00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe780a636872526be30000#post_54fe780a636872526be30000\r\nNeither have I\r\n\r\nThen again I'm underage so I have an excuse :P","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}