{"topics":[{"id":"55b01b8b6368720dd90008cb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01b3b6368726ed600178c#post_55b01b3b6368726ed600178c\r\nYay!\r\nAlmost 20 followers \r\n\r\n^:'D^","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55b01b8d63687219bc0014da","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0192c6368720b44004c9f#post_55b0192c6368720b44004c9f\r\nNo worries! ~Its just the word is usually used whenever someone wants to say an opinion about something. (Usually the opinion is against something I like)~\r\n\r\nI knew Peaches would destroy us one day. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b01bca63687210c5000126","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I did rather well for the most part, but they all said \"thank you\" to me at the end and I was all prepared to say \"thank you\" back to them so I just walked out like a dumbass without saying anything\r\n\r\nfuck","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55b01be06368726ed600187c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01ad763687270a7000f44#post_55b01ad763687270a7000f44\r\nHey look its our favorite Pink puff ball Kirby that LOVES to suck up everything! So you know what that means right?\r\n\r\n*Everything sucks*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b01be56368720416000ecf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01ad763687270a7000f44#post_55b01ad763687270a7000f44\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/gOfakPZ.png!\r\n\r\nA while ago, my boyfriend and I went on a city date to see Phantom of the Opera. We stopped by Nintendo World and bought matching Kirbies. I wonder where his is now...\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01bca63687210c5000126#post_55b01bca63687210c5000126\r\n\r\nDid you at least smile at them?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b01c1863687270a70010ee","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01ad763687270a7000f44#post_55b01ad763687270a7000f44\r\nAre you saying we're \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n!www.blockaderunner.com/images/2tent.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b01c336368720416000f3a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01be06368726ed600187c#post_55b01be06368726ed600187c\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01be56368720416000ecf#post_55b01be56368720416000ecf\r\nI think Kirby is probably my favorite design for a video game character ever.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b01c4863687219bc0015f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01bca63687210c5000126#post_55b01bca63687210c5000126\r\nSMOOTH MOVES!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b01c4e6368726ed6001922","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"now my mind is just gonna be \"MISTAKES WERE MADE\" for the rest of the day","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55b01c9763687219bc00166e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01c4e6368726ed6001922#post_55b01c4e6368726ed6001922\r\nYou did fine bro.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b01cac6368720dd9000a25","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01be56368720416000ecf#post_55b01be56368720416000ecf\r\nShit\r\nI'm jelly\r\nI've been to New York  but never nintendo world\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01c4e6368726ed6001922#post_55b01c4e6368726ed6001922\r\nJust breath deep and think about other stuff\r\n\r\nLike butts","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b01cbb63687219bc0016a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01be56368720416000ecf#post_55b01be56368720416000ecf\r\nI did but I look like a dope when I smile","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55b01cdb6368720dd9000a66","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01c4e6368726ed6001922#post_55b01c4e6368726ed6001922\r\n\r\nFirst job experience is always like that wanna know why? Cause that's why first experiences are for, you screw up to get better. ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b01cf66368720b3d001df7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01cbb63687219bc0016a5#post_55b01cbb63687219bc0016a5\r\nBetter than me. I always look like a psycho","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b01d5d6368725ef4000d0f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01cbb63687219bc0016a5#post_55b01cbb63687219bc0016a5\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01cf66368720b3d001df7#post_55b01cf66368720b3d001df7\r\nI look like a Black person when I smile. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\r\n\r\nBut real talk dude you di fine!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b01d9d6368720dd9000b53","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"But in real talk again I say I have never eaten a peach. Ever.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b01d9e63687210c5000339","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently I look like a huuuuuuuuge dork when I smile.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b01dd263687219bc001829","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01d9e63687210c5000339#post_55b01d9e63687210c5000339\r\nI can confirm this. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b01e0963687219bc001890","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">inb4 someone says \"What's a smile?\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b01e6d636872041600123a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01e0963687219bc001890#post_55b01e0963687219bc001890\r\n>inb4 people comically say \"Whats a smile\" in reaply to you saying inb4 someone says \"What's a smile?\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b01ec96368720b3d0020eb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpslvyw8j38.jpg!\r\nThere's a pube caught in my chandelier...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b01ed863687270a70014e1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01e6d636872041600123a#post_55b01e6d636872041600123a\r\n\r\nOther joke like that and you're fired Parker","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b01f2563687219bc001a1b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01ec96368720b3d0020eb#post_55b01ec96368720b3d0020eb\r\n\r\nSee, when I signed up for Derpibooru, this was the quality content I was looking for.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b0200063687210c50005ef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01f2563687219bc001a1b#post_55b01f2563687219bc001a1b\r\n_^how did??? It get there?!?!?^_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b020186368720dd9000e44","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01ec96368720b3d0020eb#post_55b01ec96368720b3d0020eb\r\n*pubescent Light bulb*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b01ed863687270a70014e1#post_55b01ed863687270a70014e1\r\nHey I aint Parker!\r\n\r\nI'm my own superhero! \r\n\r\nJust call me, Nega Man! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}