{"topics":[{"id":"53d438a56368724288a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I heard that there was going to be a \"Fifty Shades of Gray\" movie.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d438ab6368727a352d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d438606368722330be0000#post_53d438606368722330be0000\r\nDamn man, maybe we can go hang out, I'll buy the drinks! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d438da63687243fc780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d438ab6368727a352d0100#post_53d438ab6368727a352d0100\r\n\r\nThe finest Israeli champagne we can get!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d438a56368724288a00000#post_53d438a56368724288a00000\r\n\r\nThat's definetely a lie","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53d438db63687243916c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d438a56368724288a00000#post_53d438a56368724288a00000\r\nThere is going to be one next year I believe.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d438ed63687223e5e00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d438a56368724288a00000#post_53d438a56368724288a00000\r\nHow the fuck would you do that? I mean its basically porn. Really shitty porn, but porn none the less.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d4392b63687259537a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d438ed63687223e5e00000#post_53d438ed63687223e5e00000\r\nMake a shitty porn movie!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d438da63687243fc780000#post_53d438da63687243fc780000\r\nYou got it!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d4393e63687243b98d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d438da63687243fc780000#post_53d438da63687243fc780000\r\n>israeli champagne\r\nNo thank you.\r\nDeserts do not make good wine crops","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53d4396a6368724569890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d438ed63687223e5e00000#post_53d438ed63687223e5e00000\r\n\r\nI heard it's going to be R rated.\r\n\r\nI know you can put a LOT in a R rated film, but even that seems a bit constricting for such a book.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d439f16368724288b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4396a6368724569890000#post_53d4396a6368724569890000\r\nWhat ever happened to X rated movies? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d43a3d6368720b422a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d439f16368724288b20000#post_53d439f16368724288b20000\r\n\r\nThey moved to the internet and became a relatively large earning market.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d43a6163687223302d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"BRB, robbing the gun store with a knife.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d43a906368722403fc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Firefly isn't as great as everyone says it is...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d43af66368724417bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43a906368722403fc0000#post_53d43a906368722403fc0000\r\n\r\nthats a nice opinion you have there\r\nit would be a shame if someone where to...\r\n*disagree*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d43b1f63687223c8ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43a906368722403fc0000#post_53d43a906368722403fc0000\r\n\r\nJust like Star Wars.\r\n\r\n* User was found dead, stabbed with a plastic lightsaber, soon after making this comment *","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d43b21636872355e3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43a3d6368720b422a0100#post_53d43a3d6368720b422a0100\r\nSeriously? I didn't know that. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43a906368722403fc0000#post_53d43a906368722403fc0000\r\nwhat was firefly again? Isnt that that super depressing anime movie? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d43b4c6368722314280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43b21636872355e3a0000#post_53d43b21636872355e3a0000\r\nIt's some cancelled sci-fi TV series.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d43b6b636872435fb10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43af66368724417bc0000#post_53d43af66368724417bc0000\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43b1f63687223c8ff0000#post_53d43b1f63687223c8ff0000\r\nIt'd be better if it weren't a BLATANT ripoff of Outlaw Star.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43b21636872355e3a0000#post_53d43b21636872355e3a0000\r\nYou're thinking of \"Grave of the Fireflies.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d43b9c6368724569f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"all bands are shit except for death grips.\r\n\r\nyour taste in music is shit if you dont liek death grips","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d43bb16368724391280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43b21636872355e3a0000#post_53d43b21636872355e3a0000\r\n It was more or less a joke. About internet porn. Though there are still some NC 17 movies made, most seem to get edited for an R rating though.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d43bd863687212cda40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d439f16368724288b20000#post_53d439f16368724288b20000\r\nThe internet has largely killed the physical porn market, though there are still enough people like me who enjoy actually going out to buy dirty magazines and books to keep the stores running.\r\n\r\nIt could be an NC-17 movie, but Showgirls basically killed those movies.\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4396a6368724569890000#post_53d4396a6368724569890000\r\nYou can get away with a lot of violence, nudity and sex much less so. For instance while you can have bared breasts and asses, when was the last time you saw an R rated movie with an extended beaver shot? Also while you can show a penis, an erect penis is strictly forbidden. You know, despite the fact that anyone seeing an R rated movie is probably familiar at least on some level with the idea of an erect penis.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d43c0863687244bc110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43b6b636872435fb10000#post_53d43b6b636872435fb10000\r\nI would venture to guess it's resemblance to that is more a coincidence than anything.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d43c0b63687245691e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Back in 2011 someone on eBay was selling rocks as pterodactyl heads. I'll try finding it again on Worthpoint.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d43c196368724538610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43bd863687212cda40100#post_53d43bd863687212cda40100\r\n\r\ni dont buy any physical porn because it cant offer me the things the internet can (plus there only dirty store i know only seels lingeries and sex toys (AND ITS RIGHT NEXT TO A SCHOOL))\r\n\r\nthe only person who i know still buys that is already 41 years old.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d43c2863687222cc600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43bb16368724391280100#post_53d43bb16368724391280100\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43bd863687212cda40100#post_53d43bd863687212cda40100\r\nOh! that's what you guys meant! Of course.\r\n\r\n~Yeeeee I'm an idiiiot~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d43ca063687222fa9f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, I can't find them.\r\n\r\nBasically, the \"pterodactyl heads\" were vaguely head-shaped rocks.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}