{"topics":[{"id":"559d97f9636872151c001e80","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d977b63687262040029fa#post_559d977b63687262040029fa\r\nThat will be when I get my own phone though. ","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559d98506368725b710016f6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I knew it. Candycats sounds a lot like me when I was around 12.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559d985863687258f7000048","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"phones are for bitch niggas","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559d987763687258f7000080","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d97f9636872151c001e80#post_559d97f9636872151c001e80\r\nNo, but really.\r\nWhy not ask your sister and mother for the password?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559d98aa63687259f30000b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my god, no child should be on these forums","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559d98b2636872799b00062c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d987763687258f7000080#post_559d987763687258f7000080\r\nI did they said no","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559d98df63687208d4000579","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d98aa63687259f30000b5#post_559d98aa63687259f30000b5\r\n\r\nYou think?(!)","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559d98e0636872407e001ef6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d98aa63687259f30000b5#post_559d98aa63687259f30000b5\r\nThat's why I searched for something sfw","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559d98e5636872396c002d31","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d98aa63687259f30000b5#post_559d98aa63687259f30000b5\r\nit's a safe for work thread, of course he can stay!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559d98ea63687259f300010e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d98b2636872799b00062c#post_559d98b2636872799b00062c\r\nThey must be hiding stuffs on there.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559d98f46368725b71001814","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d98aa63687259f30000b5#post_559d98aa63687259f30000b5\r\nI guess we'll just have to tone it down a bit eh?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559d990b636872799b0006c1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d98506368725b710016f6#post_559d98506368725b710016f6\r\nCorrection I'm 13","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559d991d6368725b71001851","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d98e5636872396c002d31#post_559d98e5636872396c002d31\r\nShe","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559d99306368727686000005","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d98f46368725b71001814#post_559d98f46368725b71001814\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"] tone it down[/bq]\r\nYeah right","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559d995963687275e600003f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d98ea63687259f300010e#post_559d98ea63687259f300010e\r\nNo its if they tell me it I might use it all the time","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559d999263687275b9000092","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d991d6368725b71001851#post_559d991d6368725b71001851\r\nrite\r\n\r\nshe's got every right to the board as we do","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559d99f8636872758b000122","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d96cc636872799b00039a#post_559d96cc636872799b00039a\r\n\r\nsorry\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d9724636872509b0015b2#post_559d9724636872509b0015b2\r\n\r\nDo tell.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559d9a1263687275e600014f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d995963687275e600003f#post_559d995963687275e600003f\r\nBetter hope you actually get your own computer.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559d9a1a63687275e600015c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d99306368727686000005#post_559d99306368727686000005\r\n\r\nAgreed.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559d9a1f636872756a00018f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d990b636872799b0006c1#post_559d990b636872799b0006c1\r\nMy point is that I knew instantly because you sound just like I did around that age.\r\n\r\nThe SFW thing is kind of a misnomer. It just indicates that we can't explicitly talk about adult stuff.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559d9a5e636872751d000247","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"also who the fuck calls an eclair a long john\r\n\r\ni'd imagine if you go somewhere and ask for a long john they'd tell you \"yeah he's out back\"","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559d9a6b636872752f000223","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d9a1f636872756a00018f#post_559d9a1f636872756a00018f\r\nAh ok","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559d9a7963687275e60001cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d99f8636872758b000122#post_559d99f8636872758b000122\r\nShe basically makes biscuit dough cuts out the middle with a soda cap, deep-fries them, and coats them in powdered sugar.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559d9aa1636872751d0002b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d9a5e636872751d000247#post_559d9a5e636872751d000247\r\nNo they're two different things actually ","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559d9ab7636872751d0002d7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d9a5e636872751d000247#post_559d9a5e636872751d000247\r\n\r\nMaybe it's a Southern thing?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559d9a7963687275e60001cd#post_559d9a7963687275e60001cd\r\n\r\nThat sounds so sweet. Literally and figuratively. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"}]}