{"topics":[{"id":"55285c2963687274cc780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285bf7636872703b940100#post_55285bf7636872703b940100\r\nHell yeah,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55285c426368726fdb7f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285c076368727062780100#post_55285c076368727062780100\r\nI just had some,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55285c7d63687240ace40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285b936368726ed01d0400#post_55285b936368726ed01d0400\r\nI've never seen any of these types of candies before.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55285c7d6368726fdbbe0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">tfw you google a jojo character and get musicians ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55285ced636872644c230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285c7d63687240ace40000#post_55285c7d63687240ace40000\r\n<(;-;<)","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55285d4a636872644c4e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285c7d63687240ace40000#post_55285c7d63687240ace40000\r\nYou poor poor soul...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55285df063687262ecaf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"life","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55285df1636872636fd70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285d4a636872644c4e0000#post_55285d4a636872644c4e0000\r\nCan't blame me for having poor selections in the Great North.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55285e1863687262d9fd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285df1636872636fd70000#post_55285df1636872636fd70000\r\nOh Canada indeed\r\n\r\n\r\nAt least we have Tim Hortons","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55285e3d63687262ec110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285df1636872636fd70000#post_55285df1636872636fd70000\r\nwe don't blame you we pitty you,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55285e5963687262fa2f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285df063687262ecaf0100#post_55285df063687262ecaf0100\r\n!http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/095/1/8/life_death_life_death____by_laurentiusje-d60ich0.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55285eb66368726489ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285e1863687262d9fd0100#post_55285e1863687262d9fd0100\r\nAn excellent alternative to Sarbucks.\r\nDunkin Donuts got nothing on Tim.\r\n\r\nTim has the best donuts.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55285ecb63687266b0120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"TACOOOOOOOOOS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55285edc63687262ecf20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285eb66368726489ee0000#post_55285eb66368726489ee0000\r\nI love Ice Capps\r\nLike I get them way too often","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55285f096368726597760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285ecb63687266b0120000#post_55285ecb63687266b0120000\r\nI'm having Tacos! (Later.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55285f4063687265261b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285edc63687262ecf20200#post_55285edc63687262ecf20200\r\nI don't drink coffee. At all.\r\nBut I do drink tea.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55285f896368726575f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285ecb63687266b0120000#post_55285ecb63687266b0120000\r\nSpeaking of tacos, I'm at a Mexican restaurant.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55285f99636872633a3c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285ecb63687266b0120000#post_55285ecb63687266b0120000\r\nI desire tacos now\r\nBut I can't taste\r\n\r\n:c","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55285fc963687264bbe70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How to cheer up in 2 minutes or less: look up Content-Aware Scaling gifs\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/637/345/24e.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55285fd86368726559360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://www.hablandoenmanga.com/imagenes/parasyte2.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55285fdb6368726559370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285f4063687265261b0100#post_55285f4063687265261b0100\r\nIce Capps are my only source of caffeine\r\n\r\nBesides any random soda that might contain it","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5528602d6368727304050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*headdesk*\r\nYou know; sometimes I feel as though the reasons why old folks think young people are stupid is sometimes a justified mentality.\r\n\r\nYou know how I have a habit of complaining about the anti-sexuality movement?  Apparently some of them legitimately believe that *ALL* acts of sex that have ever been performed are all rape even if it's consensual and the persons involved have a written letter of consent or such.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5528607263687272c56a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55285edc63687262ecf20200#post_55285edc63687262ecf20200\r\nHows Blenz Coffee?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5528607b63687272ad830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5528602d6368727304050000#post_5528602d6368727304050000\r\nI'm sorry\r\n\r\nDid you say, every act of sex ever?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5528609163687272ada50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5528607263687272c56a0000#post_5528607263687272c56a0000\r\nI haven't tried","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}