{"topics":[{"id":"557b0a6e63687223cb000006","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0a186368721fcd0008d2#post_557b0a186368721fcd0008d2\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b09df6368721fcd00089e#post_557b09df6368721fcd00089e\r\nYou lie.[/bq]\r\n\r\nI do","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557b0a78636872055c002074","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How many times do you people masturbate?","author":null},{"id":"557b0aaa6368721fcd00097a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #FBDC\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0a78636872055c002074#post_557b0a78636872055c002074\r\n[bq=\"Background Pony #FBDC\"]How many times do you people masturbate?[/bq]\r\nHow many times does ur mum shower a day lolzors69","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557b0ae16368726d5f001759","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #FBDC\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0a78636872055c002074#post_557b0a78636872055c002074\r\nI ain't telling. ","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557b0aed636872055c00210c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #FBDC\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0a78636872055c002074#post_557b0a78636872055c002074\r\n!http://toxicmuffin.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/jojo-dio-bread.jpg?w=620&h=348!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"557b0b736368722390000e77","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The feeling is back.","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"557b0bf86368721f9f004a40","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0b736368722390000e77#post_557b0b736368722390000e77\r\nTell us.\r\nI'm not forcing you but it's best to vent it out.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557b0c026368721f9f004a55","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0b736368722390000e77#post_557b0b736368722390000e77\r\n[bq=\"masquerade\"]The feeling is back.[/bq]\r\n\r\nCrawwwwwling in my skinnnnn","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557b0cb663687223cb000215","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/a6ca6903d6c4ec2837af99b729935fec/tumblr_npu84yVECi1qzwac9o1_1280.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b0d2f6368722390001055","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0cb663687223cb000215#post_557b0cb663687223cb000215\r\nBloody adorable!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0b736368722390000e77#post_557b0b736368722390000e77\r\nLike HJ said, We're not forcing you to say it but if you have to vent go right ahead. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"557b0eea63687219b3000059","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557af64a63687257de003082#post_557af64a63687257de003082\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]This could be used as a reaction image\r\n!http://www.popspotsnyc.com/The_Scream/Scream_1893.jpg![/bq]\r\ndammit\r\n\r\nstop being genius\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b03806368722d0a0025b0#post_557b03806368722d0a0025b0\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b00b06368722d0a0020bf#post_557b00b06368722d0a0020bf\r\n\"Press 1 for romance problems\r\nPress 2 for family problems\r\nPress 3 for money problems\r\nPress 4 for school problems\r\nPress 5 for angst\r\nPress 6 for mental problems\r\nPress 7 for sexual confusion involving homosexual thoughts or gender confusion\r\nPress 8 for technical problems\r\nPress 9 to learn more about frequent customer programs\r\nPress 666 to file a unsatisfied customer complaint to get back your soul\r\nPress 0 to speak with a customer representative\"[/bq]\r\n\"To mark this message as urgent, press 11\"","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"557b0ff76368721ba8000174","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0eea63687219b3000059#post_557b0eea63687219b3000059\r\n\"There is no 11!\"","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557b10cf63687223cb00070b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0ff76368721ba8000174#post_557b0ff76368721ba8000174\r\n\"That's good, we don't take urgent requests\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557b10e26368721ddc0001c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I tried sriracha sauce the other day.\r\nI can see the appeal but it's not for me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b113c636872055c002c45","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b10e26368721ddc0001c3#post_557b10e26368721ddc0001c3\r\nYep they almost took it out of stores.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"557b1141636872055c002c4e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b10e26368721ddc0001c3#post_557b10e26368721ddc0001c3\r\nWad tat? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"557b115663687223900016c0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Although, would it be blasphemous to dip sushi in sriracha sauce?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b116e636872055c002ca2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b1141636872055c002c4e#post_557b1141636872055c002c4e\r\nA Thai chili sauce.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b11776368721d270002bd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b10e26368721ddc0001c3#post_557b10e26368721ddc0001c3\r\nI love it. Like, eat a mouthful of just sriracha love it. \r\n\r\nJust the right amount of sweetness for a hot sauce. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557b119d6368721ddc000279","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b116e636872055c002ca2#post_557b116e636872055c002ca2\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b11776368721d270002bd#post_557b11776368721d270002bd\r\nI'm not good with Spicy food.\r\n\r\nFor some reason it makes me sick. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"557b11af63687223cb000869","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b115663687223900016c0#post_557b115663687223900016c0\r\nWell it can't be any worse than putting it on tacos ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557b11db63687219b300040b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b116e636872055c002ca2#post_557b116e636872055c002ca2\r\nIt's not really thai. You can go to your Super Market and get it. Heck Jack in the Box is selling a Sriracha burger.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"557b11db63687219b300040c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b11776368721d270002bd#post_557b11776368721d270002bd\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b119d6368721ddc000279#post_557b119d6368721ddc000279\r\nI feel like I might enjoy it more if I put it on stuff.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b12476368721e3300022e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b119d6368721ddc000279#post_557b119d6368721ddc000279\r\nI loooove spicy food. \r\n\r\nEven though I have a low tolerance for it. Like, pepperccinis set my mouth on fire and they're supposed to be mild. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557b12ab63687223cb000a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b12476368721e3300022e#post_557b12476368721e3300022e\r\nPepperccinis Mild ha don't make me laugh. I've eaten what was a really hot pepper that would kill a person. Thank you Pakistan buddy.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}