{"topics":[{"id":"5456e41763687261e1960200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e32f63687247c35b0200#post_5456e32f63687247c35b0200\r\nDon't interfere. They're mine.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5456e46763687237dea20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"DONT WORRY GUYS I GOT THIS!\"\r\n!http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/329/c/3/puella_magi_madoka_magica_mami_by_littleponyy-d5m3z8m.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1gdEQnNXNiA/T-c004U1tHI/AAAAAAAAAcM/qw58AFvMcfk/s1600/xenoblade-reyn-concept-artwork-1.png!\r\n\"HEY LETS NOT LOSE OUR HEADS NOW\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5456e4cc63687253ddb30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e41763687261e1960200#post_5456e41763687261e1960200\r\n\r\nWe can share","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5456e5016368722853a20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e4cc63687253ddb30000#post_5456e4cc63687253ddb30000\r\nI can't make a contract with Kyubey.\r\nI'm not a girl.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5456e51c6368726e845c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e4cc63687253ddb30000#post_5456e4cc63687253ddb30000\r\n*Places a few rider decks on the table*\r\n\r\nLet them judge for themselves who they trust more.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5456e52c63687236e2440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://33.media.tumblr.com/830342b56acfe151aa52123d48770830/tumblr_nefri8jhX11sia861o1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5456e57563687253433f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A few questions for a long-irrelevant movie:\r\n WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GUNS IN AFTER EARTH!? YOU'VE MASTERED SPACE TECHNOLOGY AND YET YOU HAVE NEVER BOTHERED TO USE RANGED WEAPONRY AGAINST A BUNCH OF \"ALIEN'S\" WAR CREATURES WHICH SMELL YOUR PHEROMONES AND HENCE, ARE PRETTY MUCH UNSTOPPABLE WITHIN A SHORT RADIUS!? NO SNIPER TOWERS OR HELL, EVEN FUCKING BOWS!?\r\n\r\nScrew \"plot hole\", this is a plot *crater*.","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"5456e5b863687222e26b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e5016368722853a20200#post_5456e5016368722853a20200\r\n\r\nHe's expanding his market\r\n\r\n\"@NotYourAverageLurker\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e57563687253433f0000#post_5456e57563687253433f0000\r\n\r\nIt's Shyamalan. Nuff said","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5456e60f6368720978990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@NotYourAverageLurker\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e57563687253433f0000#post_5456e57563687253433f0000\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e5b863687222e26b0200#post_5456e5b863687222e26b0200\r\nShyamalan is a strange man. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5456e6b463687253f3b70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/mUurP8U.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5456e71963687275cb080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e6b463687253f3b70000#post_5456e6b463687253f3b70000\r\nIts a good thing I'm Fly!\r\n\r\n~Cries in a corner~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5456e7266368726d52360200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e60f6368720978990100#post_5456e60f6368720978990100\r\nactually will smith wrote the movie","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5456e78863687253f3d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e7266368726d52360200#post_5456e7266368726d52360200\r\nOh yeah that's right.\r\n\r\nWell still Shyamalan was still part of it. Will go back to just acting! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5456e7bc6368727ebf310200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e7266368726d52360200#post_5456e7266368726d52360200\r\n\r\nFor those who thought he can't do no wrong\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e78863687253f3d30000#post_5456e78863687253f3d30000\r\n\r\nI really want to see him as  a villain","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5456e7e06368721454800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e7bc6368727ebf310200#post_5456e7bc6368727ebf310200\r\nOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! That sounds mighty amazing! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5456e84f636872050c870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now there's a weird cult.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5456e89c6368727c7f860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Not to mention a few more things:\r\nPheromone bait bombs?\r\nChemical blocking suits?\r\nAirbombs?\r\n*Grenades?*\r\n*DEODORANT?*\r\nYou're telling me that the only way to stop these giant but relatively acrobatic beasts is to go \"Eh I ain't scared of them.\" and hit them with a clumsy looking swiss army pole? And not once did they think of any of the above mentioned?","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"5456e8e663687253f0d50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@NotYourAverageLurker\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e89c6368727c7f860100#post_5456e89c6368727c7f860100\r\nHow does Shama-lama-dingdong keep getting work?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5456e90a6368720943640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e8e663687253f0d50100#post_5456e8e663687253f0d50100\r\n\r\nSame reason as Bay","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5456e99e6368720978130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e90a6368720943640100#post_5456e90a6368720943640100\r\nNo Michael Bay's movies for as dumb as they are, are profitable.\r\nIf I remember correctly After Earth was a box office nightmare.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5456e9be6368720440a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Reason to promote gay marriage:\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/853/176/6a6.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5456ea56636872236c340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/de1df1165ae8e7694121f448c6aae895/tumblr_mr91nrwLno1rv0dnjo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5456eab763687237de5c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456e9be6368720440a00100#post_5456e9be6368720440a00100\r\nDad Apocalypse!\r\n!http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpolji4fDu1r0w2obo1_400.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5456ec5b6368724eb4c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456eab763687237de5c0200#post_5456eab763687237de5c0200\r\nA-pops-calypse","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5456eedb6368725343300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456ec5b6368724eb4c20000#post_5456ec5b6368724eb4c20000\r\n_*Oh my god it begins!*_\r\n\r\nAlrighty guys, I think this guys gonna cal it a night for now.\r\n\r\n\r\nNight guys! [spoiler]And don't let La Vegan Pride win[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}