{"topics":[{"id":"54584f6163687247392a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler] i may or may not get legitimately a bit jealous sometimes [/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54584f6663687240e35f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54584f09636872144a210100#post_54584f09636872144a210100\r\nI can get down with that.\r\n\r\n\r\nHehe. ~Down.~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5458500763687259622a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54584f6163687247392a0000#post_54584f6163687247392a0000\r\nNow now dear.\r\nYou'll always be my favorite toy~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5458504d6368726fc8bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5458500763687259622a0100#post_5458500763687259622a0100\r\ni know\r\ni just love your attention\r\nyou make me feel good\r\nand happy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545851f8636872163b090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/03840_2.gif![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nbasically, karkatxterezi OTP","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54585a1c63687250effb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hellooo everyone!\r\nDid you already met Alex? He is from Target.\r\n!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1c6zRaCEAAmKZ3.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54585a476368722462bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585a1c63687250effb0000#post_54585a1c63687250effb0000\r\nThe sad thing about this is that stalkers have doxxed him and gotten him fired.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54585a9763687268970a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585a1c63687250effb0000#post_54585a1c63687250effb0000\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585a476368722462bc0000#post_54585a476368722462bc0000\r\nWait what the fuck are you two on about?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54585aa06368721c3b290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585a1c63687250effb0000#post_54585a1c63687250effb0000\r\n\r\nanother shitty \"meme\" that was incredibly forced\r\n\r\nyeah","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54585b2763687237bd4d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585a9763687268970a0000#post_54585a9763687268970a0000\r\nLatest internet random idol was a teen from Austin, Texas. The scary sad thing is that you know how teen girls aren't exactly. . err emotionally stable? Well they freaked out and doxxed him cause they tried to find out who he was and well shit went down.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54585b296368727865890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585a1c63687250effb0000#post_54585a1c63687250effb0000\r\nwhat's going on?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54585b5963687225df5e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585a476368722462bc0000#post_54585a476368722462bc0000\r\nDon't forget the stalkers send death threads to his gf.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585a9763687268970a0000#post_54585a9763687268970a0000\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585b296368727865890100#post_54585b296368727865890100\r\nAlex From Target is a guy, well now as the \"celebrity of the day\" because he won a fuck ton of followers in Twitter after his pic was posted in Twitter too. \r\n\r\nTeenagers...","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54585b6e63687259627d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585a1c63687250effb0000#post_54585a1c63687250effb0000\r\nI know a Alex...\r\nBut he works at hot topic\r\n\r\n[spoiler]And he may be after my booty •~•[/spoiler]","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54585b7463687240e3e10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585b2763687237bd4d0200#post_54585b2763687237bd4d0200\r\nAhhhh teenage girls. They're fucking insane.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54585ba56368722ecd9c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585b7463687240e3e10200#post_54585b7463687240e3e10200\r\nyeah a little","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54585d53636872165c350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright! 73 chapters down!\r\nI'm halfway through Psyren!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54585e4e63687250ef970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585a476368722462bc0000#post_54585a476368722462bc0000\r\nDid he do anything wrong himself? Or did he get framed?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54585f3563687227bec90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585e4e63687250ef970100#post_54585e4e63687250ef970100\r\nHe didn't do anything wrong; teenage girls are just fucking crazy.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5458604463687259c5fb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/236d7a747d80c79c4e95e490104dd754/tumblr_mtkc1vcJhl1shdnk4o1_400.gif!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545860bb6368726d83720200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54585f3563687227bec90000#post_54585f3563687227bec90000\r\nWhat exactly did they do to him that got him fired?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545860cd636872477ed20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5458604463687259c5fb0000#post_5458604463687259c5fb0000\r\nWhen did you and I get turned into cats?\r\nI'm not complaining it's just...weird.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545860db6368726fc8a40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5458604463687259c5fb0000#post_5458604463687259c5fb0000\r\nDawww man!\r\nHow romantic.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545861b3636872477ef00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545860cd636872477ed20100#post_545860cd636872477ed20100\r\ni wish that were us","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545862786368723152af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545861b3636872477ef00100#post_545861b3636872477ef00100\r\n*poof*\r\nNow you're both cats. . . . Time to make a violin.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545862cc6368724788820200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545862786368723152af0000#post_545862786368723152af0000\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gsjw4T081rvzu9do1_500.gif!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}