{"topics":[{"id":"54a6130c63687203d8fe0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a611f463687265f81d0000#post_54a611f463687265f81d0000\r\nThe iMan. Buy your upgrade now!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a6132163687246c5b30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://imgur.com/QRzVv9V!\r\nDidn't work.\r\nProbably my phone.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a61336636872435cd50d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a6123863687265f8410000#post_54a6123863687265f8410000\r\nHeyo.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a613456368727340540500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a6130c63687203d8fe0400#post_54a6130c63687203d8fe0400\r\n\r\nIf the iMan gets damaged, you'll have to buy a new one.\r\n\r\nSounds liek normal life to me","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54a6134b636872435cda0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a61280636872037c633900#post_54a61280636872037c633900\r\n\r\nWell, I am always cheerful, except when I'm not.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a612bb6368727340170500#post_54a612bb6368727340170500\r\nI haven't turned into a dinosaur, but I washed my hands, so that kinda counts for murdering millions of microorganisms, I guess.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54a613bc63687246c5080700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a6134b636872435cda0d00#post_54a6134b636872435cda0d00\r\n\r\nYay more molecular genocide","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54a614076368724d179b2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a6134b636872435cda0d00#post_54a6134b636872435cda0d00\r\nAccording to the amount of comments you made, you must be new,\r\nBut, according to the amount of topics you created, probably not.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a6141163687224209f3500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a613bc63687246c5080700#post_54a613bc63687246c5080700\r\nThere's a joke about Marville in there. Somewhere.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a6141763687279952f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a613bc63687246c5080700#post_54a613bc63687246c5080700\r\nI also took a shower. Now I feel guilty.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54a614176368722420a43500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"10 Bizarre Japanese Inventions\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOFEvUdHsbE","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a614586368723864fb1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Nichijou Songs - Zzz\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJTdaD-su84","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a6145c6368721409044600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a6141163687224209f3500#post_54a6141163687224209f3500\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a613bc63687246c5080700#post_54a613bc63687246c5080700\r\nThere's a joke about Marville in there. Somewhere.[/bq]\r\n\r\n\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a6141763687279952f0200#post_54a6141763687279952f0200\r\n[bq=\"DiegoB\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a613bc63687246c5080700#post_54a613bc63687246c5080700\r\nI also took a shower. Now I feel guilty.[/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\n*Badum Tsssss*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54a6146863687214e9e31000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a614076368724d179b2700#post_54a614076368724d179b2700\r\nThat's because I'm an old dog learning new tricks.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54a6149f63687242f99b1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a6146863687214e9e31000#post_54a6146863687214e9e31000\r\nI see. Anyway, nice to meet you.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a614e6636872451a821000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh my god we are awful.\r\n\r\nwe never made it past the first wave","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a61508636872189dfa0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a614e6636872451a821000#post_54a614e6636872451a821000\r\nSrsly.\r\n!https://i.imgflip.com/au2u0.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a61529636872650c600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a6149f63687242f99b1b00#post_54a6149f63687242f99b1b00\r\nNice to meet you, although your constant dancing is kinda distracting haha.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54a615396368721b6b591000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a61508636872189dfa0500#post_54a61508636872189dfa0500\r\n\r\nyes\r\n\r\n3 hours.\r\n\r\nnever made it past the first wave","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a6155463687223d68e1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a615396368721b6b591000#post_54a615396368721b6b591000\r\nGIT GUD SCRUB!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a6156163687242f9d21b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a615396368721b6b591000#post_54a615396368721b6b591000\r\nyeah those things are stupid hard\r\nhence why most levels are free to practice","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54a6156763687202b6d81d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a61529636872650c600100#post_54a61529636872650c600100\r\nCan't handle my midget sweg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a615ad63687242f9dd1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What game are you playing twisty?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54a615e163687258b62e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a6156163687242f9d21b00#post_54a6156163687242f9d21b00\r\n\r\nthe worst part is i already bought the tickets\r\n\r\ni though we were gonna go bricksquad and clean the levels\r\n\r\n\r\ninstead we were recorded being the worstplay team ever\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a615e56368725dbd504c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a615ad63687242f9dd1b00#post_54a615ad63687242f9dd1b00\r\nHat simulator","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a6160263687238b5a50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a615ad63687242f9dd1b00#post_54a615ad63687242f9dd1b00\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]What game are you playing twisty?[/bq]\r\n\r\nteam fortress 2, mann vs machine on tour of duty tickets","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}