{"topics":[{"id":"550ad86f636872686ed90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ad68b6368723777280700#post_550ad68b6368723777280700\r\nmaybe he has a bad experience.","author":"54fdb3bd63687236677b1d00"},{"id":"550adb446368721e67930900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ad68b6368723777280700#post_550ad68b6368723777280700\r\nCuz Sideward _really_ wanted to join the army.\r\nAnd he cant\r\nBut we wouldn't be together if i weren't for his medical issues\r\n\r\nSo I feel like a traitor for being happy that he can't join the army.","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550adba96368723777fc0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550adb446368721e67930900#post_550adb446368721e67930900\r\nwhat a minute, you are a girl?  ","author":"54fdb3bd63687236677b1d00"},{"id":"550adbda6368724a8a061800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@huey matney\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550adba96368723777fc0800#post_550adba96368723777fc0800\r\nDid I not tell you I'm an 18 year old girl a few days ago...","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550adfa76368725ca73f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@huey matney\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550adba96368723777fc0800#post_550adba96368723777fc0800\r\nYou just got that now?\r\nAlso, weren't you looking for a 18-20 year old girl on this site?\r\n\r\n\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550adb446368721e67930900#post_550adb446368721e67930900\r\nDon't feel bad, Hipler.\r\nI'm sure that one day, there will be a World War where everyone is forced to join.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550ae03d636872179d892c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550adfa76368725ca73f0500#post_550adfa76368725ca73f0500\r\nlook I didn't know that. I totally forgot about it. don't look at me like that. ","author":"54fdb3bd63687236677b1d00"},{"id":"550ae3696368724a8a381a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Avdol X Joseph 5eva","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550ae9be6368725ca71b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*yawn*","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550aea2e6368724b1b890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550ae9be6368725ca71b0a00#post_550ae9be6368725ca71b0a00\r\nGood Morning.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"550aec0963687267a28d1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It was then he realised he had an inflation fetish ^","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"550aed4863687212fd3b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550aec0963687267a28d1900#post_550aec0963687267a28d1900\r\nWho?\r\nWho shall I welcome to the clan?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550aedda6368726e3b761b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"pyon","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"550aee746368722f9b0b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Goodnight y'all.\r\n\r\nMake sure you kill the brain parasites found in the zombies before you sleep! Or else, they will just leave and find another host to assume control!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550af36b6368727ace371200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550aea2e6368724b1b890000#post_550aea2e6368724b1b890000\r\nMorning ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550af921636872050fa10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/cMHjDIO.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"550afec76368725cbaf60e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550af921636872050fa10100#post_550af921636872050fa10100\r\nWAT","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"550b006b636872237f3b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cdn2.pitchfork.com/news/58868/6283beab.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550b039a6368722b8cff0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.futuristspeaker.com/wp-content/uploads/Teen-life-in-the-future1.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"550b05746368723781d60900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm a goddamn mess when I'm trying not to say \"pyon\" every 12 seconds","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"550b087163687211caea2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just watched Garden of Words.\r\nHoly fucking shit. If you've got forty-five minutes to blow and need something to watch I highly suggest looking it up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550b08b863687267a2d61e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Raining at work today\r\n\r\nEck","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550b09386368723777c71000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b08b863687267a2d61e00#post_550b08b863687267a2d61e00\r\nAnd I just watched a movie that uses rain as a central narrative point.\r\n\r\n\r\nSeriously everyone watch _Garden of Words_.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550b0aa46368727f900b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b08b863687267a2d61e00#post_550b08b863687267a2d61e00\r\nBetter than your phone dieing.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"550b0b05636872545d280400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b0aa46368727f900b0000#post_550b0aa46368727f900b0000\r\nIndeed\r\nMy phone I can't talk with you guys","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550b0d556368724db2ca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550b08b863687267a2d61e00#post_550b08b863687267a2d61e00\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]Raining at work today\r\n\r\nEch[/bq]\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/581d0515af1654363392f0149425db1d/tumblr_mqm24y0sq01qfqe3ko4_250.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}