{"topics":[{"id":"53e44ec9636872141a7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44db46368724ab11b0100#post_53e44db46368724ab11b0100\r\nThe polishing will smooth it out.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e44f066368722cdee40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Am I the only one who wants to see TMNT? \r\nI mean I'd rather go see guardians again but if I were able to see more than one movie a week I'd see it. \r\n\r\n~[spoiler] 1111 get [/spoiler]~","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e44f1f636872769df60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44ec9636872141a7e0000#post_53e44ec9636872141a7e0000\r\nYou're like one of those people that whose last words are, \"Hey check this out\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e44f3e63687263036f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i don't like michael bay\r\ni don't like megan fox\r\ni don't like the designs\r\n\r\nno faith","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e44f776368722cde0c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44f1f636872769df60100#post_53e44f1f636872769df60100\r\nThe dildo wouldn't kill me.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e44ffc63687214c36c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44f776368722cde0c0100#post_53e44f776368722cde0c0100\r\nNo; chances are you're going to wind up like the person that went to the hospital with a buzz lightyear toy stuck up their ass after the wings popped out though.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e450066368724a0fd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Every time\":http://i.imgur.com/gwbBi5h.jpg","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e450476368727b1f830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e44ffc63687214c36c0000#post_53e44ffc63687214c36c0000\r\nFree publicity.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4508d6368726704260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e450476368727b1f830000#post_53e450476368727b1f830000\r\nIt will definitely give you something to think about for a long time","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"53e450966368727716c50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am REALLY debating with myself about seeing the Fifty shades of Gray movie....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e450e86368724b727e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e450066368724a0fd60000#post_53e450066368724a0fd60000\r\n\"Swedish people don't have eyebrows\"\r\n\r\nThis is true.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e45133636872142eab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I did stick a tiny raptor tooth and a small plesiosaur tooth inside my uretha once but I wouldn't do it again with any of my dinosaur/reptile teeth. They're far too precious to me.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4515d63687263642f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e45133636872142eab0000#post_53e45133636872142eab0000\r\nYou are more worried about teeth than you are your dick?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e451856368723279a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"waht","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e451ad6368721b2f020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4515d63687263642f0000#post_53e4515d63687263642f0000\r\nI'm worried about my 6-inch D. rex too.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e451e36368724993250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know; I thought of something: 99% of science fiction and fantasy genres are full of bullcrap.  I don't mean that as a the science behind them don't add up, rather I mean how people react to aliens or whatever.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is that if aliens were found out to be real tomorrow the most likely scenario is that is our generation would freak the fuck out but the next generation would accept them and call our generation racist.\r\n\r\nBasically what I mean by this if aliens immigrated to Earth our generation would be protesting with, \"Illegal aliens took muh job!\"\r\nand the next generation in line would be having tentacle sex with them and having inter-species babies to which our generation would be going, \"keep humans pure of alien dna\".\r\n\r\nSame thing with mythological creatures or what have you.\r\n\r\nBasically imagine how our world handles race or religion; a lot of countries would be accepting whereas a lot of other countries would have wars over that shit.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e451ec6368726303f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i will NEVER stick anything in my dick\r\nNEVER","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e452026368726344670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e450966368727716c50100#post_53e450966368727716c50100\r\nWhy? Everything interesting about it will be watered down for the sex squeamish masses. It could be hilarious though... The final twilight movie certainly was. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e4523163687231707b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e451e36368724993250100#post_53e451e36368724993250100\r\nAnd then you'd have people like me and Gasmask trying to have sex with them.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e452406368724589410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.4cdn.org/mu/1407470292334.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e4524163687263015f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e451e36368724993250100#post_53e451e36368724993250100\r\nYou sure like saying 'what i mean by this'.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e4525d636872639d540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e451e36368724993250100#post_53e451e36368724993250100\r\nI'd love to see WBC holding up \"God Hates Aliens\" signs.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e452646368722cde8e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4523163687231707b0000#post_53e4523163687231707b0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e451e36368724993250100#post_53e451e36368724993250100\r\nAnd then you'd have people like me and Gasmask trying to have sex with them.[/bq]\r\nOne small fuck for man; one giant fuck for mankind.\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4524163687263015f0000#post_53e4524163687263015f0000\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e451e36368724993250100#post_53e451e36368724993250100\r\nYou sure like saying 'what i mean by this'.[/bq]\r\nIt's a habit I have of letting people know I'm about to summarize my thoughts rather than saying, \"in summary\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e4529f6368726364590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e452646368722cde8e0100#post_53e452646368722cde8e0100\r\nI would kill someone for the chance to have sex with Garrus Vakarian.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e452d863687230d4ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ehhhhh","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"}]}