{"topics":[{"id":"543229046368724f4bf30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543228466368727c761e0000#post_543228466368727c761e0000\r\n\r\nkym, riff raff.\r\n\r\niunno just want to make one see what they will shitpost about.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543229716368721aeeb00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here, have a video \"of an adorable child calling her father fat.\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg3ntgX5Ukg","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54322a586368725c16c80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543229046368724f4bf30000#post_543229046368724f4bf30000\r\nEh, do it.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54322a846368725b1bcc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hate/love Mitchie M so much right now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54322a9d6368720c095a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543229716368721aeeb00100#post_543229716368721aeeb00100\r\nThat's cute.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54322aab6368725b1bd00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hmmm\r\n[spoiler]i'm wanna get some beads[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54322acf6368725b1bd30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322aab6368725b1bd00000#post_54322aab6368725b1bd00000\r\nDo you mean _those_ kinds of beads?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54322b176368724f4b380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322acf6368725b1bd30000#post_54322acf6368725b1bd30000\r\nyes","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54322b82636872588d0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322b176368724f4b380100#post_54322b176368724f4b380100\r\nAaahhhh. Protip: Avoid anything with a seam. That means they were cheaply made and seams are very bad for your insides.\r\nAside from that the only other tip I can give is this.\r\nLube. Lots and lots of lube.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54322bd66368725862080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322aab6368725b1bd00000#post_54322aab6368725b1bd00000\r\nBattle B-Daman!\r\n!http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32700000/Battle-B-Daman-whatever-happened-to-32795614-300-225.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54322c4e63687258e4160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322b176368724f4b380100#post_54322b176368724f4b380100\r\n[spoiler] !s5.tinypic.com/bh0dps.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54322c58636872593c320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322bd66368725862080000#post_54322bd66368725862080000\r\nfuck that shit","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54322c7b63687202af860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322bd66368725862080000#post_54322bd66368725862080000\r\nI watched that show......\r\n[spoiler]I'm so ashamed.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54322ce5636872593c510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know, the original Hellsing anime did A LOT of things wrong. But two things they did right were Crispin Freeman \"and this glorious opening.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMNJwUUHMxc","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54322d176368723ca7a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322c58636872593c320000#post_54322c58636872593c320000\r\nIt was some Japanese anime/toy series where kids fight each other by shooting each others' little launcher things.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54322d3f6368722f23cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322bd66368725862080000#post_54322bd66368725862080000\r\nI'M STILL BUTTHURT THAT COBALT SABER AND KING REKUSO NEVER GOT RELEASED IN AMERICA","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54322d4e6368725b51460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do you ever just have a slapfight with a person that you know the person is discussing it privately cause you and they both know if they talk about it publicly they're going to get lynched and as a result they say everything they're holding in that they know would get them lynched for it?\r\n\r\nI'm having one of those moments.  I need some booze cause the person in question knows damn well he would get everyone lynching him hard for this.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54322d766368725b51600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"That reminds me, I still have a Beyblade somewhere","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54322d786368721ec9880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322d4e6368725b51460000#post_54322d4e6368725b51460000\r\nHave you been drinking tonight?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54322dd86368721085020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322d766368725b51600000#post_54322d766368725b51600000\r\nWhat do you mean 'slapfight'?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54322dec6368726b7b400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322d176368723ca7a10100#post_54322d176368723ca7a10100\r\nAND THEY WERE THE COOLEST SHIT EVER AND THE NEW ONES ARE CRAPSHIT","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54322e1d6368721ec9b70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322d3f6368722f23cf0000#post_54322d3f6368722f23cf0000\r\nYou collect these?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54322e3d6368723f53cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322d786368721ec9880100#post_54322d786368721ec9880100\r\nI wish I was; I'm not going to lie I hope the person I'm arguing against drags it in here just to see how fast he would get lynched by everyone on here for his shit.\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322dd86368721085020000#post_54322dd86368721085020000\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322d766368725b51600000#post_54322d766368725b51600000\r\nWhat do you mean 'slapfight'?[/bq]\r\nSynonym for bickering.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54322e96636872593cae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322e3d6368723f53cd0000#post_54322e3d6368723f53cd0000\r\n\r\nRoommate?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54322ea363687236fe7c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54322e1d6368721ec9b70100#post_54322e1d6368721ec9b70100\r\nI was all over the original ones. The actual game that the toy was meant for was terrible but the toys were freaking cool. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}