time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1008.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d82db86368725534ad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d82d8d6368726044f70100#post_53d82d8d6368726044f70100\r\nWas that supposed to be a comeback?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d82dc3636872486add0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d82d4363687220d3080000#post_53d82d4363687220d3080000\r\nI know Wesker is a shit character and an even shittier villain, but damn is he hot...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d82e1c63687227613a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d82dc3636872486add0000#post_53d82dc3636872486add0000\r\nHow come?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d82e7a6368721b285b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d82e1c63687227613a0000#post_53d82e1c63687227613a0000\r\nWell his plan is dumb and his motivations make almost no sense.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d82e866368725534ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d82ac2636872020f090200#post_53d82ac2636872020f090200\r\nUhhhhhh I don't know if I'm black enough to do that. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d82f13636872717c9d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d82e7a6368721b285b0100#post_53d82e7a6368721b285b0100\r\nWho says you can't enjoy them? I mean, you will give him an egg, or else he will completely saturate your globe.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d82f9a63687255962e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SquiggyBomb is completely heterosexual.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d830ca63687223e5200200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d82f9a63687255962e0100#post_53d82f9a63687255962e0100\r\nUnless I suddenly turn into a female, that ain't happening. Although that DOES raise an interesting question. If there were a female version of me, would she be straight or a lesbian?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d830cc63687223e5210200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The sound of a Guitar starts playing nearby\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KttxREC6Kgw","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d83143636872775e660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d830ca63687223e5200200#post_53d830ca63687223e5200200\r\nI still want to see a picture of some of the users here Rule 63'd.\r\n\r\nThat would be hilarious!\r\n\r\nAlso my guess is lesbian. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d83185636872775e810100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d830ca63687223e5200200#post_53d830ca63687223e5200200\r\nI'd say lesbian. If your sexual orientation changed as well.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d833486368722761740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d830cc63687223e5210200#post_53d830cc63687223e5210200\r\nThis is a nice song!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d8335d6368724e380a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d83143636872775e660100#post_53d83143636872775e660100\r\n*Turns into a girl*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d833c46368727fbd9b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm still waiting for subs of Kikaider REBOOT.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d834056368725c24090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The sun moves out of the way to reveal me in a Jiro outfit*\r\n\r\n\"Change! Switch on! One! Two! Three!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV2zDg-Fa0g","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d834496368722795da0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"DOES ANYBODY HERE WANT TO EAT OUT FEMALE RANDY?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d834ad6368727d43b90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d834496368722795da0100#post_53d834496368722795da0100\r\nFuck no, I don't know where that thing has been. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d8351e6368721b43ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d834ad6368727d43b90000#post_53d834ad6368727d43b90000\r\nIt's clean.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d835536368722761e50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8351e6368721b43ec0000#post_53d8351e6368721b43ec0000\r\nNice try.\r\n\r\nBut...\r\n\r\nDouble Chop!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d8362963687202fb630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d835536368722761e50100#post_53d835536368722761e50100\r\n*My vag eats you immediately*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d8364c636872526b970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d835536368722761e50100#post_53d835536368722761e50100\r\nI wouldn't even chop it, just get the fire extinguisher. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d836766368727cbf770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone still remember the Avatar webcomic: \"How I Became Yours\"?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d8368d6368721b432e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d836766368727cbf770000#post_53d836766368727cbf770000\r\nWhaaat? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d836a86368725921980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Demonbane destroys the universe again battling nyarlathotep*\r\n\r\nTHE END?\r\n\r\n*When the universe comes back, We're all in a barely lit Room, Each with a Transformation device on our persons*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d8379b6368721eb3790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d836a86368725921980000#post_53d836a86368725921980000\r\n*I use the fast forward button on the tape to skip to the good parts*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}