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{"topics":[{"id":"53d8479463687256b6270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d847276368725e690a0000#post_53d847276368725e690a0000\r\nIt's for these two kids I babysit. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d8479963687279a4650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d845ec63687264b21b0100#post_53d845ec63687264b21b0100\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]Do ya'll want to see something completely sad?\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/ee0bbb69e0ed699bb3d9bbfe83b43808/tumblr_n9hgustJpO1qdzu24o1_500.png!\r\n\r\nHow, how did they not notice this? [/bq]\r\nSo many offensive jokes here so little time;\r\n\"This movie is going to bomb quality wise.\"\r\n\"Jihad me at the movie poster\" -'movie critic'\r\n\"This movie is going Islam the box office.\"\r\n\"Is that that a bird? Is that a plane? Is that the teenage mutant ninja turtles? Whatever it is it's heading for the world trade center\"\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/xAH75.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/fOYS0.png!\r\n\r\n*user was banned for this post*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d847c563687202b50a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You need to dump him Squiggy, it's your only hope.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d847cb6368722abacd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8479963687279a4650100#post_53d8479963687279a4650100\r\n\r\n\r\nstop making 9/11 jokes, they are plane wrong man.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d8480263687264b2ac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8479963687279a4650100#post_53d8479963687279a4650100\r\n!http://doulifee.com/Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-shakes-head.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d8481d63687235a3bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d847c563687202b50a0000#post_53d847c563687202b50a0000\r\nI just told you. It's for two kids. Brothers. I told them if they got got good grades I'd take them to the movies.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d8483b63687238ae9c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"9/11 people won't get this.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d8484463687264b2c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8481d63687235a3bd0000#post_53d8481d63687235a3bd0000\r\nHow good was their grades? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d8487c63687264b2cb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8481d63687235a3bd0000#post_53d8481d63687235a3bd0000\r\nYou better hope they get bad grades.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d8487e63687238aeb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8481d63687235a3bd0000#post_53d8481d63687235a3bd0000\r\nThat rules out my suggestion of getting really, really high before seeing it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d848a463687264b2d50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8483b63687238ae9c0000#post_53d8483b63687238ae9c0000\r\n\r\nI'm not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d848aa63687264b2dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8484463687264b2c90100#post_53d8484463687264b2c90100\r\nThey were perfect...\r\nI was not expecting two 10 year old boys to get all A's. But they did. So I told them I'd take them to the movies over the summer. They went with me to see Godzilla.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d848af6368724038a30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8487c63687264b2cb0100#post_53d8487c63687264b2cb0100\r\nIt's too late! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d848d163687267ea7a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8479963687279a4650100#post_53d8479963687279a4650100\r\nOh, Jesus. The Unfortunate Implications can get any more unfortunate. I have been referencing Tv Tropes a lot recently. Should I stop?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d848d563687261df7a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d848aa63687264b2dc0100#post_53d848aa63687264b2dc0100\r\nHOLY SHIT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d8490e6368726c6f8b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d848aa63687264b2dc0100#post_53d848aa63687264b2dc0100\r\nYou should be proud of them then.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d8491f6368722eedf50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d848d563687261df7a0100#post_53d848d563687261df7a0100\r\nI mean I'm really proud of them. All A's isn't easy and they worked the asses off and deserve it, but I REALLY don't wanna see this movie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d8492f6368724cffbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*A man comes out of the shadows*\r\n\r\n*He's a Clone of Randomsaur with the Garren buckle*\r\n\r\nRandomsaur Clone: Henshin!\r\n\r\n@TURN UP!@\r\n\r\n*He Runs into the resulting...Thing To Become Kamen rider Garren*\r\n\r\nKamen rider Garren: I may not have the original's rather strange ability, But I swear that I will still kill you all!\r\n\r\nWe'll see about that\r\n\r\n@TURN UP@\r\n\r\n*Becomes Kamen rider Blade*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d849d66368726596c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8491f6368722eedf50000#post_53d8491f6368722eedf50000\r\nyou should reward them.\r\n\r\ngetting straight A´s aint no easy shit, trust me, how much i worked my ass off studying hoping to atleast get 8/10 in my exams so my parents could take me to the movies or to get ice cream was NOT FUCKING EASY.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d84a1263687267eae70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8491f6368722eedf50000#post_53d8491f6368722eedf50000\r\nJeez, well no turning back on it now.\r\n\r\n(Jeez I wish I was that good in school)\r\n\r\nMaybe you can just take little bathroom breaks at some points between the movie. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d84a13636872437f2a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d849d66368726596c30000#post_53d849d66368726596c30000\r\nI know. But I'm regretting the \"any movie you want to see\" line.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d84cbc63687202b5df0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you want a good game, try playing _Rambo: The Video Game_. It was released just this year.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d84cc963687256b67a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm not going to let you do whatever you want!\r\n\r\nGarren: Just try to stop me!\r\n\r\n*We start exchanging blows*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d84d036368724ea6940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d84cbc63687202b5df0000#post_53d84cbc63687202b5df0000\r\nOh god; why?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d84d82636872162a010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d84d036368724ea6940000#post_53d84d036368724ea6940000\r\nIT'S OVER!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}