time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1055.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53dddabe6368726e8ccf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ddda0f636872496ab00000#post_53ddda0f636872496ab00000\r\nWell I can't speak for everyone else but I've just never met anyone of legal age who I didn't want to see naked.\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ddd99d63687278936e0000#post_53ddd99d63687278936e0000\r\nNo, it just means you like girls. You could be bi. For instance, I like me some vagina, but I'm also partial to dicks.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dddb04636872496a000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddabe6368726e8ccf0100#post_53dddabe6368726e8ccf0100\r\nI'm joking, of course I'm bisexual.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dddb316368720af5b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay. Here's the deal. If you wan to see it soooooooooo badly, first chance I get I wll post pictures. But you fuckers better not say ANYTHING.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dddbb063687263c3250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"2 straight underage guys push a 20 years old gay men into showing them his penis.\r\n\r\nonly on the internet","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dddbb963687232d2340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddb316368720af5b30000#post_53dddb316368720af5b30000\r\nYou'd better not post them here. (I don't want to see your Fucking dick.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53dddbcd636872787fd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddb316368720af5b30000#post_53dddb316368720af5b30000\r\nDon't. I'm not sure if that would be legal.\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddb04636872496a000100#post_53dddb04636872496a000100\r\nNot really attracted to guys, but I do like myself a bit of penis.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dddbe263687233844f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddb316368720af5b30000#post_53dddb316368720af5b30000\r\nDon't do anything you're not cool with on our account. ~post the pictures.~ I mean I for one would never want to push anyone out of their comfort zone! ~do it~\r\n\r\nIncidentally how succeptible are you to subliminal messages? ~send gasmaskangel your credit card info~","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dddbe563687278b5960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddb316368720af5b30000#post_53dddb316368720af5b30000\r\ndo eeeeet\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/2/4/232806/large.gif!\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53dddc136368727461110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddbb063687263c3250000#post_53dddbb063687263c3250000\r\nwho you calling underage?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53dddc4263687276511d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddc136368727461110000#post_53dddc136368727461110000\r\n\r\ndidint you said you were underage?\r\n\r\nor did i confused you with randomosaur yet again.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dddc5e6368727893fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddbb063687263c3250000#post_53dddbb063687263c3250000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]2 straight underage guys push a 20 years old gay men into showing them his penis.\r\n\r\nonly on the internet[/bq]\r\nI'm 24","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dddd0363687239a9ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why did the bass player reject the piano player?\r\nBecause he didn't *_SWING_* that way!","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dddd26636872766f5f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddc4263687276511d0000#post_53dddc4263687276511d0000\r\n\r\nNah, i'm of legal age -to view pictures of strangers' penises on the internet.-","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53dddd2c63687270e3630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddd0363687239a9ee0000#post_53dddd0363687239a9ee0000\r\nI don't know whether to laugh or swear eternal, bloody vengeance.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dddd426368723384c80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddc5e6368727893fa0000#post_53dddc5e6368727893fa0000\r\n\r\ni meant to say in his 20\r\n\r\nOK EXCUSE ME I DONT HAVE A MAJOR IN IDIOMS\r\n\r\n[spoiler]jk[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dddd6a63687278fa390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddd2c63687270e3630000#post_53dddd2c63687270e3630000\r\nLaugh. Why would you need to swear vengeance?","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dddd756368726396460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddd426368723384c80100#post_53dddd426368723384c80100\r\nThat's ok, its a totally useless degree anyways.\r\n\r\n\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddd6a63687278fa390100#post_53dddd6a63687278fa390100\r\nBecause puns.\r\n\r\nWhat? Like none of you have ever murdered someone for a pun?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dddd956368727651870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddd756368726396460000#post_53dddd756368726396460000\r\n\r\n[spoiler]ignore when i was 14 i was thinking in getting a major in idioms[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ddddc96368723331bf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddb316368720af5b30000#post_53dddb316368720af5b30000\r\nThink before you ruin your life.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53ddddd8636872088b5f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddd756368726396460000#post_53dddd756368726396460000\r\nWhat do you call an unconscious foot?\r\n\r\nComa-toes!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ddddf6636872787f460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Seriously Squiggy, don't. You might get into legal trouble.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ddde0363687239a9090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ddddc96368723331bf0100#post_53ddddc96368723331bf0100\r\n\r\nits just dicks, there is enough on the internet.\r\n\r\n\r\ni mean even if somebody else gets it, its not like they an instantly trace it back to squiggy to blackmail him or something.\r\n\r\nstill he shouldnt, atleast not publicly.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ddde1163687263c3840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dddd756368726396460000#post_53dddd756368726396460000\r\nPuns are the best though. [spoiler]However I must admit sometimes they deserve corporeal _*PUN*_-ishment...[/spoiler]","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53ddde146368724f064a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ddddd8636872088b5f0100#post_53ddddd8636872088b5f0100\r\nYou are why terrorists hate our freedom.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53ddde5263687278fa760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So in news that isn't related to genitalia, The Superman V. Batman trailer dropped at SDCC.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}