time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1057.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53dde2756368720b1ffb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde0c263687263de1b0000#post_53dde0c263687263de1b0000\r\n[bq=\"Someoneoro\"][spoiler]!http://oro.sdf.org/untitled.JPG![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nI am a brilliant artist.[/bq]\r\nFixed!","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dde27763687269b7390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde12b6368726451170000#post_53dde12b6368726451170000\r\nTechnically those creatures did have analogues in prehistoric times, yea... But...","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53dde2ef6368727893e50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde2756368720b1ffb0100#post_53dde2756368720b1ffb0100\r\nI have a piercing in my dick you nimrod! It's a ring that goes into my urethra and out of a hole at the base of the head.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dde3166368725aab430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde1f163687263de370000#post_53dde1f163687263de370000\r\nIt's even worse than Kent Hovind's theory that a Jackson's chameleon would become a _Triceratops_ if it lived long enough.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dde3186368722ee10a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde2ef6368727893e50100#post_53dde2ef6368727893e50100\r\nOkay, okay! Jesus!","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dde3386368722bd4190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde2ef6368727893e50100#post_53dde2ef6368727893e50100\r\nCan you still ejaculate with that thing?\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dde3606368722b9d2d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde3386368722bd4190000#post_53dde3386368722bd4190000\r\nDon't know yet. Have to wait a whole month for sex.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dde37c6368727c49300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh and Rand Paul lost his chance for presidency by flip flopping on his more controversial stances.\r\n\r\nWhy this was bad: he wont get people who disagreed with him before on hos side, and voters can tolerate disagreement on policy of it is principled. Being a flip flopper means they can't trust you \r\n\r\nLife lesson in there","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53dde38c63687259eb5f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde3606368722b9d2d0000#post_53dde3606368722b9d2d0000\r\ncan't you just jack off or something","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dde3bf63687259d2550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde38c63687259eb5f0000#post_53dde38c63687259eb5f0000\r\nNope. I have to wait TWO WEEKS before I can do that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dde3c96368721303d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde38c63687259eb5f0000#post_53dde38c63687259eb5f0000\r\n\r\nhe cant neither.\r\n\r\nhe is on NO FAP AUGUST.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dde3ee63687276362c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde2756368720b1ffb0100#post_53dde2756368720b1ffb0100\r\n[bq=\"Someoneoro\"]\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde0c263687263de1b0000#post_53dde0c263687263de1b0000\r\n[bq=\"Someoneoro\"][spoiler]!http://oro.sdf.org/untitled.JPG![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nI am a brilliant artist.[/bq]\r\nFixed![/bq]\r\nIS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!","author":null},{"id":"53dde4036368726414560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"how it feels to chew 5 gum\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kr2jV2sT1qzzsceo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dde41c63687276514b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde3c96368721303d00000#post_53dde3c96368721303d00000\r\nOH SHIT I JUST LOST NO-FAP AUGUST LIKE FIFTEENFOLD","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dde51c63687246833a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"weed gets rekt\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR8zJOVIExg","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dde5b86368723d7ec80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What do you call a cross between Homer Simpson and a shark?\r\n\r\nA Doh'fin!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dde5dc63687263b14e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde5b86368723d7ec80000#post_53dde5b86368723d7ec80000\r\nBooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dde61b6368726437b60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde5dc63687263b14e0100#post_53dde5dc63687263b14e0100\r\nDolphin? Get it?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dde67963687239dfc60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde61b6368726437b60000#post_53dde61b6368726437b60000\r\nI don't","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53dde71e63687259ebcb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i decided to finally give drake a listen.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dde8a363687263b1aa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This.\":http://oro.sdf.org/album/index.html","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dde8c06368725ce8d20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"the fact that drake breaks the rap industry by being the antithesis of a gangsta, and THEN HE GOES AND MAKES A GANGSTA MUSIC VIDEO makes him see so cheap.\r\n\r\nhe cant be a gangsta.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dde905636872344f950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde8c06368725ce8d20000#post_53dde8c06368725ce8d20000\r\nif the media wants him to be a gangster, then a gangster he is,","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dde93f6368725d09e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde905636872344f950000#post_53dde905636872344f950000\r\n\r\nbut the whole point of drake is that he is NOT A GANGSTA.\r\n\r\nthe media would be stupid to make him lose the appeal that made him famous.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dde97c6368726437110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde93f6368725d09e90000#post_53dde93f6368725d09e90000\r\nwell eventually the media [spoiler]always has to show its retarded side...[/spoiler]","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"}]}