time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1063.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53dede7363687241de5e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dedaf36368725ba3580000#post_53dedaf36368725ba3580000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53deda856368725b47610000#post_53deda856368725b47610000\r\nCan you still pee with the ring?[/bq]\r\nYes. I can pee standing up too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dede9f6368726d3c800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dede7363687241de5e0000#post_53dede7363687241de5e0000\r\nAnd there's a peeing standing up joke for the day!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53dedef263687266242d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/tumblr_n9nafi75na1sl0iw7o1_r1_400.gif?w=650![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dedef76368724405470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dede7363687241de5e0000#post_53dede7363687241de5e0000\r\nI find it a lot easier to pee sitting down, though that's probably because of my foreskin.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dedf336368724447840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53deddec6368723c9d1d0000#post_53deddec6368723c9d1d0000\r\n\r\ni love the water throwing, yeah waste more natural resources while you claim to protect the enviroment [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nnah but they probly need the power","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dedf636368724418990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dedef263687266242d0000#post_53dedef263687266242d0000\r\n[spoiler]Seriously, that is the single happiest fucking thing I've seen since FiM.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dedef76368724405470000#post_53dedef76368724405470000\r\nI've heard that peeing sitting down is supposed to be better for you actually.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dee0296368726624820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dedac06368721bbc5d0100#post_53dedac06368721bbc5d0100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53deda1563687211696e0000#post_53deda1563687211696e0000\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53deda506368723270a50100#post_53deda506368723270a50100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53deda856368725b47610000#post_53deda856368725b47610000\r\n!http://www.hobbygen.com/images/ban-ultact-belial_07.jpg!\r\nThe thoughts of Dead men don't matter.[/bq]\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/9a682cbfc026ff4c381e867e46e23be0/tumblr_n75b9uCUi71txam4mo1_400.gif!\r\nNot today!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53dee07d6368721a81270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"for some reason today im having an elitist asshole mood.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]isnt that what you are LELXD[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dee0866368721a94340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dee0296368726624820000#post_53dee0296368726624820000\r\nWell that was risky. If's their timing had been off by even a second they would have lost a stock.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dee0946368721805110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Fundie quote for GMA.\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=27492 ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dee13463687266a8ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dee0866368721a94340000#post_53dee0866368721a94340000\r\nTell me about it! This game can get so tense.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53dee2026368723234330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dee13463687266a8ac0000#post_53dee13463687266a8ac0000\r\nAnd only two more months till the next one.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dee2206368724845240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Apparently organisms can consciously control their genetics.\":http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=63313 ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dee28263687231f3220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dee2206368724845240000#post_53dee2206368724845240000\r\nSomeone has been reading too much Toriko","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dee2b76368721257b30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.uleth.ca/edu/currlab/handouts/geology/Ammoniteammolite.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dee2c26368724b17200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dee2206368724845240000#post_53dee2206368724845240000\r\nAt this point I know I shouldn't be shocked when someone manages to be astoundingly ignorant, but I still find myself amazed by shit like this.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dee36e6368724405f10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"http://www.lazerhorse.org/2013/10/27/prypiat-wildlife-animals-chernobyl/","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dee3bb63687231f3760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Is this bullshit?\":http://www.lazerhorse.org/2014/07/31/new-four-winged-dinosaur-found-china/","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dee42d63687278e7220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dee2c26368724b17200000#post_53dee2c26368724b17200000\r\n\"A couple more\":http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=30247 \"to cringe at.\":http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=97121 ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dee45463687275165b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dee3bb63687231f3760000#post_53dee3bb63687231f3760000\r\nNo, it's true.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dee4a76368725fc98f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dee3bb63687231f3760000#post_53dee3bb63687231f3760000\r\n\r\nWhat kind of page is that?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dee55e6368722b1b2f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dee42d63687278e7220000#post_53dee42d63687278e7220000\r\nI'm gonna go have a good cry at that, but there is one thing that mystifies me beyond normal willful stupidity, stoner philosophy and a fundamental misunderstanding of how evidence works.\r\n\r\n\"I trow not.\"\r\n\r\nWhat the fuck is that supposed to mean? \"Know,\" maybe? T and R aren't anywhere near eachother on an american keyboard.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dee5656368724fadb90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1367/98/1367983695459.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dee6fd63687245a5630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Some post-apocalyptic Tokyo scenery porn\":http://www.lazerhorse.org/2013/07/25/posy-apocalyptic-images-tokyo-tokyo-genso/","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dee76a6368721e15550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can't masturbate for 2 weeks and here I am looking through the /y/ board.\r\n\r\nI think I'm a masochist.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}