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{"topics":[{"id":"53e431666368721eaf880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e430e663687268c3170100#post_53e430e663687268c3170100\r\nSentence is void, twistedmetalero has no life.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e4319d636872491f8d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e431666368721eaf880100#post_53e431666368721eaf880100\r\nI sentence you to work at Monsanto for the remainder of your natural life.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4319d6368727bf5750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4293b6368727aaa880000#post_53e4293b6368727aaa880000\r\n\r\n>increase your grades and communication skills\r\ngr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 dont h8 and deb8 just masturb8\r\n\r\n>you will learn how the internet can entertain you...\r\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\r\n\r\n>we can have the computer all to ourselves...\r\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) \r\n\r\n>send mail to the president:\r\nhe is gonna use that to charge you of terrorist.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e431e76368727c10b00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4319d636872491f8d0100#post_53e4319d636872491f8d0100\r\nSentence is void, I don't have a life either. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e43217636872131ec60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e431e76368727c10b00000#post_53e431e76368727c10b00000\r\nI sentence you to work at Monsanto forever.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e43310636872418e550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e43217636872131ec60000#post_53e43217636872131ec60000\r\nJust a question. I hear Monsanto is evil, is this true? And if it is true, do i get to eat babies for lunch while working there?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e433426368724702d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4300a63687248c4260100#post_53e4300a63687248c4260100\r\n\r\n\"Sonic Funeral\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wRedK8AfZ0","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e4335763687264d4960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e43310636872418e550000#post_53e43310636872418e550000\r\nYes.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e433c2636872359f060100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4300a63687248c4260100#post_53e4300a63687248c4260100\r\nYeah... it just doesn't look well in RL.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53e433ff6368725f9ca30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4335763687264d4960100#post_53e4335763687264d4960100\r\nLet's get started at once, then.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e4346663687222480e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e433ff6368725f9ca30100#post_53e433ff6368725f9ca30100\r\nWe'll have a meal consisting of one live baby and a drink of herbicide.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e434c66368725f58af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4300a63687248c4260100#post_53e4300a63687248c4260100\r\nAw. I was hoping it would be something like the gunshow \"anime club comics\":gunshowcomic.com/ac/","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e434fa6368723872170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e433c2636872359f060100#post_53e433c2636872359f060100\r\n\r\nAlmost nothing in the internet doesn't look well IRL","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e4359f6368723576570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4346663687222480e0000#post_53e4346663687222480e0000\r\nDo the babies come from ethical sources? I don't eat unethical babies.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e436f86368723837870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4359f6368723576570100#post_53e4359f6368723576570100\r\nThey come from human cage farms.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4370b6368725ec04c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I put a cucumber, tomatoes, oregano, garlic, leaks, apples, orange juice, peppers, grapes, bananas and I forget what else into a blender and made smoothies.\r\n\r\nI think I the peppers were too spic-\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120412083914/dragonball/images/c/c4/Godzilla_atomic_breath.jpg!\r\n*BURP!*\r\n(Destroys Tokyo)\r\nExcuse me.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e437a06368720859090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e436f86368723837870000#post_53e436f86368723837870000\r\nEthical enough for me. What about the herbicide, has it been tested on humans? I sure hope it has. _Extensively._","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e438146368727a4cc00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e433426368724702d90000#post_53e433426368724702d90000\r\n\r\nyeezus, cringy\r\n\r\n\"diarrhea dick waffles\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e43834636872131ed50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4370b6368725ec04c0000#post_53e4370b6368725ec04c0000\r\n\r\nSpongebob's smoothie recipe is better.\r\n\r\n!http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110627043427/spongebob/images/5/5f/Spongebob's_Sundae.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e4387363687273ab2c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e437a06368720859090000#post_53e437a06368720859090000\r\nYes it has. It has turned them into beautiful tumor monsters.\r\n!http://media.psu.com/media/articles/image/TheLastofUs_Bloater.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e438a26368723022750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e43834636872131ed50100#post_53e43834636872131ed50100\r\nWould shrimp make a good smoothie?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e438c76368727a4cd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4387363687273ab2c0000#post_53e4387363687273ab2c0000\r\n*Takes a sip*\r\n\r\nI feel great already!\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110204015102/fallout/images/thumb/b/bc/Centaur.png/500px-Centaur.png!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e4397e63687277f57e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e438c76368727a4cd60000#post_53e438c76368727a4cd60000\r\nMe too!\r\n!http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/5223073318_747bb01c04.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e43bce6368727728c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e438a26368723022750100#post_53e438a26368723022750100\r\n\r\nDepends in the condition.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e43bff63687273abbd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay....\r\nThis thread is getting creepy for my taste.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}