time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1151.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e830fa636872693e130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e82e8e6368724017730000#post_53e82e8e6368724017730000\r\nwell you've come to the right place.\r\n\r\n\"Most people don't know this\":http://www.ignatiusinsight.com/features2005/print2005/tmadden_crusades_print.html\r\n\r\nIt is featured on a site for Catholics but the professor is independent. ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e830ff636872722cb80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8307e6368720fdea40100#post_53e8307e6368720fdea40100\r\n\r\n!http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608032116549354766&pid=15.1&P=0!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e8311163687269418d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e82ead6368723043710000#post_53e82ead6368723043710000\r\nIt's even better when reading your [spoiler]clopfics[/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53e831666368723022c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8311163687269418d0000#post_53e8311163687269418d0000\r\nWell. I now have my purpose in life.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e831f16368723ae8970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ray Comfort is a hypocrite. He says that lust is adultery but then masticates most of the day.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e8323663687236f8300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*OH FOR FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK'S SAKES!*\r\n\r\nIt's Sunday night and I have heard jack shit from my team towards the coding project.  I've done literally 99% of the work and they're that fucking lazy.  You know what?  Fucking fuck fuck them.  I'm just going to go to the teacher early and ask for help about the last portion that still needs to be done and do it myself then we turn it in I'm just going to straight up tell him I did every last fucking part of it and the other's didn't even fucking touch it.  Why the fuck should they get a A+ for me spending 8 fucking hours doing the same fucking work as five people for fuck's sakes!  For fuck's sakes you're in a degree for a professional field, act like it and do the fucking work you fuck.\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/707/020/ba1.jpg!\r\n\r\nTl:dr; I did the work of five people and they expect to take the credit for it so fuck them fuck them with a shit frozen in the shape of a knife.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e8323663687254aa3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e831f16368723ae8970100#post_53e831f16368723ae8970100\r\nHe chews all day long? Horrifying!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e832cf6368721dc1340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8323663687254aa3e0000#post_53e8323663687254aa3e0000\r\nYou're ignoring the joke because you're an asshole, aren't you?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e833716368723ad0b20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hello guys, did I miss something?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e833736368723a2f780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e832cf6368721dc1340100#post_53e832cf6368721dc1340100\r\nYes. Yes I am.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8323663687236f8300100#post_53e8323663687236f8300100\r\nDo it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53e834c26368724de2ab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I died and became a ghost, I would live inside Squiggy's uretha. He would only be allowed to orgasm in the most awkward of situations, such as when hugging his mother.\r\n\r\nThough that might be funnier if he was a woman, since female orgasms are more noticeable.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e8354f63687275f96b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e834c26368724de2ab0000#post_53e834c26368724de2ab0000\r\n\r\nwhy are you so obsessed with a man´s reproductive system?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e835526368722cc14e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e833716368723ad0b20100#post_53e833716368723ad0b20100\r\n[bq=\"Shadow_the_Hedgehog\"]Hello guys, did I miss something?[/bq]\r\nI fucking drop fucking the fucking f-bomb for fuck's sakes fuck cause fuck I fuck had fuck to fucking do fuck the fuck work fuck of fucking 5 fucking people fuck cause fuck they're fucking lazy fuck.\r\n\r\nI fucking think fuck I'm fucking angry fuck to fuck the fucking point fuck I fucking can't saying fuck.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e8359a6368725e10ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e835526368722cc14e0000#post_53e835526368722cc14e0000\r\n\"Relevant\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kG3Mt49GYs ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e836a763687218ebac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e835526368722cc14e0000#post_53e835526368722cc14e0000\r\nyou fucking motherfuckingfucker.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e8375263687244c6950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e835526368722cc14e0000#post_53e835526368722cc14e0000\r\n!http://noahstepro.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/clip_image002_thumb11.gif!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e838116368722fe7d10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e835526368722cc14e0000#post_53e835526368722cc14e0000\r\n\r\nSo, a fuckity fuck fucking normal fucking day? Ok.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e8384263687238972a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e836a763687218ebac0000#post_53e836a763687218ebac0000\r\n*can-can music starts playing\r\n!http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/6253721/17869919/4/flash_player/0/1/robin_hood_men_in_tights_men_in_tights.jpg?v=1!\r\nFuckfuckfuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!\r\n\r\n*overloads v-chip\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/u1MEL6F.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e838cd63687262b5710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8323663687236f8300100#post_53e8323663687236f8300100\r\nIf it were me, I'd beat them with a lead pipe Haggar style.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e83a166368724cad960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e838cd63687262b5710100#post_53e838cd63687262b5710100\r\n>misread that as Hagrid\r\nSure didn't remember that part of Harry Potter","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e83a3263687235dba90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to chill out tonight and just play games online and take out my anger on my fellow opponents; may god have mercy on the souls of my opponents for there will be no reckoning or salvation of their K/D tonight.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e83a9e63687205d8270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e83a166368724cad960100#post_53e83a166368724cad960100\r\nWho needs magic when you have PIPE?!\r\n!http://static.capcom.com/character_api/umvc3/profile/haggar.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e83bd7636872709a050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys, anyone think that this is a good idea, take a living goddess of the sun and separate her into two entities, have one as a human and the other remain as an alicorn. Hehe, having one to court, and the other remains as the ruler of Equestria, no questions asked. \r\n:D \r\n\r\nAlso said version has all her memories and personality, just she's human, immortal, and eternally young, and can't use any form of magic. But hey perfect health and plenty of alcohol to down, and having to date...","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"53e83e2563687244f5610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e8384263687238972a0000#post_53e8384263687238972a0000\r\nFuck","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e83e8463687273fe630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e83a3263687235dba90100#post_53e83a3263687235dba90100\r\nWhat happened?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}