time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1176.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ead72a63687249e68b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So apparently the Missouri teen that was shot *may* have been racially motivated.\r\n\r\nThe FBI is currently investigating the shooting in their own separate investigation and the amount of evidence that contradicts the police report is not looking good for the officer.  The forensic evidence contradicts him, the witnesses contradict him and everything except the police report contradicts him.  I'm not joking; literally the only thing that says it wasn't unprovoked was the police report.\r\n\r\nThe question is will the police officer merely get fired or will he face prison time?  It's a case of police officer's word vs forensics.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ead75b63687221c80e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead6fa636872237e310100#post_53ead6fa636872237e310100\r\nHE'S FORCING ME TO WATCH TMNT!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ead91363687250e4b90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead75b63687221c80e0000#post_53ead75b63687221c80e0000\r\nAM NOT! STOP HITTING YOURSELF","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ead966636872072e220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead75b63687221c80e0000#post_53ead75b63687221c80e0000\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead91363687250e4b90000#post_53ead91363687250e4b90000\r\nYou two stop it! Or do you want me to get the paddle again?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ead9836368723402560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead966636872072e220100#post_53ead966636872072e220100\r\n...maybe","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ead99763687240a74e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead91363687250e4b90000#post_53ead91363687250e4b90000\r\nYOU'RE MAKING ME HIT MYSELF! NOW STOP IT OR I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU UP THE ASS.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ead9cc6368723510ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead99763687240a74e0100#post_53ead99763687240a74e0100\r\nwell that's just rude. also impossible considering everything else jammed in there. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ead9ec6368724442ef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead9cc6368723510ad0100#post_53ead9cc6368723510ad0100\r\nI'LL RAPE YOU IN THE EYE SOCKET THEN.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53eada5d6368724d177b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead9ec6368724442ef0000#post_53ead9ec6368724442ef0000\r\nNo! you can't! I don't have a witty comeback for eye penetration!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eada9b6368724a31500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eada5d6368724d177b0100#post_53eada5d6368724d177b0100\r\nTOO LATE MOTHERFUCKER!\r\n[spoiler]*Sticks my penis in your eye socket and starts fucking your brain*[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53eadb0a6368724442150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eada9b6368724a31500100#post_53eada9b6368724a31500100\r\nno! not my language centeriungjrlengkjsenadhb","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eadb5e6368726044530000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well alrighty then\r\n\r\n[spoiler]does anyone want to fuck me?[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eadb7d63687240a96f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eadb0a6368724442150100#post_53eadb0a6368724442150100\r\nI'M CUMMING IN YOUR SKULL!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53eadb9e63687250e4f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eadb5e6368726044530000#post_53eadb5e6368726044530000\r\nargblustanblisket","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eadccb63687233dfb90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ead72a63687249e68b0000#post_53ead72a63687249e68b0000\r\nI kinda get annoyed by the myopia","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53eaddda6368726091860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eadb9e63687250e4f70000#post_53eadb9e63687250e4f70000\r\noh i can fuck you?\r\nwell alright\r\n*starts fucking other eye socket*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eade3963687250b0350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eaddda6368726091860100#post_53eaddda6368726091860100\r\nBLURGHENJURGEN!\r\n>:C","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53eae63d63687243a0580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and bored with that now\r\n\r\n[spoiler]sorry\r\nbut damn that felt good[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eae7de6368724e26830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm already blind in my right eye but I'm straight as a bullet's path. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eae8376368722f84700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eae7de6368724e26830100#post_53eae7de6368724e26830100\r\nYou're only straight because you haven't met me yet~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eae8b763687224916d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"if you don't mind me asking squiggy\r\nwhat kind of build you got?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eae91a6368726a091c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eae8b763687224916d0100#post_53eae8b763687224916d0100\r\nDo you know what a Bear is?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eae98c63687251c0b80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yes\r\n\r\ni see\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]i'm short, pale, have a slight belly, and a nice squeezable butt[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eae9e36368720ba13d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eae98c63687251c0b80100#post_53eae98c63687251c0b80100\r\nMy ex-boyfriend used to call me his \"big, flirty teddy bear.\"\r\nThen he cheated on me....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eaea256368725c32a80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eae9e36368720ba13d0000#post_53eae9e36368720ba13d0000\r\nthat's pretty shitty dude\r\ndon't understand how people could do that\r\n\r\ni never could","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}