time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1211.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53eede9663687226e4540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eede1463687214f3e60000#post_53eede1463687214f3e60000\r\nNot all of us live in the Philippines. It's 9:30 here in the West coast. ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53eedeb26368727229050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eede5f6368722e38580100#post_53eede5f6368722e38580100\r\nHey! I can call you \"My boyfriend that lives in Canada!\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eedf0e63687213dadb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedeb26368727229050000#post_53eedeb26368727229050000\r\n\r\nI get it!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53eedf21636872433c610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eede9663687226e4540000#post_53eede9663687226e4540000\r\nI never said that. \r\n\r\nOf America right?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53eedf7363687279fcdc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedeb26368727229050000#post_53eedeb26368727229050000\r\n\"no i totally have a boyfriend!\"\r\n\"where's he live?\"\r\n\"C-Candada\"\r\n<_< >_>","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eedfe563687279ba580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedeb26368727229050000#post_53eedeb26368727229050000\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedf7363687279fcdc0000#post_53eedf7363687279fcdc0000\r\nThat's cute. You guys still believe in Canada.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53eee01e6368723f9a6b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedfe563687279ba580100#post_53eedfe563687279ba580100\r\nHa! Next you'll tell me Santa and the Tooth Fairy aren't real.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eee03d63687266edae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eedfe563687279ba580100#post_53eedfe563687279ba580100\r\n\r\nIt's above Murrika. Where do you think Mapple Syrup and Moose comes from?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53eee0e36368722e38af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee01e6368723f9a6b0000#post_53eee01e6368723f9a6b0000\r\nHate to break it to you but the tooth fairy and Santa are the same thing, a drugged up pack of CIA bears.\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee03d63687266edae0000#post_53eee03d63687266edae0000\r\nJesus obviously. Don't you even read your Bible?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53eee0e863687214a98f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee03d63687266edae0000#post_53eee03d63687266edae0000\r\nI think it comes from Mexico","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53eee14f63687215bb8c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee0e36368722e38af0100#post_53eee0e36368722e38af0100\r\nSo that's who I punched out on Christmas?\r\nShit. Now I feel bad.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53eee17b6368725aea200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee03d63687266edae0000#post_53eee03d63687266edae0000\r\nI thought they just shot up out of the ground in giant geysers. Seems like it would be kind of messy though...","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53eee1c1636872488fe90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee14f63687215bb8c0100#post_53eee14f63687215bb8c0100\r\nWe all punch lots of people on Christmas! Its part of the season after all! Why last year I choked out a nun! Oh how we laughed! Except the nun, because she was unconscious.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53eee4136368726720d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO NO.\r\n\r\nI WAS NOT READY FOR FREEDY.\r\n\r\nI WAS NOT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eee46463687213bb4d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee1c1636872488fe90100#post_53eee1c1636872488fe90100\r\n\r\n\r\nJesus is not real silly. He's like the Easter Egg Bunny.\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee0e863687214a98f0100#post_53eee0e863687214a98f0100\r\n\r\nDefinetely not from Mexico. Trust me I live there, I have the donkey, dirty clothes and giant sombrero to prove it.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53eee4ef6368726720090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"blurlburblur","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53eee5cb636872735d3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS.\r\n\r\nHE WAS STANDING STILL\r\n\r\nAND I LOOK BACK\r\n\r\nHE IS STARING RIGHT AT IT HIS FACE ALL OVER IT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eee5ec6368720db3570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee5cb636872735d3a0000#post_53eee5cb636872735d3a0000\r\n\r\nHe wanted a hug from you","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53eee62c63687244da810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee5cb636872735d3a0000#post_53eee5cb636872735d3a0000\r\nWatch out. I read they can smash the cameras to keep you from tracking them.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53eee6816368725ab4d80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee62c63687244da810000#post_53eee62c63687244da810000\r\n\r\nHE DID.\r\n\r\nHE WAS RIGHT IN MY ROOM.\r\n\r\nI LOOK AT THE CAMERA IN THERE\r\n\r\nHIS FACE COVERS IT ALL\r\n\r\nI SCREAM, BE BREAKS IT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eee68163687270d6c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee62c63687244da810000#post_53eee62c63687244da810000\r\n\r\n-That's until Night 5 with the Level Editor-\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee6816368725ab4d80100#post_53eee6816368725ab4d80100\r\n\r\nYOU SERIOUS?!?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53eee7096368720993ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee6816368725ab4d80100#post_53eee6816368725ab4d80100\r\nThey can break the locks on the doors, too.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53eee7406368722f9fa90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Nope!\":http://www.furaffinity.net/user/piratecovefox","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53eee7656368725aeae60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee68163687270d6c70000#post_53eee68163687270d6c70000\r\n\r\nHIS FACE WAS COVERING THE SCREEN, COMPLETELY, GIVING ME A DARK LOOK, THEN THE CAMERA BREAK.\r\n\r\nI DONT KNOW HWAT HAPPENED I WAS TOO SCARED.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53eee91d6368724368f40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53eee7406368722f9fa90100#post_53eee7406368722f9fa90100\r\n\r\nBig NOPE!!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"}]}