time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1234.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53f187766368721029330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just want to be held in someone's arms\r\nembraced\r\nlittle spoon","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f187d463687275cd980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f187766368721029330000#post_53f187766368721029330000\r\n\r\ni would hug you cause im scared as fuck.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f188156368727449610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f187766368721029330000#post_53f187766368721029330000\r\nI would but you're in Canada.\r\nTT^TT","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f188886368721f039c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f188156368727449610000#post_53f188156368727449610000\r\ni know... ';-;\r\n\r\n*hugs*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f188ef6368721764bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f188886368721f039c0100#post_53f188886368721f039c0100\r\nYou must have excessively long arms! ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f1892563687274497a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"this is why i want teleporters\r\nthen i can just visit you and cuddle you all i like","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f189846368726c8dea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f187766368721029330000#post_53f187766368721029330000\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]i just want to be held in someone's arms\r\nembraced\r\nlittle spoon[/bq]\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/812/063/53b.gif!\r\n\"Who wants a hug?\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53f18a346368726339950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://d.facdn.net/art/tartiimons/1351565917.tartiimons_vaporeon.jpg!\r\n[spoiler]That bed probably smells like Fish Now.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f18a4b6368722805800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f189846368726c8dea0000#post_53f189846368726c8dea0000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f187766368721029330000#post_53f187766368721029330000\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]i just want to be held in someone's arms\r\nembraced\r\nlittle spoon[/bq]\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/812/063/53b.gif!\r\n\"Who wants a hug?\"[/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/812/663/929.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f18aa26368726339a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18a346368726339950000#post_53f18a346368726339950000\r\nDon't care. I wannit. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f18aaf6368725993690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/de1725c3121654fafb8dc3dd28fa3014/tumblr_nahbuceDXH1qemks9o1_500.png!\r\n\r\nOTP","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f18b0b6368721de2c30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18a346368726339950000#post_53f18a346368726339950000\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18aa26368726339a20000#post_53f18aa26368726339a20000\r\nyeah i don't care i'll cuddle with that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f18b436368721029a30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18a4b6368722805800000#post_53f18a4b6368722805800000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f189846368726c8dea0000#post_53f189846368726c8dea0000\r\n\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/812/663/929.jpg![/bq]\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/812/307/b41.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53f18b456368721ed9cb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18aa26368726339a20000#post_53f18aa26368726339a20000\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18b0b6368721de2c30100#post_53f18b0b6368721de2c30100\r\nI would too, But would you really want your bed smelling like Fish?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f18b5063687211a4020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18aaf6368725993690100#post_53f18aaf6368725993690100\r\nI HAVE NEVER UNIRONICALLY WANTED A SHIP SO BADLY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f18b826368726d5b320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18b456368721ed9cb0100#post_53f18b456368721ed9cb0100\r\nmeh\r\nwhatever","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f18b9263687236ad720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18b456368721ed9cb0100#post_53f18b456368721ed9cb0100\r\nIt already smells like butt and feet. Fish might actually be an improvement. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f18be06368724c739c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"god knows after enough time\r\nthat bed will smell of more than just fish\r\n[spoiler]ifyouknowwhatimean[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f18c1b6368725a23660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18be06368724c739c0000#post_53f18be06368724c739c0000\r\nFish farts?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f18c4c63687232ae5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/812/935/e33.png!\r\n\r\ni just got a nostalgia shot.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f18c6b63687232ae640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18c1b6368725a23660100#post_53f18c1b6368725a23660100\r\nyes\r\n[spoiler]no sex[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f18d6b6368722820d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18c6b63687232ae640000#post_53f18c6b63687232ae640000\r\nOf course not!\r\n[spoiler]vaporeons are probably super slippery though...[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f18dc3636872276de80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]I keep staring at my piercing, thinking \"I wonder what it would feel like in my mouth...\"[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f18e0b6368720928d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18d6b6368722820d30000#post_53f18d6b6368722820d30000\r\n[spoiler]Yeah, I can see him slipping out of my grip quite easily.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f18e2c63687234b4660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f18dc3636872276de80000#post_53f18dc3636872276de80000\r\nI'm pretty sure that you and everyone with a crotch has had those thoughts since they hit puberty. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}