time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1261.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53f55420636872117cd00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f553b0636872443edf0000#post_53f553b0636872443edf0000\r\nBut you drank and ate to much dairy products. :( you gonna get daierea all over the thread mate. \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f5552a636872051f1b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f553dc63687259a1ed0000#post_53f553dc63687259a1ed0000\r\n\r\n*SHOOTS THE SOFA*\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f55420636872117cd00000#post_53f55420636872117cd00000\r\n\r\n*I* am the Ultimate Lifeform, I am inmune to all diseases!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f555656368725c17450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f554036368723444430100#post_53f554036368723444430100\r\n\r\nmy little animatronic haunted murderer fox cant be this cute.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f5558c63687259312f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5552a636872051f1b0000#post_53f5552a636872051f1b0000\r\nAUWGH GAWD WHY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f555bb6368724f586a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/814/494/bb3.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f555f36368723487930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5512a636872229f3f0200#post_53f5512a636872229f3f0200\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]you whores[/bq]\r\nAwww so nice of you to notice.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f556856368723451840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f555bb6368724f586a0000#post_53f555bb6368724f586a0000\r\n\r\nGreat, now I want a Five Nights Freddy's cartoon","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f5569a63687244ed930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsptdl9pf1qzh8m2o1_1280.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsptdl9pf1qzh8m2o2_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f556d76368723463c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5569a63687244ed930100#post_53f5569a63687244ed930100\r\nOh Louie. You such a cool guy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f557096368720e7b9c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5569a63687244ed930100#post_53f5569a63687244ed930100\r\nNot professional masturbator?\r\nDisappointing.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53f557436368723f0a3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5569a63687244ed930100#post_53f5569a63687244ed930100\r\n\r\nPrepare the popcorn!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53f557a46368724bad430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5569a63687244ed930100#post_53f5569a63687244ed930100\r\nComedian/Masturbator sounds like a pretty great gig. \r\n\r\n\"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get more paper toiles\"\r\n\r\n_*EJACTULATION*_ \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f557e963687266a5ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5569a63687244ed930100#post_53f5569a63687244ed930100\r\nI wanna see that interview so badly now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f5583063687244acb20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jesus fuck my arms hurt\r\n\r\nI slept sorta awkwardly on top of _both_ my arms (gods know how i managed that), and i woke up with both of them completely numb and unable to move. Typing is kinda difficult.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53f558896368724f42e70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5583063687244acb20100#post_53f5583063687244acb20100\r\nYou sure you weren't just double fisting your dick too hard?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f5589163687259537f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/f5cf0f3b0cb52aefd90341f07f2449c7/tumblr_n08qveCFtd1r8f85do1_500.gif!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/31c5fe5c02490250f0303223f5d2726a/tumblr_n08qveCFtd1r8f85do2_500.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f559de63687269e9fa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f5583063687244acb20100#post_53f5583063687244acb20100\r\nI've done that before (Many time actually) I usually just go take a hot shower.\r\n\r\nIt loosens the muscles.  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f559f4636872051fca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f558896368724f42e70000#post_53f558896368724f42e70000\r\nYes. I'm convinced it's because you sent your somnophilic gay sex-goblin minions to have weird bondage sex with me in my sleep, and they tied my arms too tightly.\r\n\r\nI'm considering suing you.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53f55a4763687248f5cd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"is a guilty pleasure of mine.\r\n\r\ni like to listen to ignorant hype rap...","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f55aa56368721a826e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f559f4636872051fca0000#post_53f559f4636872051fca0000\r\nI'll have you know that I keep my sex-goblins on a tight leash! \r\nFiguratively AND literally. So it wasn't them.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f55bdd6368723e15bf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/814/344/aab.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f55dce6368725f02360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Missouri; what the fuck is wrong with your cops?\r\n\r\nWarning graphic content NSFW:\r\nhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/20/kajieme-powell-shooting_n_5696546.html\r\n\r\nI'm starting to think that Missouri cops have a problem with racism.  I know it's rare of me to say something like this, but gunning down two african americans weeks apart.  The second guy shot sure he had a knife but they right then and there opened right the fuck open on him.  As you know this massively violates police procedure in that police are only supposed to take a person's life if no other alternative is possible.  What I mean by this is that sure if the person has a gun or is charging at you with a knife that can be classified as defense, but just right outright opening right then and there on a person violates police procedure.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; call me crazy, but I think Missouri has some racist cops with a murder boner for killing african americans.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53f561056368725c7ff00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"the message on the phone on the fifth night was decoded.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f561af63687258833c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f561056368725c7ff00000#post_53f561056368725c7ff00000\r\nI wanna hear.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53f5623f63687261c4780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f561af63687258833c0100#post_53f561af63687258833c0100\r\n\r\nAlthough fans posited numerous possible translations, it has since been determined that the call is actually an excerpt from the book Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramhansa Yogananda. The complete passage is as follows:\r\n(Omitted: It is lamentable that mass agricultural development) is not speeded by fuller use of your marvelous mechanisms. Would it not be easily possible to employ some of them in quick laboratory experiments to indicate the influence of various types of fertilizers on plant growth?\" \"You are right. Countless uses of (omitted: Bose instruments) will be made by future generations. The scientist seldom knows contemporaneous reward; it is enough to possess the joy of creati-(omitted: -ve service).","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}