time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1299.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fa73506368726fab7c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa72e86368724712e30000#post_53fa72e86368724712e30000\r\nWrong thread?\r\n\r\n...*Throws the Eye slugger*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fa735e6368722e00640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa72a4636872534be00100#post_53fa72a4636872534be00100\r\nNever.\r\n\r\nBesides, I don't really want to Rosie. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa737f6368722abccb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa72e86368724712e30000#post_53fa72e86368724712e30000\r\nHas anyone of the opposite gender ever hit on you? Just curious.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fa73f36368726057de0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa737f6368722abccb0100#post_53fa737f6368722abccb0100\r\nA few times. They get a bit embarrassed when I tell them that I bat for their team.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa74006368727552360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa735e6368722e00640100#post_53fa735e6368722e00640100\r\n\r\nKids these days don't appreciate stuff I tell you","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa74976368723d4e770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa74006368727552360000#post_53fa74006368727552360000\r\nNo you get me wrong, It's hard to explain. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa74f76368720970770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/10194e1e24e4c5633b0126bbafaede1d/tumblr_naqzbyuFSz1qdlh1io1_400.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fa75006368727eafde0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa74976368723d4e770000#post_53fa74976368723d4e770000\r\n\r\nNo privacy?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa753463687243c1010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa74f76368720970770100#post_53fa74f76368720970770100\r\nOwned.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa7535636872510fe50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa75006368727eafde0100#post_53fa75006368727eafde0100\r\nNo, more of the line that I'm.....\r\n\r\nBored.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa758a6368724712560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa74f76368720970770100#post_53fa74f76368720970770100\r\n\r\nThat deserved an RKO\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7535636872510fe50000#post_53fa7535636872510fe50000\r\n\r\nBoredom claims another victim. Damn you Sunday!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa75db63687224518f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa72e86368724712e30000#post_53fa72e86368724712e30000\r\nOne Dong to rule them all, One Dong to find them,\r\nOne Dong to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53fa75ec63687208f0a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa758a6368724712560100#post_53fa758a6368724712560100\r\nThis is so embarrassing. \r\n\r\n!http://bucket.treypiepmeier.com/finn_blushing.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa761d63687208f0b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa753463687243c1010000#post_53fa753463687243c1010000\r\nThe dude sounds adorable! Did you drive em home?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa76586368721d2c590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa75db63687224518f0100#post_53fa75db63687224518f0100\r\nWell apparently now I love corrupting the ones who are pure.\r\nSo it's shockingly appropriate.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa76876368727ece8c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa761d63687208f0b40100#post_53fa761d63687208f0b40100\r\nHe stayed over last night and I drove him home this morning.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa76a06368724327c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa75ec63687208f0a40100#post_53fa75ec63687208f0a40100\r\n\r\nNo need to.\r\n\r\nHere.\r\n\r\nJust clic on the image. You'll feel better after seeing the snail\r\n\r\n!http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/150/i/2012/194/8/6/adventure_time_waving_snail_by_ssjcybersonic-d57391x.png!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa76a8636872519f390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa76876368727ece8c0100#post_53fa76876368727ece8c0100\r\nAwwwwwwwwww~!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa77056368727d7a030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa76a06368724327c10100#post_53fa76a06368724327c10100\r\nBut it doesn't go anywhere. Waaah! DX","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa773f63687203bad40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa76a8636872519f390100#post_53fa76a8636872519f390100\r\nI hope he calls back.\r\n[spoiler]It was some of the best sex I've ever had.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa77a76368723830860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa77056368727d7a030000#post_53fa77056368727d7a030000\r\n\r\nBazinga","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa78c363687256f2430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa773f63687203bad40000#post_53fa773f63687203bad40000\r\nYa'll two can hang out and shit, it'll be so cute!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa77a76368723830860100#post_53fa77a76368723830860100\r\nWait a minute.\r\n\r\n~Snail~\r\n\r\n~None clickable~\r\n\r\nYOU SAYING I CANT GET IT UP ARE YOU!\r\n\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/f571dd5b9f9596d98a8fad9e8faf896d/tumblr_n48twuOOyj1s4qvrdo1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa79216368727b00a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa78c363687256f2430000#post_53fa78c363687256f2430000\r\n\r\nWoobooboobooboobooboobooboo","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa792563687209b2300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i really wanna watch Sharknado 2","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fa793763687256c3b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"remember today is game night cause i say so.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}