time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1310.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fbcad8636872759abf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcaaa636872756ef10000#post_53fbcaaa636872756ef10000\r\nThat's fine.\r\nThanks.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fbcb006368722f9b890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well today was the first day of the school year.\r\nAnd I didn't have to go to work.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbcba16368724699840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcb006368722f9b890000#post_53fbcb006368722f9b890000\r\nSeriously?\r\n\r\nAre you sick or something? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbcbb6636872751b1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcad8636872759abf0000#post_53fbcad8636872759abf0000\r\nNo problem mate! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbcbe26368722ecbaa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcba16368724699840000#post_53fbcba16368724699840000\r\nNo. Teachers usually don't miss the very first day of a new school year. But I bet that I will have to sub at least twice this week.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbcbf663687227bdc70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcbe26368722ecbaa0000#post_53fbcbe26368722ecbaa0000\r\ndat sucks balls","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"53fbcc0f63687275f63b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"We Love Russia 2014 - Russian Fail Compilation #2\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3p-WZSHFU4&list=UUZQxEoRjVRXysRZ0vFPrlfw","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fbcc5a6368720c7e0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcbe26368722ecbaa0000#post_53fbcbe26368722ecbaa0000\r\nAre you alright?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fbcc8c63687275061f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcc5a6368720c7e0d0000#post_53fbcc5a6368720c7e0d0000\r\nYeah. I'm fine. Just insanely bored.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbcd0b63687264537b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcbe26368722ecbaa0000#post_53fbcbe26368722ecbaa0000\r\nYou're a substitute. You are clearly as man of some patience.\r\n\r\nI dont think I could do it","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53fbcd106368720c7e300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good news is, I got to pre-order Smash Bros. and I got a new pair of suspenders.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbcd126368723667d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcbe26368722ecbaa0000#post_53fbcbe26368722ecbaa0000\r\nOh man that stinks.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbcd4463687222ca100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcd0b63687264537b0000#post_53fbcd0b63687264537b0000\r\nYou'd be shocked at how many teachers just don't want to come in. Especially in the Elementary section.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbcd986368720b17420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"today i got my exgirlfriend to listen to deaf grapes and she loved it.\r\n\r\nmost of my normal friends hate them\r\n\r\n\"well for starters we arent normal\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbcdba636872262b170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcd4463687222ca100000#post_53fbcd4463687222ca100000\r\nTruthfully, if the Navy doesn't pan out I may get a certification to teach English overseas.\r\n\r\nOr I could get a job in the oil fields.\r\n\r\nWhy not. ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53fbce9863687201dba30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcd4463687222ca100000#post_53fbcd4463687222ca100000\r\nYou wear suspenders? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbcea56368727548f40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i'm trying to get past the first room in the new dark souls 2 dlc\r\ni don't know what to do","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbcecc6368724a44370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcea56368727548f40100#post_53fbcea56368727548f40100\r\n\r\nKeep pushing foward. This is the scenario where \"Just die. You'll get better\" is a genuine advice","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbcef7636872751bd80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbce9863687201dba30000#post_53fbce9863687201dba30000\r\nYeah. Schools in my area require formal dress.\r\nPlus they look really good on me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbcf186368725ec70a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcea56368727548f40100#post_53fbcea56368727548f40100\r\nWell hello my love.\r\nHow was your day?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbcf52636872751bf20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcef7636872751bd80100#post_53fbcef7636872751bd80100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbce9863687201dba30000#post_53fbce9863687201dba30000\r\nYeah. Schools in my area require formal dress.\r\nPlus they look really good on me.[/bq]\r\n\r\nI suddenly have this headcanon where Squiggy opens a door, and doves fly into the building. The fact I see him with the face of Jason Statham doesn't help","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbcfa16368720cddca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcef7636872751bd80100#post_53fbcef7636872751bd80100\r\nI think most schools in my area do that too?\r\n\r\nWell uniforms anyway, also I have some pair of Suspenders myself actually! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbcfb0636872262b8f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcf52636872751bf20100#post_53fbcf52636872751bf20100\r\nI'm more Mike Haggar than Jason Statham.\r\nBitchin' mustache included.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbcfc86368720cddd10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"we both headbanged to \"hacker\".\r\n\r\nnobody seems to like hacker, it seems a rather underrated track.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbcfdf63687234ad9b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcf52636872751bf20100#post_53fbcf52636872751bf20100\r\nSquiggy is Nicolas Cage. \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}