time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1330.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fd6e3e6368723488410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My lack of depth perception.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53fd6e7a6368721b2bf70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6e3e6368723488410000#post_53fd6e3e6368723488410000\r\nHast thou entertained the possibility of corrective lenses?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd6f8c63687228e6040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6e7a6368721b2bf70100#post_53fd6e7a6368721b2bf70100\r\nI can see fine otherwise. It can't be corrected, the nerve's dead.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53fd6ff26368727665660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6f8c63687228e6040100#post_53fd6f8c63687228e6040100\r\nAaahhh. Such are the trappings of destiny I guess.\r\nFates ye be cruel mistresses.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd7019636872421e1e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/3eec14a2debe11568d38e465ae3d617c/tumblr_morda6PAtM1rz1ki7o1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd70336368720fce060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd7019636872421e1e0200#post_53fd7019636872421e1e0200\r\nSmoke weed kids.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fd70376368722a2fd80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd7019636872421e1e0200#post_53fd7019636872421e1e0200\r\nwhat the fuck is that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd70646368725753fd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd7019636872421e1e0200#post_53fd7019636872421e1e0200\r\nI am REALLY holding back a joke about \"Freshly baked cookies\" right now...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd708563687271eefa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6ff26368727665660100#post_53fd6ff26368727665660100\r\nIn the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king. Unfortunately, I'm not in the land of the blind.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53fd70ad6368725ea7d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd708563687271eefa0100#post_53fd708563687271eefa0100\r\nin the land of the blind\r\nhow do they know he has one eye?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd70ba636872610bbf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd70376368722a2fd80100#post_53fd70376368722a2fd80100\r\n\r\nkush, ganja, cannabis, mary jane, hemp, herb.\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/a32d8669263e4af48d50dacfc5885c06/tumblr_nax3txJNnU1sw6dc9o1_500.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd70fd63687206a0930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd70ba636872610bbf0000#post_53fd70ba636872610bbf0000\r\nChronic, green meanie, funny tobacco, grass","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd7136636872596f330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i've never smoked","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd717a6368722bbb070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd70ba636872610bbf0000#post_53fd70ba636872610bbf0000\r\nShut up, mike","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fd717e6368720fce350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd7136636872596f330100#post_53fd7136636872596f330100\r\nGood boy.\r\nI can't have my favorite pet killing his brain cells. That would just be tragic.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd718a6368726939c40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.celebstoner.com/assets/images/pages/2013/csnews4/SnoopDogg_bag.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd717e6368720fce350000#post_53fd717e6368720fce350000\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd7136636872596f330100#post_53fd7136636872596f330100\r\n\r\npfff, bunch of weak ass bitches.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd71a36368722b4b1d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd70ad6368725ea7d60100#post_53fd70ad6368725ea7d60100\r\nLet them ask you how many fingers they're holding up.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53fd71fd6368723914000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd717e6368720fce350000#post_53fd717e6368720fce350000\r\ni'm just so clean\r\n[spoiler]too clean\r\ni need to be dirtied\r\ni need someone to dirty me[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd729e63687206a0030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd71fd6368723914000000#post_53fd71fd6368723914000000\r\nAlas my love. I cannot. For we trapped. I wish for nothing more than to whisk you away into the night and ravish you. To steal your innocence would be the height of ecstasy. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd72a86368723488090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Canadian Junk Food: Available Only In Canada, A Pity, Eh?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAGWPypHH_c","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fd72f663687246491d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/cb1b676b665147b500ffe36d653c942d/tumblr_naxsvltWyc1t1ig6no4_400.gif!\r\n\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/5a71013abaef13940e16129fe5ba773b/tumblr_naxsvltWyc1t1ig6no10_400.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd734e6368722ba0400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd729e63687206a0030100#post_53fd729e63687206a0030100\r\nthat was beautiful\r\ngod damn our lack of cheap, easy, long distance transport\r\n\r\n\r\ndid you know that members of the Westboro Baptist Church are not allowed to enter Canada?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd73996368724d4c700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd734e6368722ba0400100#post_53fd734e6368722ba0400100\r\nAre you sure Canada isn't actually The Garden of Eden?\r\nBecause it REALLY sounds like Paradise at times.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd7421636872610b5f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/ef7475b3055ee6db713455baa35bc7fd/tumblr_mt3d8sUfQf1rqebj2o1_400.gif!\r\n\r\nIf you got big guns trow 'em up\r\nBreak that ho, split that dutch\r\nStick 'em up, bitch, stick 'em up\r\nWe don't give a fuck","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd74476368722ba0760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd73996368724d4c700100#post_53fd73996368724d4c700100\r\nwell i mean\r\n*I* am there after all","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}