time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1353.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ffc4a0636872375c5d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Most of myy law breaking activites where petty as fuck and nobody even knew.\r\n\r\nBack when i actually left the house.\r\n\r\nMaybe the edgiest thing i have done is sneak alcohol.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ffc520636872372e790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc46c6368722ca6740200#post_53ffc46c6368722ca6740200\r\nFunny story; someone in my high school accidentally sent him and his friends to the hospital cause he made weed brownies.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ffc56b63687235e3e80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc520636872372e790100#post_53ffc520636872372e790100\r\nWeed brownies don't work as well as people think they do.\r\nInhalation is the key. NOT ingestion.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ffc6016368724b9f960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I once saw some people having sex in the backyard of one of the nextdoor houses in my neighborhood. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53ffc68b6368726779930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This record is pretty rad, no wonder GMA likes it.\r\n\r\nNeeds more synthetizers and trap beats...","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ffc86e6368721dd5b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my grandparents, because they're old and retired, decided to buy me a couple bars of goat milk soap. \r\nSoap made out of goat milk....\r\nAnd the weirdest part is, IT WORKS. My skin feels softer and more sensitive.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ffc8996368720fff8c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The even funnier part was when I told my family about it my step Dad got his flashlight went outside on our backyard balcony and shined a flashlight on them and asked \"What the hell are you doing\" and the guy literally said \"_*I'm just trying to get some head man!*_\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53ffc8ac6368721e0c720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc86e6368721dd5b40100#post_53ffc86e6368721dd5b40100\r\n\r\nYou're like Cleopatra, except with more manly hair","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53ffc8ba6368724a00320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc86e6368721dd5b40100#post_53ffc86e6368721dd5b40100\r\nWoah! COOL! \r\n\r\nI actually want to try that!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53ffc8cc63687275fdf50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc8996368720fff8c0100#post_53ffc8996368720fff8c0100\r\nThe lengths a guy will go for a blowjob...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ffc8f6636872594f050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc8ac6368721e0c720100#post_53ffc8ac6368721e0c720100\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc86e6368721dd5b40100#post_53ffc86e6368721dd5b40100\r\n\r\nYou're like Cleopatra, except with more manly hair[/bq]\r\nAnd I don't have chlamydia.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ffc92a6368721d110e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc8cc63687275fdf50000#post_53ffc8cc63687275fdf50000\r\nTell me about it. \r\n\r\nIt was the funniest (And saddest) shit I've ever seen. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53ffc9686368725707390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc8f6636872594f050000#post_53ffc8f6636872594f050000\r\n\r\nThat means you're responsable","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53ffc99e6368721d11340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc9686368725707390000#post_53ffc9686368725707390000\r\nAgain.\r\nLiking casual sex doesn't mean you shouldn't be safe.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ffc9a06368722c3a960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i mean unless it's a place meant for a public show\r\ndo your business in private people","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ffc9a2636872784b3e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc9686368725707390000#post_53ffc9686368725707390000\r\nSquiggy is the only Prince we need. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53ffc9f3636872594f460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc9a06368722c3a960000#post_53ffc9a06368722c3a960000\r\nExactly! it was at night when it happened to and I was scared cuz I thought some criminal was trying to break in while I was outside. \r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53ffc9fb6368724b9f940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc9a2636872784b3e0100#post_53ffc9a2636872784b3e0100\r\n\r\nDoes that makes marc the Magnus of the thread?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc99e6368721d11340200#post_53ffc99e6368721d11340200\r\n\r\nTrue that.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53ffca106368721e22d40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc9a2636872784b3e0100#post_53ffc9a2636872784b3e0100\r\ni would certainly go on my knees for him\r\n[spoiler]ifyouknowwhatimean[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ffca4b636872594f720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc9a2636872784b3e0100#post_53ffc9a2636872784b3e0100\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc9686368725707390000#post_53ffc9686368725707390000\r\nSquiggy is the only Prince we need. [/bq]\r\nAnd you all are my loyal subjects. Those of age are permitted to be in my personal harem.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ffca62636872504fa90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc9fb6368724b9f940100#post_53ffc9fb6368724b9f940100\r\nwhat does that mean?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ffca646368725135800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffca106368721e22d40100#post_53ffca106368721e22d40100\r\nI'd be behind him every step of the way.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]ifyouknowwhatimean[/spoiler] \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffc9fb6368724b9f940100#post_53ffc9fb6368724b9f940100\r\nI suppose so, then what are we?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53ffca91636872487dea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffca4b636872594f720000#post_53ffca4b636872594f720000\r\nwell I'm probably not quite there yet. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53ffcb156368721daf0e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffca62636872504fa90000#post_53ffca62636872504fa90000\r\n\r\nIf Squiggy is the Prince, you would be his consort\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffca646368725135800000#post_53ffca646368725135800000\r\n\r\nNo idea. I'm Ra... Or at least the hieroglyph","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53ffcb7163687259c69d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ffcb156368721daf0e0200#post_53ffcb156368721daf0e0200\r\nI'm the Black guy! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}