time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1362.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5400d0fa6368721a51bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d0b863687237387e0000#post_5400d0b863687237387e0000\r\nBritishland","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5400d1226368720bf6da0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d0b563687275bf2f0000#post_5400d0b563687275bf2f0000\r\nNah man I bet they beat up Big foot and ate his feet. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400d1296368720ac5340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d0b563687275bf2f0000#post_5400d0b563687275bf2f0000\r\nHe's a vegetarian.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d0b863687237387e0000#post_5400d0b863687237387e0000\r\nUsed to. Quit.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400d1476368720d4c130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400ce7163687213c98d0000#post_5400ce7163687213c98d0000\r\n[bq=\"Shadow_the_Hedgehog\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400ce416368724d6e9d0100#post_5400ce416368724d6e9d0100\r\nHumans are perverts.[/bq]\r\nI was going to make a long explanation telling why this is true, but to make a short; yes humans are massive perverts.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5400d15a6368720ac5430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Search inside my purse to buy something worthless.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5400d1ea63687256dfcb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d15a6368720ac5430000#post_5400d15a6368720ac5430000\r\n!tremendavida.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mugging.jpg!\r\n\r\nHand over all of your not money","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5400d23b6368722d6f190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d1ea63687256dfcb0000#post_5400d1ea63687256dfcb0000\r\n\r\n\"and the neck gold froze like he held it at gunpoint\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5400d2f06368727752c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d23b6368722d6f190000#post_5400d23b6368722d6f190000\r\nDat avatar","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5400d3296368723738420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400cf29636872672e340100#post_5400cf29636872672e340100\r\nThat's Sith Lords, you schmuck.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5400d33a6368727752d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d1ea63687256dfcb0000#post_5400d1ea63687256dfcb0000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d15a6368720ac5430000#post_5400d15a6368720ac5430000\r\n!tremendavida.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mugging.jpg!\r\n\r\nHand over all of your not money[/bq]\r\nNo; YOU hand over all your oil\r\n!http://www.hk94.com/images/mk19-iraq.jpg!\r\nOffensive joke quota for the day filled.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5400d4c26368720ac5d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400cf29636872672e340100#post_5400cf29636872672e340100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]'SUP SHITLORDS!?[/bq]\r\n\r\nwait a minute partner you cant talk to me like that, dem figthing words","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5400d4f76368726dd73e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just got banned from Miiverse for telling a ten year old girl that there was no way she was in college.\r\n\r\nWhat a day.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400d51e63687206aa060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d4c26368720ac5d00000#post_5400d4c26368720ac5d00000\r\nPlease. I've been hurt worse by better.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400d54f6368727524080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d51e63687206aa060000#post_5400d51e63687206aa060000\r\n\r\ni dare ya step over this line\r\n\r\n---------------------------------------","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5400d5526368721a51b70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d4f76368726dd73e0000#post_5400d4f76368726dd73e0000\r\n\r\n...\r\n...\r\n...\r\n\r\nI'm sorry, what?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5400d5b66368726dd7730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d4f76368726dd73e0000#post_5400d4f76368726dd73e0000\r\n...I really want to know how that conversation started.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5400d5f163687277233c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d4f76368726dd73e0000#post_5400d4f76368726dd73e0000\r\nWhat do you know, she could be a child genius [spoiler]you ageist fuck[/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5400d65a63687229ba4b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://popstache-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/Pusha-T-My-Name-Is-My-Name-album-cover.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5400d67063687273f4970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d4f76368726dd73e0000#post_5400d4f76368726dd73e0000\r\nWow. That's the weirdest thing I've heard all day.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400d67c636872043d610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d54f6368727524080100#post_5400d54f6368727524080100\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d51e63687206aa060000#post_5400d51e63687206aa060000\r\n\r\ni dare ya step over this line\r\n\r\n---------------------------------------[/bq]\r\nWhose line is it anyway?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5400d6c26368721ee70f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d67c636872043d610000#post_5400d67c636872043d610000\r\n\r\nLines from a hat edition","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5400d6e063687227612f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/6738f1d6e884ffd71ecfea5ab7b279ab/tumblr_mjxfw4fIcG1s3x75mo1_500.jpg!\r\n\r\nfrank ocean GOAT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5400d6ed6368725bbea70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d5526368721a51b70100#post_5400d5526368721a51b70100\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d5b66368726dd7730000#post_5400d5b66368726dd7730000\r\n\r\nI was in the Tomodachi Life community and posted a picture of my gay couple and their child. Didn't mention anything about them being gay, just noted how apathetic their baby looked. I get a comment that says \"I'm in college and I know that this is wrong\". Now already I know this kid can't be in college; college students don't start off sentences with \"I'm in college\" on the internet because it's stupid. So I ask her what's wrong with same sex couples, and while waiting for her response I check the kid's profile. Swear to god, it looks something like this:\r\n\r\n\"My name is Catherine and I'm ten years old, going into 5th grade!! Give me a free hug!!\" \r\n\r\nHer posts are about her going to college, moving to Hawaii \"for the rest of her life!!\", and her boyfriend. \r\n\r\nShe later responds with \"when you're older you'll understand\". So I told her what I read on her profile, told her she wasn't in college and said that I hope that SHE would understand when she was \"older\".\r\n\r\nLittle brat reported me for bullying, and when I protested I was handed a ban. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400d70f63687256dfcc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d6e063687227612f0000#post_5400d6e063687227612f0000\r\nI like this guy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400d72263687272d1c10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400d6c26368721ee70f0100#post_5400d6c26368721ee70f0100\r\nThen who is on first?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}