time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1373.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5400ff736368723679980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400feee6368724913420000#post_5400feee6368724913420000\r\nAnd just like that, I'm half-mast.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400ffde6368725890700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400ff736368723679980000#post_5400ff736368723679980000\r\nWe'll raise that bridge even higher for ya mate. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400ffe56368726308310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400ff736368723679980000#post_5400ff736368723679980000\r\nteehee\r\n[spoiler]just give a minute\r\ni'll get you right to full sail[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400ffe66368725aa5840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400fe0763687214f0170100#post_5400fe0763687214f0170100\r\n...Is this what true power feels like?\r\n\r\n!https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5009/5375964464_ee4b7c0147_z.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5401002d63687263db320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400ffe66368725aa5840100#post_5400ffe66368725aa5840100\r\nFirmly grasp the long rod of power my friend, firmly grasp it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5401006f6368725aa58f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400ffe56368726308310100#post_5400ffe56368726308310100\r\n[spoiler]We'll get him to the land of the _rising_ sun in no time[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540100b863687262f9700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401002d63687263db320000#post_5401002d63687263db320000\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130101133356/ultra/images/9/98/Rise_I.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"540100be63687214f07b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish Tomodachi Life gave you the option to send travelers to your friends' islands. It can take ages until I Streetpass someone with the game, and besides, what is the point of the island address otherwise? I wonder if it's something they can implement in a game update; I cannot fathom why else there are distinct island addresses for any other reason.\r\n\r\nEDIT: I don't know how, but I mistook this for the video game thread.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"540100cc63687279b02e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I tried.\r\n!http://s28.postimg.org/ehzz4g2m4/Sqg.jpg!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"540100ff6368725890990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540100cc63687279b02e0100#post_540100cc63687279b02e0100\r\n\r\nThis is wonderful.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5401010d63687263a87f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540100cc63687279b02e0100#post_540100cc63687279b02e0100\r\nHaha!\r\nPerfect!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540101346368725f26850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540100cc63687279b02e0100#post_540100cc63687279b02e0100\r\nWell I certainly know what I'm going to be doing in this thread today.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540100b863687262f9700000#post_540100b863687262f9700000\r\nDUWA MOTHERFUCKA!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540101566368725876bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401010d63687263a87f0000#post_5401010d63687263a87f0000\r\nPat: \"You know what I mean?\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540101ac6368720f21540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540100be63687214f07b0100#post_540100be63687214f07b0100\r\nI do that crap all the time. I don't know what's worse, mistaking one thread for another or replying to a post on the first page of a thread thinking it was the last. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"540101cd6368724b51db0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hmmm\r\ncan't decide whether to play dark souls or mario kart\r\n[spoiler]or to get a soft, flexible dildo and attempt to lose my gag reflex and learn to deepthroat[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540101d76368724e6f8f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540101566368725876bd0000#post_540101566368725876bd0000\r\n[spoiler]Drop. Your. FUCKING. Shield.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540101f263687260cda70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540101cd6368724b51db0000#post_540101cd6368724b51db0000\r\nYou know what you must do.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5401020863687260ac820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540101ac6368720f21540000#post_540101ac6368720f21540000\r\nI think I've done that once or twice.\r\n\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iswpKZj9MzU/TbExEH4HBFI/AAAAAAAABQI/y9_rL5MRlMs/s1600/zoffy.jpg!\r\nI wonder if Zoffy could beat Big G. (He *is* the superior of the Other 8 Ultra brothers )","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5401022e6368727a219a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540101cd6368724b51db0000#post_540101cd6368724b51db0000\r\n[spoiler] dark souls, getting fucked in the mouth, what's the difference?[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5401023c63687262b9b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540101ac6368720f21540000#post_540101ac6368720f21540000\r\n\r\nI can't say I do it often, but this certainly isn't the first time I'm messed up.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5401023d6368720f21890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540101d76368724e6f8f0100#post_540101d76368724e6f8f0100\r\n[spoiler]Ya big baby![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540101cd6368724b51db0000#post_540101cd6368724b51db0000\r\nWHY NOT ALL THREE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5401028263687263dbd10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540101f263687260cda70000#post_540101f263687260cda70000\r\nyes\r\n[spoiler]just not today\r\nbut i will get one and i will practice\r\ngod just thinking about it gets me hard\r\na big plug in my ass, deepthroating a dildo and jerking it hard\r\n*cough* ahem[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540102a063687240ce550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540101cd6368724b51db0000#post_540101cd6368724b51db0000\r\n\"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/813/632/4c5.gif!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpMXs58L5x4&list=LL7eAFmzDc6mxcI8ELWNo3PQ&index=1","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"540102cb636872301a410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401028263687263dbd10000#post_5401028263687263dbd10000\r\n[spoiler]!25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2elvysk4L1qzpfe6o2_500.gif![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540102e563687240ce700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540102cb636872301a410100#post_540102cb636872301a410100\r\ngood","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}