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{"topics":[{"id":"5402538f6368722bc4590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler] holy crap my legs are so freaking smooth why didn't anyone tell me that underneath my wookie legs there were pillars of silk and butter oh my god[/spoiler][/TMI]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5402547a6368725ed2310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402538f6368722bc4590000#post_5402538f6368722bc4590000\r\nThighs of gold, son.\r\n\r\nThighs of gold! \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5402554e6368722948c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540244db6368723e45420100#post_540244db6368723e45420100\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]It belongs in you laugh you lose, but I couldn't help but share it here.\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/820/848/dbf.png![/bq]\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/8/30/711417__safe_animated_equestria+girls_cute_sunset+shimmer_adorable_rainbow+rocks_spoiler-colon-rainbow+rocks_clapping_shimmerbetes.gif!\r\nLadies and Gentlemen we have a winner! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5402555f6368723b52990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402547a6368725ed2310100#post_5402547a6368725ed2310100\r\nMore like thighs of frozen yogurt ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5402564e6368723e050b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402555f6368723b52990000#post_5402555f6368723b52990000\r\nEven better!\r\n\r\nThis reminds me, I need to get back to my morning exercises.\r\n\r\nMy lazy self has been putting them off for some days. you could argue I could do them in the afternoon.\r\n\r\nBut this Florida heat man! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5402571c6368727fe03f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402564e6368723e050b0200#post_5402564e6368723e050b0200\r\nI need to get back in the groove too. I've barely been able to get up though since I overdid it with my legs. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"540257466368727fe0480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402564e6368723e050b0200#post_5402564e6368723e050b0200\r\nFLORIDA HEAT MAN\r\n\r\n\r\nSo what it's not like Arizona this time of the year.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"540257586368727df7820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402538f6368722bc4590000#post_5402538f6368722bc4590000\r\nnice","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54025a17636872626a0d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402571c6368727fe03f0000#post_5402571c6368727fe03f0000\r\nHave you thought about putting ice on them? Maybe that could help.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540257466368727fe0480000#post_540257466368727fe0480000\r\nI cant walk barefoot out my house without burning off my feet on the concrete. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54025a8a6368723b52cc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54025a17636872626a0d0100#post_54025a17636872626a0d0100\r\nI've been told to do so. I'm just lazy. Crazy lazy. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54025bf26368722e01390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"my brother won the disabled sports competition in his school, and he is going to LA","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54025f146368727f8e170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ok so i started watching the touhou anime and so far im not understanding anything","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5402612c6368723000150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54025f146368727f8e170100#post_54025f146368727f8e170100\r\nIt's cryptic. But I enjoy the characters.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5402654b6368725da8fc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54025f146368727f8e170100#post_54025f146368727f8e170100\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]ok so i started watching the touhou anime and so far im not understanding anything[/bq]\r\nThe first five minutes are fan wankery to show off \"hey all your favorite characters are here\"; you can ignore the intro all together. All you really need to know is the witch and the girl in red go around making sure the town and local area are safe on a regular basis and are a bunch of hotheads that get in fights often with people even when there's no real reason to.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"540268e2636872407b5b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54021132636872552c540000#post_54021132636872552c540000\r\nDid it!\r\n!http://share.gifyoutube.com/YbXPlP.gif!","author":"53a3933f636872551b870000"},{"id":"540269c66368724b53a80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/16/164924/2381419-ultr_glxy_neo_zttn.png!\r\n@ZET-TON@","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54026a436368724b53cc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im halfway trought the first episode, had to take a break.\r\n\r\nthe animation is beautiful and the characters have a lot of personality.\r\n\r\nyeah i can see why someone would like them. (specially the oni)\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/820/760/b11.png!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/820/764/740.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54026b346368720e249a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54026a436368724b53cc0100#post_54026a436368724b53cc0100\r\nThe Oni is popular all right, no doubt about that.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54026bf26368725726850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just found out there is a website solely dedicated to telling you if gucci mane is in jail or not","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54026ca56368723b492b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54026b346368720e249a0100#post_54026b346368720e249a0100\r\nThey're all massively popular.\r\n\r\nOn gelbooru there's 555k images towards touhou. So yeah; lots and lots of po. . err popularity.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54026f666368725b98610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54026ca56368723b492b0100#post_54026ca56368723b492b0100\r\nWhile Yuugi is _very_ hot and all, I've always seen this one as the hottest.\r\n*NSFW*\r\n[spoiler]!http://simg2.gelbooru.com//samples/1528/sample_93a18fdc59531aec00cd07623a70b3e9.jpeg?1739476![/spoiler]\r\nI blame that doujin I mentioned a while back.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54026fef6368720ce31d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54026f666368725b98610100#post_54026f666368725b98610100\r\nThat's Yukari; she's hot. Touhou has a lot of hot characters.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"540270426368720f9c540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"10 Life Lessons From Confucius We Should All Follow\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzPp_Fh1nA","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"540270656368726da1690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54026fef6368720ce31d0000#post_54026fef6368720ce31d0000\r\nReally? I hadn't noticed.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"540270b76368725793320100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54026fef6368720ce31d0000#post_54026fef6368720ce31d0000\r\nReimu, Tenshi, Alice, Marisa, Sanae, and Toyosatomimi. All cute and hot.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}