time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1409.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5404ff756368720bb2040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404ff30636872253f050200#post_5404ff30636872253f050200\r\nI DID wash the sheets I'll have you know.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404ff2d636872057ca20000#post_5404ff2d636872057ca20000\r\nMy sister's kind of a jackass sometimes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5404ffd56368725e4cb60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5404ff756368720bb2040000#post_5404ff756368720bb2040000\r\n\r\nYou're a better person than me then","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"540500a56368720c44560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"the rebels wounded el presidente :-;","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540501986368720b78780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Aaaaaaaand I just got a text from my big sister saying \"That's my boy.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5405020163687230cf2f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540501986368720b78780000#post_540501986368720b78780000\r\nShould I laugh? Because I'm going to anyways.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"540502366368722e0a5a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i'm glad i'm the only kid left in the house now","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5405028b63687238f7520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5405020163687230cf2f0100#post_5405020163687230cf2f0100\r\nMy Big sister's a cool gal.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5405029b636872391a730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Slight off-topic (apologies) ramble but I've just noticed that with this avatar, it's like anything I say is said with _complete sincerity._\r\n\r\n...\r\n...\r\n...\r\n[spoiler]*CUNT FLAPS*[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"540502bf6368720c6ee60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"we won another battle against the rebels","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540502d46368720427750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540501986368720b78780000#post_540501986368720b78780000\r\nHA!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540503136368723afe670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My family is full of weirdos.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5405031563687238f7660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5405029b636872391a730000#post_5405029b636872391a730000\r\nWhere as with my avatar it is impossible to take anything I say seriously! \r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Both my grandmothers are dead. My maternal one died while I was in Afghanistan and I was denied leave to go to her funeral.[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5405033863687203a4d50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540503136368723afe670000#post_540503136368723afe670000\r\nBe grateful for that. Normal people are fucking freaks.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5405033963687203a4d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540503136368723afe670000#post_540503136368723afe670000\r\n\r\nPfffffff","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5405033a6368720c10cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540503136368723afe670000#post_540503136368723afe670000\r\nYou and me both pal, you and me both. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540503756368723cdfae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i don't really pay attention to peoples avatars during the conversations\r\n\r\nmy family\r\nis actually fairly tame\r\ncan't say much weird about them","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540503936368723cdfbd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540503136368723afe670000#post_540503136368723afe670000\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5405033863687203a4d50100#post_5405033863687203a4d50100\r\n\r\nI don't think there is such a thing as a 'normal' person.\r\nIf we were all normal, we'd be fucking boring.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"540503b66368722e7bc20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5405031563687238f7660000#post_5405031563687238f7660000\r\n\r\n[spoiler]nobody ever pays attention me, nobody celebrates my succes but always rub my wrongs in my face, i hate everybody and everybody hates me and make my life difficuly[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540503d5636872023d0d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540503936368723cdfbd0000#post_540503936368723cdfbd0000\r\nexactly\r\nit's why i stopped questioning the weird parts of my mind\r\ni take pride in being a weirdo","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540504096368725440570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540503936368723cdfbd0000#post_540503936368723cdfbd0000\r\nOh they do exist. They watch crime dramas and build model trains. They wear button down shirts everywhere, read the sports section and laugh at J. Leno.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5405043963687254406e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh god. Now she's asking me how it was.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54050454636872391acf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Taro!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5405047e63687203a41a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5405043963687254406e0100#post_5405043963687254406e0100\r\noh yeah\r\nhow was it?\r\n\r\n\r\nalso posted my previous pics on the selfie thread\r\nso we know where they are","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5405048863687238f7c10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5405043963687254406e0100#post_5405043963687254406e0100\r\nOh Christ! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540504906368723a8cf60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5405043963687254406e0100#post_5405043963687254406e0100\r\nDude, you're sister sounds awesome.\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540503b66368722e7bc20000#post_540503b66368722e7bc20000\r\nI have no idea how to respond to that. Honesty has that effect on people.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}