time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1602.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5419239b63687212a0d50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I know I shouldn't laugh, but this cop almost earned a darwin award:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/831/601/799.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"541923d96368726aa4010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yeah sleeping now\r\nnight friends\r\n*hug*\r\n\r\nnight love\r\n*kiss*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541924b9636872270dde0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"G'night, Marc.\r\n\r\nAnd uc, that story is just WOW... XD","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541925f963687242bc5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"guess ill go to sleep cause why not.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541926576368720658160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Video gamers swarming opponents with SWAT teams using fake active shooter emergencies in revenge prank trend\":http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2755972/Gamers-use-police-hoax-lash-opponents.html\r\nNot sure if it's funny, or bothersome and wasteful of public resource. Potentially hazardous too.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"541928036368726fafa40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541926576368720658160100#post_541926576368720658160100\r\nIt's called SWATTING; it's funny to me in that the dumbasses who pulled this prank go to prison for 15 years and for the rest of their lives they have to put on their resumes that they're convicted terrorists.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"541929da6368726aa4330200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"a sp synthetizer sampler in use\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaKUi_NKn6I\r\n\r\nman, people back in the time had little to work on.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541929f663687204b2de0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541928036368726fafa40000#post_541928036368726fafa40000\r\nWhich is pretty damn pitiful to do really. But at least those idiots get theirs.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"54193242636872152c0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/831/638/02e.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/831/630/b9a.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54194ae66368725be5490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/simmonsemmys4.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5419bbfd6368722204240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541926576368720658160100#post_541926576368720658160100\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541928036368726fafa40000#post_541928036368726fafa40000\r\n\r\nIt's kinda funny. But the fact that it's a massive waste of money for a stupid prank makes it much less so.\r\n\r\n*This message brought to you by Doctor Buzzkill. Telling people to stop having fun since the dawn of time*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5419c079636872048dbe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Will mankind ever see the face of mercy?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419bbfd6368722204240100#post_5419bbfd6368722204240100\r\n\r\nSo you're the guy behind DOTA2","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5419c0d263687224e7d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419c079636872048dbe0000#post_5419c079636872048dbe0000\r\n\r\n!http://www.englishforthewin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/i-dont-get-the-joke.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5419c17063687253638f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Ultra seven apparently had a Dub\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XloNDG6Hhp4 (I don't think it was very popular, Or very good)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5419c1a963687276f4800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419c0d263687224e7d30000#post_5419c0d263687224e7d30000\r\n\r\nWould Magic the gathering work better?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5419c2576368721e77d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419c1a963687276f4800000#post_5419c1a963687276f4800000\r\nThe joke is still floating up there. Just out of reach.\r\n\r\n>Is not on the up and up of nerd culture\r\n\r\n!http://media0.giphy.com/media/MXdXDchohMfJe/200_s.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5419c2bd6368725347b90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419c2576368721e77d30000#post_5419c2576368721e77d30000\r\n\r\nHand over your nerd credentials, and you're gun","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5419c2e8636872331b300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"What the fuck is up with the dubbing on this?\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW994uDVneU&list=UUY_h1wWImwwh9Fe5ck9dBRg","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5419c2f0636872726f380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"No joke goes over my head\r\nI would catch it with my superior reflexes","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5419c33063687225785d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419c2f0636872726f380100#post_5419c2f0636872726f380100\r\n\r\nIf you weren't Squiggy's","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5419c3f963687242913f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419c33063687225785d0000#post_5419c33063687225785d0000\r\nNot sure if into me or trying to threaten me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5419c47763687220905f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419c3f963687242913f0000#post_5419c3f963687242913f0000\r\n\r\nIt depends, what do you consider hotter?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5419c51d63687245816e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419c47763687220905f0000#post_5419c47763687220905f0000\r\nI'll take that as the former","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5419c61b636872331b6c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419c51d63687245816e0100#post_5419c51d63687245816e0100\r\n\r\nNow let's hope squiggy doesn't try to do the latter","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5419c94763687253475c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5419c61b636872331b6c0000#post_5419c61b636872331b6c0000\r\n!im37.gulfup.com/TsfsI.gif!\r\n[spoiler]I kid I kid[/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]Mostly[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}