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{"topics":[{"id":"541bf6456368721ee7630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've been torturing myself with Rubik's Cube.\r\nDamn you algorithms!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"541bf92263687249b0f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why are they voting for \"Yes\" in Scotland's independence? They should vote for \"Aye!\".\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I am so sorry Paragon Commander. \r\n\r\nand other Scottish people here.[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"541bfa3d6368721004710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541bf92263687249b0f20000#post_541bf92263687249b0f20000\r\n\"Basically, I went like this when I woke up\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qGxtqD6hU0","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"541c04be6368722758e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's something interesting; researchers in have figured out how to essentially supercharge plant growth.  What is this new found thing and why is it important?  Essentially a carbon fixing enzyme was replaced with one from cyanobacteria and presto 60% faster growth rate.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"541c16c06368723649020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c04be6368722758e20000#post_541c04be6368722758e20000\r\nAre there any side effects?\r\nLike certain degradation in the plant's genetics due to rapid growth?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"541c21ea6368720bb4480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541bea1363687228af180000#post_541bea1363687228af180000\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]I keep having dreams of war.[/bq]\r\nMaybe is a sign of a not so distant future :0","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"541c2a7e6368726237400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c04be6368722758e20000#post_541c04be6368722758e20000\r\nWe're getting closer to the Forced evolutionary virus.\r\n\r\nIn the mean time, any news on power armour and energy weapons?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"541c505c6368726aeb490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bow to me, humans!\r\n!http://cdn.citylab.com/media/img/citylab/legacy/2013/08/30/duck1.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"541c50af63687270062c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c505c6368726aeb490000#post_541c505c6368726aeb490000\r\nTHAT... IS ONE BIG DUCK. O_O The heck is this, Hong Kong?","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541c51416368721a630d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c505c6368726aeb490000#post_541c505c6368726aeb490000\r\n\r\nOUR DUCK OVERLORDS HAVE COME TO PURGE THE SINNERS\r\n\r\nAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541c51906368721d023f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c51416368721a630d0000#post_541c51416368721a630d0000\r\nNone will be spared!\r\n!http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130924135533-taiwan-duck-3-horizontal-gallery.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"541c51e963687202d9ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c505c6368726aeb490000#post_541c505c6368726aeb490000\r\n!http://blogs.artinfo.com/artintheair/files/2013/12/hofman-duck-explodes-taiwan.jpg!\r\nNope.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"541c52376368721a373f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c51e963687202d9ec0100#post_541c51e963687202d9ec0100\r\nCurses! Foiled again!\r\n!http://www.btsh.org/bruise/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giant-yellow-duck-explodes-in-Taiwan.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"541c531c63687255fd3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c52376368721a373f0000#post_541c52376368721a373f0000\r\nHoly crap, that is one big hole!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541c534b6368726b33df0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c52376368721a373f0000#post_541c52376368721a373f0000\r\n\r\nNOOO. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541c53626368721d02920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Ohhh, shit!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05j_Dw0vRhE","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541c53bc63687233ac970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c53626368721d02920100#post_541c53626368721d02920100\r\n\r\nThat video. TENOUTTATEN","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541c547d636872030df70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c53bc63687233ac970100#post_541c53bc63687233ac970100\r\n\r\n\"Tenouttateeeeeeeeeeen!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9joOlIkf6s","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541c58af6368724fb0ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Steam goes down last night\r\nIt comes back\r\n\"This\":store.steampowered.com/app/292120/ is the first thing I see on the store\r\n\r\nCoincidence? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541c592e6368724cbf420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Maybe, Too_Offensive. Or FATE?!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541c59de6368724327940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c592e6368724cbf420100#post_541c592e6368724cbf420100\r\nWell destiny is destiny ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541c648b6368727e301f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I came back from the doctor and went immediately back to bed.\r\nI'm fine though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541c6565636872025c690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c648b6368727e301f0000#post_541c648b6368727e301f0000\r\nThat's good. Nothing serious is always a good sign when you come back from the doctors.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541c6634636872025c850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c6565636872025c690000#post_541c6565636872025c690000\r\nMy doctor was cute too.\r\nUnfortunately it was like seven and I wasn't in a particularly flirty mood.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541c6e146368727a1e180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541c648b6368727e301f0000#post_541c648b6368727e301f0000\r\nCan I join you in bed?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}