time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1687.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5423a3c26368723d2ddc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423a2e16368724e12ef0000#post_5423a2e16368724e12ef0000\r\nMust resist Russia jokes....","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5423a4926368724e925a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"We fight together!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGreqBriJkQ","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5423a5f363687237b1850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And then there are days when you just don't care\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/ljkogDF.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5423a6656368726d1d720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423a5f363687237b1850000#post_5423a5f363687237b1850000\r\nAKA me right now","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5423aa0063687265af5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.wp.com/www.cooksux.com/therabbithaul/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/SHF-Kamen-Rider-Knight-12.png?resize=582%2C527!\r\n*ADVENT*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5423ad216368723d2d190200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423aa0063687265af5c0000#post_5423aa0063687265af5c0000\r\nEpic :D\r\n\r\n*FINAL VENT*","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5423adc463687205dcee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yep, spilled yougurt all over my essay.\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5423ae416368725a21f80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I had Lasagna!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5423ae64636872748b090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nice :)","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5423aeab6368720ffdbf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423ae64636872748b090000#post_5423ae64636872748b090000\r\nGrandma wanted the family together for dinner.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5423af5063687210d8080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423aeab6368720ffdbf0100#post_5423aeab6368720ffdbf0100\r\n\r\nThat's a nice gesture. :) I do enjoy it when my grandma cooks for the family. A lot of times, it happens on Thanksgiving. Though in recent years my mom has helped.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5423afef63687255d5d00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423af5063687210d8080000#post_5423af5063687210d8080000\r\nI was forced to help. I got there early so she looks at me and says \"put on an apron and help me chop these.\"\r\nNeedless to say I put on the apron and helped.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5423b0746368726f27be0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423afef63687255d5d00100#post_5423afef63687255d5d00100\r\nAnd thats one of many reasons I'm not a morning person.","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5423b0f06368721adc120200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423afef63687255d5d00100#post_5423afef63687255d5d00100\r\n\r\nWell, even if you were coerced, at least you got to spend some time with your grandma, Squig. In my experience, I've learned nothing is more valuable than family.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5423b1136368726822c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Prince Artemis\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423b0746368726f27be0100#post_5423b0746368726f27be0100\r\nEeehhh it was fun and if I didn't listen she probably would have punched me.\r\nMy grandma is 5'4 and like 130 lbs and she scares the shit out of me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5423b1506368725aa8b30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423b1136368726822c30000#post_5423b1136368726822c30000\r\nOh wow.... She sounds evil!","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5423b15463687276cf920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423ae416368725a21f80000#post_5423ae416368725a21f80000\r\nDidn't invite Garfield?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5423b1b56368726f27080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423b1136368726822c30000#post_5423b1136368726822c30000\r\nI believe you have.\r\n\r\n\"Never Mess with Granny\":http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverMessWithGranny","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5423b2256368721073a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Prince Artemis\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423b1506368725aa8b30100#post_5423b1506368725aa8b30100\r\nShe's not. Just hardcore. My grandma is the only person I know with a bigger knife collection than me.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423b15463687276cf920100#post_5423b15463687276cf920100\r\nFun Squiggy Fact. My uncle actually has a cat named Garfield.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5423b27f636872677e150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423b2256368721073a70000#post_5423b2256368721073a70000\r\nHoly crap!","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5423b2a26368725a38250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423b1b56368726f27080200#post_5423b1b56368726f27080200\r\nMy grandma is the sweetest, gentlest, most honest person you will ever meet.\r\nUNTIL you manage to piss her off. You do that and she will waste your ass like it was nothing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5423b46363687239e4d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423b2a26368725a38250200#post_5423b2a26368725a38250200\r\nSounds like my mom. She can be PRETTY scary when mad. My pops is the same way too. Even if he's in Los Angeles.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5423b59b6368720142aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/FxikD5Y.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5423b5ad63687269377c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423b46363687239e4d90000#post_5423b46363687239e4d90000\r\nAfter dinner was done we all sat around drinking and chatting.\r\nGrandma asked what happened to that \"nice boy I was dating.\" I told her he was cheating on me and she looks at me with a straight face and asks \"Did you break his kneecaps yet.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5423b6546368726d89dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5423b5ad63687269377c0000#post_5423b5ad63687269377c0000\r\n*ROFL* Are you fucking serious, dude?!! XD What did she want you to do to him, break 'em with a tire iron or something???? What next? Malicing someone with a shoehorn??","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"}]}