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{"topics":[{"id":"5357539f63687279b16b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST GOT THE WORST SCARE EVER.\r\n\r\ni was innocently sleeping in bed, relaxed with some asmr, when suddenly my phone rings, of course it would be normal, if it wasnt for the fact that the song that came up when it ringed was \"crack a bottle\" which literally begings with a loud high pitched scream.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5357bec06368723ca73c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357539f63687279b16b0000#post_5357539f63687279b16b0000\r\nCool.\r\nAt least you didn't get a heart attack.\r\nReminds me of that time I played a scary video game and nearly got one.\r\nJust fainted but still...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5357ca60636872129b270300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357539f63687279b16b0000#post_5357539f63687279b16b0000\r\nDamm!","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"},{"id":"5358329f6368721b78540200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Any momentarily triumph you think to have achieved with a discussion is in reality, a phyrric victory: The resentment and hate that you provoke are far more intense and durable than any temporary change of opinion. It is much more convincing to make others agreeing with you using actions, without saying a single word.\r\n\r\nHere's what I mean. The main issue when trying to probe an argument or achieving a victory through a discussion is that in the end, you can't be certain how that will affect the one's you're arguing with; it may seem they politely agree with you, but on the inside they might resent it. Or maybe, when you say something that offends them; words just have the particularity of being interpreted according to the mood and insecurities of others. Not even the best argument has a solid base, because in the end, we all end up doubting of their elusive nature. And days later after reaching an agreement with someone, more times than none, we will always go back to our original opinion due to force of habit.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"535834ad6368721a55d20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So maybe I've been spending too much time on Tumblr lately - which will probably invalidate what I'm about to say - but there's something I'm confused about, and have been confused about for a pretty long time. People are accusing Katy Perry of being a racist because she wore a kimono on stage once and hung out with Kyary Pamyu Pamyu who, by the way, claimed to be a fan of her work. I'm failing to see the problem of wearing a kimono here.\r\n\r\nI mean, from what I understand of their cultural origin, kimonos aren't the same as something like, say, a chief's warbonnet, in the idea that nobody had to go through bloody battles and other terrors for those feathers. It's cultural wear. What's wrong with wearing it; are people afraid that it's not going to receive the \"proper\" respect? Am I overlooking something?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5358350d636872461ebb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535834ad6368721a55d20200#post_535834ad6368721a55d20200\r\nAt least tumblr is being somewhat consistent by hating on Katy 'Gurlpower' Perry for it.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"535835b76368722607720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5358350d636872461ebb0000#post_5358350d636872461ebb0000\r\n\r\nFrom what I've seen of her - which isn't a lot, mind you - Katy Perry seems to be a decent person. _shrug_","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"535835da636872461e100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535835b76368722607720100#post_535835b76368722607720100\r\nI don't know of anything she's done wrong either.\r\nTumblr is gonna tumblr","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5358363b63687235f3680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357537f63687214123d0000#post_5357537f63687214123d0000\r\nThat sounds alright to me. I look younger too. Being tall though I look kind of strange in my own appraisal","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"535839b363687234de940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Meanwhile in an irrelevant place:\r\n\r\n[6:05:30 PM] Aaron K: While you elect a century removed man, I shall campaign for Overlord Faust.\r\n[6:05:41 PM] Aaron K: As president she shall enforce quality viewing.\r\n[6:05:50 PM] Aaron K: And she will tell us everything's OK.\r\n[6:06:04 PM] Aaron K: And JonTron will be Secretary of State.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53583a0c6368725ade910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535839b363687234de940000#post_535839b363687234de940000\r\nstory?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53583ba163687234c3a70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53583a0c6368725ade910000#post_53583a0c6368725ade910000\r\n\r\nOn some Skype chat I lurk there was a small campaign to elect William Howard Taft. And though he's a respectable man he is over a century removed fro current society and politics. So he'll probably end up being three times worse than any candidate from any party since he won't even grasp fax machines.\r\n\r\nIf there's going to be a mock campaign for silly reasons let there be Overlord Faust. She will be the closest we get to Mother Celestia and/or any one of the Mane 6.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53583c086368724ef1000300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53583ba163687234c3a70100#post_53583ba163687234c3a70100\r\nTaft wasn't that good of a president when he was president. Great judge though.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53583c32636872738f130300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53583ba163687234c3a70100#post_53583ba163687234c3a70100\r\n\r\nThen I must form a resistance group to oppose Overlord Faust since having smart people in the government is not convienent for me.\r\n\r\nI'll see you on the battlefield.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53583c316368726e52dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53583c086368724ef1000300#post_53583c086368724ef1000300\r\n\r\nI think the bulk of the campaign in this chat hinges on him being fat in any case.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53584add63687243bc3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53583ba163687234c3a70100#post_53583ba163687234c3a70100\r\nSound like you're going to war with the Tyrannical OP and his country, Ducktales. Woo hoo.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53584c536368720426910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53584add63687243bc3c0100#post_53584add63687243bc3c0100\r\n\r\nI'm effectively already at war with them. Every time I open my mouth they get offended.\r\n\r\nBecause lord forbid I advocate people become proactive about things that matter.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53586f276368726e91720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, Trashboat and Sunnyside both believe that my obsession with dinosaurs is unhealthy.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53586f7f6368720d96040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53586f276368726e91720000#post_53586f276368726e91720000\r\n\r\nWell, you want to **** with a dinosaur so...","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53586fac6368727fb4660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53586f7f6368720d96040000#post_53586f7f6368720d96040000\r\nI was joking about that.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5358701e6368720d965d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53586fac6368727fb4660000#post_53586fac6368727fb4660000\r\nCould have fooled me.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5358707e6368726e72350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53586fac6368727fb4660000#post_53586fac6368727fb4660000\r\n\r\nIn the internet, is very difficult to make a joke, you know?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"535870b06368720afeb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5358707e6368726e72350100#post_5358707e6368726e72350100\r\n\r\nmostly because everything is a fetish.\r\n\r\nthis is not real life, people will take you seriously if you say \"i like dick in the ears\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535870fa63687228ba220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535870b06368720afeb20000#post_535870b06368720afeb20000\r\nMan, i love a good ear-dicking.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"535871716368722f0d440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So if I wear to say I rather watch porn of interracial midgets with deformities that include such fetishes from necrophilia to agoraphilia, you would think is truth?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}