time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1865.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5438b93d636872350cd10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438b8b86368722ccd9c0100#post_5438b8b86368722ccd9c0100\r\nBecause you'll die.\r\n[spoiler]Of cuteness[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438b9706368722ba04b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf04_blood_in_the_water/images/comic/1024x768/TFC04-073.jpg!\r\n!http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf04_blood_in_the_water/images/comic/1024x768/TFC04-074.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438bad763687258a7e10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438b9706368722ba04b0000#post_5438b9706368722ba04b0000\r\nIsn't Australia doing way better than NZ?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5438bf0663687265da0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/b15172462c82cc4b29bb76ab01d15e3b/tumblr_inline_ncu57j8jKr1qmjsuk.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438c0866368726a9e720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Random post, but I never ever get tired of hentai quotes cause hentai has the most hilarious lines ever:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/641/806/492.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/731/397/f2d.jpg!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/746/024/d5f.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/560/654/0bb.png!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/727/248/46d.jpg!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/757/826/f39.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/762/475/683.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/803/940/292.png!\r\nSomeone's getting knifed and it's not going to be me.\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5438c0e06368721fe4fb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438c0866368726a9e720100#post_5438c0866368726a9e720100\r\n\r\nSilly Aigis","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5438c1356368727e7ccc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438c0866368726a9e720100#post_5438c0866368726a9e720100\r\nIs that bottom one supposed to be about their lack of br-*knifed*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438c1c763687229ffff0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/2014/10/11/740558/large.png!\r\n\r\nthis needs to be colored, its hot for some reason","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438c28463687244a4c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]“Tails said, “Cream, I have lusted after your rabbit genitals since day one. I think you are the hottest woman I have ever been to. I know you are Charmy’s Girl Friend, but toss him aside and let my penis murder everything inside of you.” Tails took out his penis, and he was so in love that his penis was literally screaming.”[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5438c28763687265c6900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/845/404/4f9.gif!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/845/410/be7.gif!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/845/414/256.gif!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/845/419/d2e.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438c2ba6368722f7f1a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438c28463687244a4c90100#post_5438c28463687244a4c90100\r\n\r\n>cream\r\n\r\n>not vanilla\r\n\r\ntails really sucks at picking women.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438c553636872675d1b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438c28763687265c6900000#post_5438c28763687265c6900000\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/844/179/862.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5438c8b16368722f7f1c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438c553636872675d1b0000#post_5438c553636872675d1b0000\r\nFancy Earthbending","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5438c9a1636872560e010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*GOD DAMN IT!*\r\nThe airstrikes in Syria are already backfiring.  If you're wondering what is going on immediately after the airstrikes in Syria started the rebels disavowed the USA because of the collateral damage\r\n\r\nSo now no matter who wins the USA has fundamentally made another enemy.  If Assad wins we have a crazy fucking dictator going around killing his people.  If ISIS wins we have a crazy fucking country that won't stop ever until the last one of them is dead.  If the rebels wins we have another country that fucking hates us cause of the shit we do.\r\n\r\nAnd you know what is the most realistic scenario?  All three groups won't lose and they'll perpetually be stuck in a eternal war.  So basically imagine Syria and Northwest quarter of Iraq as three countries perpetually at war and will never stop until they literally run out of people to fight with.\r\n\r\nThere's only one way the war in Syria and Iraq can end at this point: if there's no one left.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; the war in Syria and Iraq in all probability is going to last for forty more years until there's no one left at all in the areas either from migrating elsewhere or dying.\r\n\r\nHonestly we just need to evacuate civilians from the area and let them fight cause they're never ever going to stop ever.\r\n\r\n\r\nChrist; shit like this is why I'm a technocrat cause we need people in charge that know what the fuck they're actually doing instead of a bunch of bumbling idiots currently in charge.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5438cad763687256b25f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i really like calling squiggy papa-bear","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5438cb406368721ed1af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438cad763687256b25f0000#post_5438cad763687256b25f0000\r\nI like being called it Love.\r\n\r\n\"Dammit Giga. Why must all your songs make me want to dance?\":www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZHiGLt7g8E","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438cbad636872701bb20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"it's just a sexy name actually\r\nand i love the position it puts me in","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5438cbfe636872569f8c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Note to self: Try the bear position.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5438cc3363687246d1d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438cbfe636872569f8c0000#post_5438cbfe636872569f8c0000\r\nWhat would that look like even?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438cc83636872107d100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"sadly now i must retire to bed\r\nbecause i'm working the weekend\r\nsigh\r\n\r\ni will see you my dreams papa-bear","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5438cca96368722f7ffe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438cc83636872107d100000#post_5438cc83636872107d100000\r\nG'night Goldilocks.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438ccf3636872560e700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438cbfe636872569f8c0000#post_5438cbfe636872569f8c0000\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]Note to self: Try the bear position.[/bq]\r\nI couldn't bear it though.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5438ccf763687206a1f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"apparently the phrase \"lick someone\" in the streets means \"to rob or kill someone with a gun\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438cd736368720934400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438cc3363687246d1d70000#post_5438cc3363687246d1d70000\r\n\r\nI imagine it would requiere to give a handjob like when a bear catches a tuna.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438ccf3636872560e700000#post_5438ccf3636872560e700000\r\n\r\nYou must do it with your bear hands","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5438cd8e6368724cb0910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438ccf763687206a1f10100#post_5438ccf763687206a1f10100\r\n\r\nNo wonder it's always effective.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}