time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/196.json

{"topics":[{"id":"535d857e6368721bae9e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535d84f663687267c72f0000#post_535d84f663687267c72f0000\r\nBug spray.\r\nAnd apply lotion after you shower. This isn't a difficult concept to grasp.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535d881d6368724a37df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535d857e6368721bae9e0100#post_535d857e6368721bae9e0100\r\n\r\nthe problem is when you step on them, and they bite back, because that always happens.\r\n\r\nbecause its impossible to distinguish anything in the wild.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535d88ce6368722014bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535d881d6368724a37df0100#post_535d881d6368724a37df0100\r\nNot when you know what to look for.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535d9d676368720bfd8e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I like the outdoors as well, but I am allergic to grass and pollen.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535d9dfc636872038bfc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Going to /v/ fills your heart with rage from contact, it's great","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"535da09f6368721ef3990200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When you go to good will and fine Swag.\r\n\r\n!https://24.media.tumblr.com/e0bcdc9d283acd510c6696b1780afd51/tumblr_mnz8cxa4AS1qlrczpo1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"535da0a46368721ea5f50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, don't tell Paska but I blew up Gopher's corpse with a grenade","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"535da0e06368721e25500200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535da09f6368721ef3990200#post_535da09f6368721ef3990200\r\nnice","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"535da4ea6368725865980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535da0a46368721ea5f50200#post_535da0a46368721ea5f50200\r\nYou bar steward.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"535dbfcc6368721d94390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What do you call a feline concentration camp?\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Meowschwitz[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535dc8b66368727086140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535dbfcc6368721d94390000#post_535dbfcc6368721d94390000\r\nThat shit ain't funny. My granddad died in the Holocaust.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]He fell of a guard tower.[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"535dc9066368726856340300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535dc8b66368727086140000#post_535dc8b66368727086140000\r\nI'm sorry\r\n......Mostly.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535dc95b636872022eac0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535dbfcc6368721d94390000#post_535dbfcc6368721d94390000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]What do you call a feline concentration camp?\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Meowschwitz[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535dc8b66368727086140000#post_535dc8b66368727086140000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535dbfcc6368721d94390000#post_535dbfcc6368721d94390000\r\nThat shit ain't funny. My granddad died in the Holocaust.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]He fell of a guard tower.[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n\r\n!https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSb4Wm3PMv_dC6Vx2sMmtqVWpiWpxCRvJcf3VsU94hzr9MpB-Ac!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"535dcc646368722ce96d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"wat\r\n!http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/ffs...what_kind_of_art_is_this.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"535dcc9b6368723970720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535dcc646368722ce96d0000#post_535dcc646368722ce96d0000\r\nI did nazi that coming.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535dcd656368721cb0930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535dcc646368722ce96d0000#post_535dcc646368722ce96d0000\r\nWhat the...\r\nWhat the hell is that?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"535dce3a63687224dddc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535dcc646368722ce96d0000#post_535dcc646368722ce96d0000\r\nUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"535dcfa163687239701a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535dcc646368722ce96d0000#post_535dcc646368722ce96d0000\r\nThis pleases me.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"535e5ebf6368721e76f00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now, I'm at the episode where Will proposes to Lisa. Gotta say, which was sadder to watch, the episode with Will's dad, the drug episode or the episode where Will gets shot?","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"535e69c763687265da120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@NotYourAverageLurker\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535e5ebf6368721e76f00100#post_535e5ebf6368721e76f00100\r\nThe episode satsuke reveals she was actuallythe demo knight the whole time.\r\n\r\nAnd ragyo is merasmus","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535e6b2f636872107e070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535dcc646368722ce96d0000#post_535dcc646368722ce96d0000\r\nDamm.","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"},{"id":"535ee51963687226647e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's a bit of kind of mean of me to say, but kind of good news on the same token.  It's kind of mean for me to say this, but it's kind of a good thing:  Congress for the usa is getting old man.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is that the last two decades we've been seeing longer and longer incumbents who continue to stay in office; this has lead for the average age of people in congress to be around the 60 year old mark.\r\n\r\nIn say ten years the majority of congress is probably going to wind up being forced to retire and we're going to see new people coming in.\r\n\r\nDon't like the current congress?  Then in say ten years the majority of them are going to have to retire.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"535ee60863687210a7a30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535ee51963687226647e0000#post_535ee51963687226647e0000\r\n\r\nOr until their sponsors find someone better suited to further their needs","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"535ee6516368722ecadc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"After listening to \r\n\r\n\"Dancing Water Spray\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51YVeIidxk\r\n\r\n\"\"Ridiculous Game\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUn8j04T33M\r\nand\r\n\"Death Lullaby\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIApGqrrxeE\r\n\r\nI've developed a liking for the castanet sounds.\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a5/Castagnetten.jpg/149px-Castagnetten.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"535ee7b263687252ebe40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535ee60863687210a7a30100#post_535ee60863687210a7a30100\r\nNah, special interest groups are kind of dumb when it comes to efficiently working the system.\r\n\r\nThey have effective control of congress cause their tactics politically is throw enough money.  Sure that works right now cause only under a dozen or so congressmen get replaced every election on average(Sorry republicans/democrats if you think you're getting a super majority in 2014 you're a idiot), but if you have to replace the vast majority of congress with plants in a short time you're not going to be as effective.\r\n\r\nSure there's going to be plenty of corrupt congressmen in two decades, but not nearly as many as we have because the current tactics only work cause congress right now has such a low turnaround.  If you're a lobbyist group then you better get your checkbook extremely ready cause you're going to need it badly soon.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}