time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1975.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5448a39463687276897f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a234636872471ab40200#post_5448a234636872471ab40200\r\nWow, that's, that's actually really disheartening.\r\n\r\nThat's really sad. Especially the \"illicit affairs\" thing like what the hell. \r\n\r\nWell this goes into the disappointment box. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448a3b263687203023a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3116368720bb5da0100#post_5448a3116368720bb5da0100\r\nWhere did you get Panties from!? Your mom!?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448a3c86368723534850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3116368720bb5da0100#post_5448a3116368720bb5da0100\r\nNow don't get me wrong, I like the guy professionally. What he lacks in range he makes up for with passion, sincerity and raw acting talent. But as a human being? Fuck him up the ass with an unlubed wooden spoon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448a3d66368721608f20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3b263687203023a0300#post_5448a3b263687203023a0300\r\nEw, no, that would be weird. \r\nThey're mine. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5448a3f16368720544220300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3d66368721608f20100#post_5448a3d66368721608f20100\r\nWHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448a4a76368721eb2b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3d66368721608f20100#post_5448a3d66368721608f20100\r\nSo you just have a dresser with panties and boxers in em?\r\n\r\nAlso, how did your underwear get stuck in the trash. Cuz that sounds hilarious! \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448a5c0636872622f150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a3f16368720544220300#post_5448a3f16368720544220300\r\nHeheh\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a4a76368721eb2b80200#post_5448a4a76368721eb2b80200\r\nThat would imply that I'm organized enough to put my underwear in a dresser. \r\nBut yeah, it's all panties or boxerbreifs. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5448a6536368724819640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a5c0636872622f150000#post_5448a5c0636872622f150000\r\n[spoiler]You are the best and the worst kind of tease.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448a6e663687201ae220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a5c0636872622f150000#post_5448a5c0636872622f150000\r\nHmmmmmm?\r\n[spoiler]!http://www.jacksofscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/oak.jpg!\r\nI kid I kid[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nGotta have dat variety!\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Boxers rule![/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448a7aa6368727932a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a6536368724819640000#post_5448a6536368724819640000\r\nSchrodinger's tease?\r\n\r\n ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5448a7b563687262a0bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Open your Eyes for the next 555*\r\n\r\nCan you just stop posting rap twisted? God!\r\n\r\nTwisted: No.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]You don't have to follow my lead if you don't want to.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5448a89e6368720390c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a7b563687262a0bd0000#post_5448a7b563687262a0bd0000\r\nAnd the lottery winning number is!\r\n\r\n....\r\n\r\n....\r\n\r\n*555*\r\n\r\nKamen Rider 555: \"I knew this day would come\"\r\n\r\n*Cries tears of joy*\r\n\r\nThe End~\r\n\r\nMy first and last fanfic. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448a8ca6368727932df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a7aa6368727932a60100#post_5448a7aa6368727932a60100\r\nWhats Schrodinger?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448a93963687203520d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a8ca6368727932df0100#post_5448a8ca6368727932df0100\r\nIt's a reference to \"Schrödinger's cat\":en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrödinger's_cat","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448a94763687201aeea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a8ca6368727932df0100#post_5448a8ca6368727932df0100\r\n\"Science stuff\":en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrödinger's_cat","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5448aa086368723a5e810200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a93963687203520d0100#post_5448a93963687203520d0100\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448a94763687201aeea0100#post_5448a94763687201aeea0100\r\nOoooooh!\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Too much Science! Too much Science! I DONT UNDERSTAND! DEAD CAT!? NOT DEAD CAT!?[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448ab0063687253e2aa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448aa086368723a5e810200#post_5448aa086368723a5e810200\r\nI like to think that nobody actually understands quantum physics, it's just they act like they do so they can make up weird shit like this. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5448abc363687256ac5f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]The naming conventions of the Demons in Gash Bell are weird. You've got demons with wierd yet sane names like Gash and Tio. You've got the really out there ones like Brago, Kyanchome, Zophise and Zeon. And then there's Ted.\r\n!fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/018/0/5/Ted_from_Zatch_Bell_by_J_Mac09.jpg!\r\nHis name. Is. TED.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448acc963687253a92c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448abc363687256ac5f0000#post_5448abc363687256ac5f0000\r\nPffffffff, They probably couldn't think of anything else.\r\n\r\n\"Uhhhhhhhh, lets see, uhhhhhhh\"\r\n\r\n\"Fuck it lets name em Ted\"\r\n\r\nBut hey,\r\n\r\n[spoiler]At least it isn't Duff Mcwhalen.\r\n!http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120428143955/es.megaman/images/1/11/Duff_McWhalen.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448ace263687253c9dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448ab0063687253e2aa0100#post_5448ab0063687253e2aa0100\r\nScience! NOTHING IS REAL!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5448ad466368724819d90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm 18 now and I'm still 5'4. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5448adae6368724567130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448acc963687253a92c0100#post_5448acc963687253a92c0100\r\nThe best part is that Ted is one of my favorite characters. And the weirdest part?\r\n[spoiler]He has a girlfriend. Named Cherishe.\r\n!ami.animecharactersdatabase.com/uploads/chars/5457-1566460558.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448adc16368724819040200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448ad466368724819d90100#post_5448ad466368724819d90100\r\nWait so you're legal?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5448ae2d6368722b55640300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448adc16368724819040200#post_5448adc16368724819040200\r\nAnd very short. One part about being Asian that I hate.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5448ae386368722b55670300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5448ad466368724819d90100#post_5448ad466368724819d90100\r\nUse metric like civilised people, you savage.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}