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{"topics":[{"id":"54bdc83863687233da411200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know, sometimes I'm afraid to joke by saying \"Ask your mom\" or something similar because I wouldn't know whether they have parents or not.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54bdc842636872630ba10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc755636872425a320900#post_54bdc755636872425a320900\r\nThat moment will be in my funeral.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54bdc84f6368722c9fcb1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc74863687231a6191a00#post_54bdc74863687231a6191a00\r\nFun Squiggy Fact.\r\nI have a bald spot on my right shoulder. My mom thought it would be funny to put a wax strip there when I was distracted. She slapped it on and at that point my only option was to just rip it off. It's been bare there ever since.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdc8bf6368722e12b81900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc83863687233da411200#post_54bdc83863687233da411200\r\nWell, tell them that you did not know about, so they can't get mad at you.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54bdc93963687230f5541500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc84f6368722c9fcb1200#post_54bdc84f6368722c9fcb1200\r\nWait; so a single wax strip permanently removed your body hair?  Lucky.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54bdc93c6368723ce71e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fun HJSDGCE Fact.\r\n\r\nI have a terrible memory, especially names and faces. It took my 2 months to remember the name of my uncle who frequently visits me for so many years. I can't remember the teacher who taught me everything about English, Science and Mathematics. I can't remember half of my friends and I can't even remember my own home address.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54bdc94a6368723ce7310400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc83863687233da411200#post_54bdc83863687233da411200\r\nReal talk. You can say what you want about me. You can call me the most awful, vile, horrible names you can imagine, and I'll brush it off. You talk about my mom in any way and I will dedicate the remainder of my life to ruining yours.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdc96363687265dca40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc78f63687258f9bd0800#post_54bdc78f63687258f9bd0800\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc8336368727363710100#post_54bdc8336368727363710100\r\nRad is the best adjective! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bdc96d636872425abe0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc93963687230f5541500#post_54bdc93963687230f5541500\r\nNot lucky! I love being a big fuzzy teddy bear! ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdc980636872736fa50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc96363687265dca40900#post_54bdc96363687265dca40900\r\nWe need to bring back Radical as a word.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdc984636872594e2e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc94a6368723ce7310400#post_54bdc94a6368723ce7310400\r\nyou're awesome","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bdc9ba6368723496b01a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc984636872594e2e0800#post_54bdc984636872594e2e0800\r\nShe raised me, protected me, and kicked my ass when I needed it.\r\nIt's the least I can do.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdc9de63687236054c1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc84f6368722c9fcb1200#post_54bdc84f6368722c9fcb1200\r\nIs it possible to get them back?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54bdc9f26368722907961400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc9ba6368723496b01a00#post_54bdc9ba6368723496b01a00\r\ni really want to meet your family\r\nthey sound way too interesting","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bdca3663687216af460600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc94a6368723ce7310400#post_54bdc94a6368723ce7310400\r\n!https://img0.etsystatic.com/013/0/6100528/il_fullxfull.455951896_lqrx.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54bdcade636872425a5b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc94a6368723ce7310400#post_54bdc94a6368723ce7310400\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc83863687233da411200#post_54bdc83863687233da411200\r\nReal talk. You can say what you want about me. You can call me the most awful, vile, horrible names you can imagine, and I'll brush it off. You talk about my mom in any way and I will dedicate the remainder of my life to ruining yours.[/bq]\r\nSame, No one talks shit on my mom.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bdcb356368722907f91400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdca3663687216af460600#post_54bdca3663687216af460600\r\nOh god\r\nI'm so mean when I'm hungry \r\nLow blood sugar is the worst.","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54bdcb9a6368727ed7de0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdca3663687216af460600#post_54bdca3663687216af460600\r\nI can be anything when I am bored.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54bdccc76368726d38de1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Vindictus : Chapter1 (S3) raid battle, Queen Regina\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3F8QigmhZ0","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54bdccca63687269dcfe0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What other words do we need to revive?\r\nSkedaddle?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54bdcd016368722ff6821500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdccca63687269dcfe0700#post_54bdccca63687269dcfe0700\r\nKerfuffle.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdcd276368721cc0820600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc4ba6368724deaa80500#post_54bdc4ba6368724deaa80500\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc3216368721f026d0e00#post_54bdc3216368721f026d0e00\r\nI take a nap after watching half of an episode of Evangelion.\r\nso I think is pretty ok.\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdc3c76368725570870600#post_54bdc3c76368725570870600\r\n!http://blurbrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/chris-hansen.jpg![/bq]\r\n\r\nwhy don'tcha take a seat right over there","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54bdcd3e6368727574220d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdccca63687269dcfe0700#post_54bdccca63687269dcfe0700\r\nAnything that involves porn\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54bdcd546368720972190b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdcd016368722ff6821500#post_54bdcd016368722ff6821500\r\nI entered a spelling bee once.\r\nI spelled that word right because I read the newspaper just before the competition and the word was there.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54bdcd77636872630b270800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdccca63687269dcfe0700#post_54bdccca63687269dcfe0700\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdcd016368722ff6821500#post_54bdcd016368722ff6821500\r\nRighteous! 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