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{"topics":[{"id":"54cc026f6368720d38500800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc008d63687213b1410100#post_54cc008d63687213b1410100\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/61cd4c1ace916c58bbc84e94af589e52/tumblr_mw2mipIFit1s7m1zqo1_500.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54cc029a6368720c0f561500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc026f6368720d38500800#post_54cc026f6368720d38500800\r\nOkay, den.\r\n<","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cc02a063687213b1e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc01d56368726746430000#post_54cc01d56368726746430000\r\nOh no that's not good.\r\n\r\nI would try drying it off a little. (Either that or take it apart) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cc03146368726746980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc02a063687213b1e90100#post_54cc02a063687213b1e90100\r\nActually, I just restarted it. Ringer ain't blocking the screen, but volume buttons ain't working no more.\r\nI still got other ways of turning it up, so that's good enough for me.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cc03d66368721f63f90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc03146368726746980000#post_54cc03146368726746980000\r\nPhew! Well that's good! \r\n\r\nWhat did you drop it in that had water in it anyhow? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cc04146368726bd6ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc03146368726746980000#post_54cc03146368726746980000\r\nPut it in the fridge or freezer for about 10 to 20 minutes just to be safe. That'll dry up any moisture left on or in it. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cc0435636872748d181100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc03d66368721f63f90200#post_54cc03d66368721f63f90200\r\n........\r\nUhhhhh....\r\n!http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/188/8/3/EXCALIBUR_FACE_by_megakeroro.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cc046263687205f96a1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc0435636872748d181100#post_54cc0435636872748d181100\r\nDid u pee on ur fone","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cc04bc6368723a56d11300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc046263687205f96a1400#post_54cc046263687205f96a1400\r\nNoooooo...\r\nI'm FRICKING clumsy.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cc04c363687254ed760300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc01d1636872324c060000#post_54cc01d1636872324c060000\r\n-3/10 not enough areas clipping into each other-\r\nI want this badly","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cc04cb63687249b29a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc0435636872748d181100#post_54cc0435636872748d181100\r\nU dropped it in the toilet or shower didn't you. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cc04e463687238389e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc04cb63687249b29a0300#post_54cc04cb63687249b29a0300\r\nToilet.\r\nI'm so clumsy.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cc050f6368720c0fe31500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc04146368726bd6ce0000#post_54cc04146368726bd6ce0000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc03146368726746980000#post_54cc03146368726746980000\r\nPut it in the fridge or freezer for about 10 to 20 minutes just to be safe. That'll dry up any moisture left on or in it. [/bq]\r\nOr better yet:\r\n!http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2014/9/18/iphoneprank2.png!\r\n(please don't actually do this)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54cc05f66368720d38400900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc04e463687238389e0100#post_54cc04e463687238389e0100\r\nI knew it!\r\n\r\nIts ok, that happens. I once dropped an entire new thing of toilet paper in the toilet once! Dark times, daaark times.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc050f6368720c0fe31500#post_54cc050f6368720c0fe31500\r\nOh god, did you see that pic of some idiot on Twitter/facebook trying this?\r\n\r\nWhat an idiot! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cc05f9636872582bcd2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc04146368726bd6ce0000#post_54cc04146368726bd6ce0000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc03146368726746980000#post_54cc03146368726746980000\r\nPut it in the fridge or freezer for about 10 to 20 minutes just to be safe. That'll dry up any moisture left on or in it. [/bq]\r\nIs that really safe for my phone?\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc05f66368720d38400900#post_54cc05f66368720d38400900\r\nMy sister wasted an entire roll of toilet paper, too.\r\nARRRGH.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cc06256368724511031700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc04e463687238389e0100#post_54cc04e463687238389e0100\r\nOkay this isn't usually advised if you have a smartphone since it can mess with the screen but if you're a huge germaphobe like me you may want to take a chance. Dab a little bit of rubbing alcohol onto a qtip and swab it around all the parts without openings then wipe it off. \r\nI've done it a few times without incident But I warn again, it can mess with touch screens. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cc06376368726746890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc050f6368720c0fe31500#post_54cc050f6368720c0fe31500\r\nOH GOD YES\r\n!http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2080964/thumbs/o-MICROWAVE-IPHONE-570.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cc065663687223f9850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So early day of work today \r\nGonna get some food and make some fancy kraft dinner and a fruit smoothie\r\nThen I'm going to play kh hd","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54cc069963687239aba02700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc05f9636872582bcd2e00#post_54cc05f9636872582bcd2e00\r\nYeah. It's long enough to dry it without freezing or anything. \r\n\r\nIf you don't want to try that (which I totally understand) put it in a container of uncooked rice over night. \r\n\r\nEDIT: also turn it off before doing ANY of this","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cc06b363687245113c1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc06256368724511031700#post_54cc06256368724511031700\r\nI'm using an iPhone...\r\nI don't wanna take the risk.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc069963687239aba02700#post_54cc069963687239aba02700\r\nMy parents never buy rice.. Fuck!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cc071b6368726746f60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc06b363687245113c1700#post_54cc06b363687245113c1700\r\nTotally understand. I'd try the rice thing at least though. Wouldn't want any moisture lingering in there. \r\n\r\nEDIT: SHIET","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cc07db6368725a54120800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/8HLXZYO.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cc07f76368726f83f20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc071b6368726746f60100#post_54cc071b6368726746f60100\r\n!http://img.neoseeker.com/mgv/59301/301/26/facedesk_display.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cc08036368720d38100a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc06b363687245113c1700#post_54cc06b363687245113c1700\r\nI'd leave it off for a while still though. Just leave it on a towel, turned off for as long as you can. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cc08246368723268250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cc08036368720d38100a00#post_54cc08036368720d38100a00\r\nI'll do that.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}